How do te know? And now look at Mrs. Hypocrite. She's being hypocritically hypocritical about me being a hypocrite when she herself is being hypocritically hypocritical about me being hypocritically hypocritical just like any hypocrite.”
And now Princess is stunned da my knowledge

“So, you’re at the same charity festival? Cool. Okay, this bald freak gave me this job; I don’t know, I accepted it ‘cause I needed the money badly. I’m going to be the big, stupid orso mascot. If te see a bear, it’s me, got it? If te want me to kick some guy’s ass, I’ll be there with my stuffed, toy sword, capiche?”

"It's not that big of a deal." I detto getting another sip from my slushie, but then Bridgette
knock it out of my hands and into the pool. "NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL??!! COURTNEY, THIS
IS A MAJOR DEAL!!!" she yelled. "Slushie...." I whispered sadly as my slushie dropped in the pool. "Courtney! Forget about the slushie!" Bridgette yelled.


I saw her...Two bad she's there too swim...I'd kill to see her in a bikini. "Nice swimsuit." she says sarcsticly refering to my jeans and t-shirt. "I'm failing English." I lied. I have a c really..... She ignores me and gets into the pool. I fallow alongside of the pool. "If I fail english I'd have to drop out! And if I drp out, dad will want to kill me, mom will be so dissapointed. And maybe I can live with them for five years TOPS!." She was still swimming. "And that means I have to get a job, I'll be working at the greese shoops window. And then five years later, the greatest thing ever happens, THE FRENCH FRY GUY DIES, then I get premoted. But first, some guy tells me I can make a quick 300 da driving a furgone, van back to mexico! Once I get out of jail, Im 45, with no job, and no place to live. And why? because te didn't help me in english, te WERE TOO BUSY TO HELP ME!" Then I feel someting snag on my shoe and I fall in the pool.
Fine, but te have to focus and pay attention. "Cool," I say "when?" "She looks at her planner, 6 I eat, 7, shower, 7:30 I make a call....Hows eight?" Really, she plans all that out? "I don't know," I say sarcasticcly, "Thats when I re-oganize my calzino drawer." "Do te want my help o NOT?" She is getting pissy. "I was just jokeing, fine! eight!"

(Letter to Geoff)
te were wrong about this school. There is plenty of action here. Me and my roomate have an understanding for eachother. I havent even seen one baindaid. The girls here are amazing and it's not that cold. Classes are easy and te shudda came with me. Your friend Duncan
P.S All of the above is Bullshit.
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How is that? BTW His roomate is Owen. and the undersatnding with hisroomate is that when Izzy comes over with Cibo for Duncan it means "Get out so I can do it with Owen.

They come out of the movie with Courtney on Duncan’s arm, Trent on Gwen’s and Jeff and Bridget making out ……. As ushuwel.
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If te guys have anymore really funny lines that make me Lmao then send them to me and I'll make anouther.