“Once upon a time… wtf is this? Why would te want to hear such a stupid story?” Lust flung the picture book at Wrath. “Ow! Ok ok Lust, te don’t have to be so mean, I thought I was Wrath!” Wrath growled. “Hey guys guess what!?” Envy shouted. “What?” asked Lust hopping of Gluttony (whom she was using as a chair). “I found this odd tv channel humans watch!” Envy exclaimed. “Fascinating.” Lust looked unfazed da Envy’s amazing discovery. “Come take a look.” Greed shouted from in the other room. Lust sat in front of the tv. “Gluttony, get over here! te know I hate sitting on the floor!” “Ok Lust.” Gluttony detto and lumbered his way over to Lust. “The people in this mostra sure sing a lot.” Sloth observed. “That’s because it’s the Musica channel.” Pride pointed out. “Shut up, the song is coming on!” Envy barked. “Who is Lady Gaga?” Lust asked “I don’t know, she reminds me of te though.” Greed remarked. At first Lust seemed to hate this Gaga woman, but as the song played on it struck Lust; “Oh my God, this woman is brilliant!” she remarked at the sight of Lady Gaga’s lazar bra! “What is?” Envy asked. “That lazar bra!” Lust shouted. “No Lust. That’s just stupid.” Envy insisted. Lust ignored him and bought one anyhow. “Are te kidding me?” Envy asked at the sight of Lust wearing a lazar bra “You look stupid.” He did a small facepalm. Lust frowned, clearly unhappy about Envy’s disproval. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust shrieked and blasted Envy with her new bra. “Damn it Lust!” Envy shouted. “Whoa.’ Wrath gasped “The power level of that bra… it’s over 9000!!” “Wait, what?” Envy asked. “I don’t know, I heard Greed say it.” Wrath answered. “Greed has some issues.” Envy sighed. “And Lust… she has even bigger ones.” “That’s what he said!” Sloth screamed and dashed across the room. “Lust, what are te doing?!” Envy asked at the sight of Lust leaning over the tavolo firing her lazar. “Making crostini, pane tostato with mah lazar! It’s like sooo much funer then using a toaster.” Lust informed him as she continued heating her toast. “Awww, I burnt it.” Lust whined. “There is something very wrong with you, Lust.” Envy frowned. “Imma firin mah-” Lust started. “I don’t think so!” Envy growled. Before Lust could fuoco her lazar again, Envy left the room.
She had come for me...
When he suffers the consequences and loses everything he holds dear, she will give all she has to offer.
When he can't stand on his own, she will teach him how to walk again.
When he burns down the past in the name of making a future, she will salvage the memories worth keeping.
When he has no home and no light to pierce the darkness, she will provide hers.
When he leaves, she will wait for his return.
When he wavers, she will hold him steady.
When he struggles with demons, she will fight with him.
When he won't listen to reason, she will knock some sense into him.
When he breaks, she will fix it and forge it stronger.
When he refuses to cry, she will wash his pain in her own tears.
When he cannot Amore himself, she will.
And when he finally conquers the odds, she will be there to say:
"Idiot. Welcome home."
And when he offers her half his life, she will give him ALL of hers. Because true love can't be bound by the laws of Equivalent Exchange. <3 God, I love this couple...
