Here are my superiore, in alto Santana Citazioni from Season 1:

10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)

9. Santana: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
Finn: "No, she's not".
Santana: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)

8. "You know what actually, would te mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)

7. Brittany: "Did te see what Rachel was wearing today?"
Santana: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli". (Hell-O)

6. "Get a room!" (Showmance)

5. Finn: "Will te talk to me then?"
Santana: "I don't really talk during". (Power of Madonna)

4. "Enjoy it while te can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back". (Laryngitis)

3. "You haven't deleted his number yet?" (Funk)

2. Santana: "While te were playing house, Puck was sexting me".
Quinn: "Sexting?"
Santana: "Sexy texting, what era are te from?" (Hairography)

1. Kurt: "Can we talk about the giant elefante in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?" (The Rhodes Not Taken)

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