your mum is so fat when she stands on the arcobaleno she makes skittles
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
te were so ugly at birth, your parents named te **** Happens.
You're so ugly, te have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when te walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, te went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when te were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
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You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
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You're so ugly, when te threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when te put a yellow rain giacca on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
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Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
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yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water letto they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
te were so ugly at birth, your parents named te **** Happens.
You're so ugly, te have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when te walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, te went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when te were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, te have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when te were born the doctor took one look at te and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, te stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, te have to Trick o Treat da phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, te can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call te taco Bell, when people see te they run for the border.
You're so ugly, te make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring te in.
You're so ugly, te make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time te go out te get chased da the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call te Moses because every time te step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when te threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when te put a yellow rain giacca on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they detto 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water letto they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, te are distantly related to the family successivo door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, te are distantly related to the family successivo door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!