So back in my junior anno of high school I was obsessed with Tigi Bedhead Products.
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One giorno I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. te read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with te my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to te and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't te think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't te think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one doccia hold?
Looking around here te think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands te don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do te call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I Amore their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my domande and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a Youtube video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes da mostrare te that. It's on private on a secondary username so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One giorno I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. te read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with te my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to te and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't te think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't te think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one doccia hold?
Looking around here te think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands te don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do te call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I Amore their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my domande and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a Youtube video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes da mostrare te that. It's on private on a secondary username so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!
This doesn't usually happen to me. I mean, I always prefer the good ones over the bad ones in the movie, but this time it wasn't like that. I haven't seen the movie Hercules, but I prefer Hades to Megara because I've seen other Hades related stuff.
Hades is a god. Although I believe in only one god, I have been interested in mythology since I was little, which made me wonder about Hades. (Of course, who wouldn't be curious about an Underworld god?). In mythology, Hades was not a very good god. He was a soul-stealing god, moreover, he was the brother of Zeus. (I have never loved Zeus, he is constantly punishing people). After all I've read about Hades, I didn't like him. I didn't like him much when I watched Descendants, but after "Do what te gotta do" in Descendants three, I started to Amore him. His relationship with Mal was funny and sweet. He loved Mal and he was really funny. That's why I Amore him.
P.S: Hades' fiery blue hair is awesome too
Hades is a god. Although I believe in only one god, I have been interested in mythology since I was little, which made me wonder about Hades. (Of course, who wouldn't be curious about an Underworld god?). In mythology, Hades was not a very good god. He was a soul-stealing god, moreover, he was the brother of Zeus. (I have never loved Zeus, he is constantly punishing people). After all I've read about Hades, I didn't like him. I didn't like him much when I watched Descendants, but after "Do what te gotta do" in Descendants three, I started to Amore him. His relationship with Mal was funny and sweet. He loved Mal and he was really funny. That's why I Amore him.
P.S: Hades' fiery blue hair is awesome too
The reason I wrote this articolo is because people always talk about classic Disney princesses and forget about live action princesses. My preferito live-action princesses are Audrey and Mal. Yes, no matter how bad Audrey is, she will always be my preferito villain.
Audrey is Aurora's daughter. I saw a sondaggio last night. The domanda in the sondaggio was:
Do te like Audrey più o Aurora?
I chose Aurora because Aurora was a good person. But now I realize how wrong I was. Aurora is so boring, all she does is cry and wake up with graceful gestures and kisses. However, Audrey has feelings. Don't get me wrong, I still Amore Aurora but Audrey isn't boring so I want to pick both.
Audrey has always been a smug person. She is a bad person. It was because She was heartbroken, it touched me. Audrey just wanted to be a Queen like her mother and make her happy, but she chose evil when she couldn't achieve her goal.
I Amore both very much. Audrey and Aurora are both great. Both are beautiful.
Audrey is Aurora's daughter. I saw a sondaggio last night. The domanda in the sondaggio was:
Do te like Audrey più o Aurora?
I chose Aurora because Aurora was a good person. But now I realize how wrong I was. Aurora is so boring, all she does is cry and wake up with graceful gestures and kisses. However, Audrey has feelings. Don't get me wrong, I still Amore Aurora but Audrey isn't boring so I want to pick both.
Audrey has always been a smug person. She is a bad person. It was because She was heartbroken, it touched me. Audrey just wanted to be a Queen like her mother and make her happy, but she chose evil when she couldn't achieve her goal.
I Amore both very much. Audrey and Aurora are both great. Both are beautiful.
I liked Mulan very much because she was a Ribelle - The Brave girl who thought of her family and homeland. However, I admit that Mulan is a little ugly and is at the bottom of my beauty list. Some things that make this girl ugly. That is the subject of this article. And if te disagree with me, just state it in the comments. te don't need to hate me.
1- Eyebrows
Mulan's ugliest limb is her eyebrows. Mulan's eyebrows are too thick. They also rise much higher than they should. Fortunately, Mulan's eyes are so beautiful that she can hide the ugliness of the eyebrows in some photos.
2- Eyes and hair (when male)
Mulan looks beautiful with slim eyes and makeup, but I can't understand how she looks so big and ugly when she puts her hair in a bun and turns into a man. The shape of the hair she turned into a man does not suit her at all.
1- Eyebrows
Mulan's ugliest limb is her eyebrows. Mulan's eyebrows are too thick. They also rise much higher than they should. Fortunately, Mulan's eyes are so beautiful that she can hide the ugliness of the eyebrows in some photos.
2- Eyes and hair (when male)
Mulan looks beautiful with slim eyes and makeup, but I can't understand how she looks so big and ugly when she puts her hair in a bun and turns into a man. The shape of the hair she turned into a man does not suit her at all.