“I started this whole thing because I’m awesome” Greed declared. “Not as awesome as this!” Lust exclaimed and took her lazar bra to a whole new level. “I found out it has a celebration mode!” She grinned and fired off (instead of her typical lazar) a bunch of fireworks. “How freaking dazzling.” Envy remarked sarcastically. “Why thank you!” Lust bowed. “That was actually pretty epic.” Greed admitted. “You think that’s epic… te should see party mode!” Lust seemed ecstatic. “Party mode?” Greed, Envy, and Wrath asked all at once. “Oh yeah…” Lust smirked. She then turned on party mode. Strobe lights flashed and flashed many colors. “This bra is a multi-purpose bra! It even plays music!” Lust shouted and turned on born this way. “This is getting ridiculous.” Pride frowned. “PARTY HARD” Lust practically screamed. “We have got to get rid of that damn bra.” Envy detto to Wrath. “That’s what she said!” Sloth called from in the kitchen. “Will te stop that?” Envy snapped. “It’s almost as bad as Lust’s freaking bra!” “Hey! <y bra is amazing!” Lust declared “You. Are just jealous that te don’t have one too. te wanna know how I know you’re jealous?” Lust didn’t wait for his response. “It’s because your name is Envy, te are envious of my sexy bra. That’s it!” An idea suddenly came to Lust. She dashed out the door. “Oh great, she’s gonna mostra her bra to the world now.” Envy sighed. Lust darted across the street. She then ran into the Elric brothers. “Oh hi there, Fullmetal! Have te seen my new lazar bra yet?” She smiled stupidly. “Um… no.” Ed replied. “Nor have I.” Al answered. “Well take a look!” Lust discarded her jacket. “Put your giacca back on, woman!” Ed cried. “Naw, I don’t feel like it. I was getting hot anyhow.” Lust informed the Elric brothers. “Al, turn and look the other way!” Ed muttered. But Al was to stunned to turn around, he simply stared, dumbstruck at the nearly topless Homunculus standing shamelessly before him. “Look what it can do.” Lust chirped excitedly. She fired her lazars. The lazar beams bounced right back into Lust. “Oh shit.” Lust looked shocked. The lazar hit her right in the face, she toppled backwards. “Well, that hurt.” Lust announced as she stood up once more. “Brother… can te buy me one of those!?” Al asked. “No Alphonse. I will not buy te a bra.” Ed slapped his forehead.
When he suffers the consequences and loses everything he holds dear, she will give all she has to offer.
When he can't stand on his own, she will teach him how to walk again.
When he burns down the past in the name of making a future, she will salvage the memories worth keeping.
When he has no home and no light to pierce the darkness, she will provide hers.
When he leaves, she will wait for his return.
When he wavers, she will hold him steady.
When he struggles with demons, she will fight with him.
When he won't listen to reason, she will knock some sense into him.
When he breaks, she will fix it and forge it stronger.
When he refuses to cry, she will wash his pain in her own tears.
When he cannot Amore himself, she will.
And when he finally conquers the odds, she will be there to say:
"Idiot. Welcome home."