I was out hiking in the woods with a few Friends of mine, when we all got Lost and accidentally diviso, spalato up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an ora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a gonna that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are te lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do te mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure te can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that te like jumping off cliffs. Are te suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Amore the wind in my hair!
Me: If te hadn't gotten married, would te consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Amore my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did te marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom te fell in Amore with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would te leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes te Amore someone, but then te meet someone else and Amore them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: te don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me da the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are te MAD? There's nothing più powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE te SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit te here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are te ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and te don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could te stand the orso droppings all around? And how te don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch te when te sleep?
Pocahontas: te watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would te ever agree if someone called te a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: da far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an ora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a gonna that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are te lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do te mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure te can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that te like jumping off cliffs. Are te suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Amore the wind in my hair!
Me: If te hadn't gotten married, would te consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Amore my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did te marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom te fell in Amore with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would te leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes te Amore someone, but then te meet someone else and Amore them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: te don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me da the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are te MAD? There's nothing più powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE te SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit te here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are te ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and te don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could te stand the orso droppings all around? And how te don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch te when te sleep?
Pocahontas: te watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would te ever agree if someone called te a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: da far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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In honor of Valentines giorno coming up I'm making a lista of my superiore, in alto 14 preferito Amore songs from animated movies. Starting with my least favorite, number 14, each giorno I will add a Amore song I like and on Valentines giorno I will reveal my number one preferito Amore song from an animated movie and this articolo will be complete :)
14. One Song - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
I really like this song because it's so romantic but it's kinda dull compared to my other preferito in my opinion...But I'm totally in Amore with the lyrics like
'One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true'
that...
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14. One Song - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
'One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true'
that...
here they are....
20. Part of Your World (Reprise)
This song is quick, simple, but very sweet. It shows te don't need to have a lot of metaphors and poetic devices to convey what te want. Ariel expresses her desire to become human so clearly and plainly in this song, just da the emotion and longing she conveys, and da just putting it into simple sentences.
"...the reprise is just unforgettable and beautiful." (TotallyMe105)
"Part of Your World Reprise is epic." (AllegroGiocoso)
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"The reprise is beautiful" (KataraLover)
20. Part of Your World (Reprise)
This song is quick, simple, but very sweet. It shows te don't need to have a lot of metaphors and poetic devices to convey what te want. Ariel expresses her desire to become human so clearly and plainly in this song, just da the emotion and longing she conveys, and da just putting it into simple sentences.
"...the reprise is just unforgettable and beautiful." (TotallyMe105)
"Part of Your World Reprise is epic." (AllegroGiocoso)
"I think this song is really catchy and fun. It's my...
Credit: Gabriel Fichera
Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to Disney Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original Film that I've never expected to see out. The secondo part will be carica once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I commento on one pick and other fan wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an articolo to explain più in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like fuoco (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, o whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like fuoco (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, o whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. Frozen has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, te can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Frozen needed più POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Frozen didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, te can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Frozen needed più POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Frozen didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
