Principesse Disney Article: Part of Your World (Parody)

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posted by princesslullaby

So back in my junior anno of high school I was obsessed with Tigi Bedhead Products.

Bedhead products.

These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One giorno I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. te read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with te my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to te and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.

Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't te think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't te think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.

Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one doccia hold?
Looking around here te think, sure, she's got everything.

I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.

I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands te don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do te call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!

Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!

What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I Amore their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!

And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my domande and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!

But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!

*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.

Sadly enough, I also had a Youtube video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes da mostrare te that. It's on private on a secondary username so only I can feast upon it.

Feel free to let the LOL's begin!

CelAnimation, Rageanitus and 26 others like this

firegirl1515 ^^Um . . . uh . . . wow(O_o). You even got it to rhyme. Awesome for a half hour.

Duncan_Courtney Wow, props girl for dedication to both BedHead and The Little Mermaid! Hilarious lyrics and concept!

fhghu Lol....That was cute!

princesslullaby Kay. So you know how my hair is so voluminous? Well I naturally have very thin flat hair. This is what I do: First, I have very short layers near the top back. I brush my hair out, do a side part. Then I flip my hair over, and using a blowdryer with a diffuser, I blow dry my hair while flipped upside down. Then after two minutes I take the diffuser out and finish up the job, still blowdrying directly into the roots of my hair. I flip my head up and back over again from time to time. Then i flip my hair back over again and use the cool setting for two minutes. ...this has been hair tutorials with princesslullaby.

TigerRanma Nice. Now I'm thinking of trying it. Does it work with extremely flat hair? I want my hair to look voluminous but it's super super SUPER thin.

alafastanzio ...I hope you got picked on in high school.

princesslullaby ^^ I didn't. LOL. I was the bully.

DreamyGal ^ Now I find that VERY hard to believe ;) LOL i LOVED this...too too cute :)

LisaForde LOL

disney_prince Haha, I own two bed head products. Used them occasionally but I just leave my hair be now. Loved the song, as well as alafastanzio's comment. Haha

kiraragirl200 This is funny. I'm gonna make my own.

cruella LOL, that's funny!

Genius_626 thats really cool, I mean it. I think any obsession is worth it, you know? I always got bullied for my obsessions with my favorite actor or disney princesses that I almost got discouraged, but this is a cool dedication to both of your obsessions! :)

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