Hi, my name is Envy not that I want te to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell ha rubato, stola my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like te Envy." detto Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait te should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay te might want to practice on someone before that way y... te know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal giorno at the office untill the giorno was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell te that Edward is at the bar can te go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because te need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means te can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are te doing here?" "I was going to pick te up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found te to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with te and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell ha rubato, stola my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like te Envy." detto Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait te should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay te might want to practice on someone before that way y... te know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal giorno at the office untill the giorno was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell te that Edward is at the bar can te go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because te need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means te can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are te doing here?" "I was going to pick te up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found te to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with te and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END