Mercedes: Ladies, we're gonna get those guys. We're becoming stronger da the minute, and they're going to get a surprise so unexpecting that they won't see it coming.
Brittany (feeling guilty): I feel as if I should resign.
(The Troubletones all turn towards Brittany, who has her head sunken down.)
Cheerio #1: Why, Brittany?
Santana: Yeah, Brits. We want te to stay...well, Sugar doesn't.
Sugar: What? I was the big stella, star of this Troubletones group before the three of te came here. Besides, although I was eliminated on 'The X Factor', Simon still thought that my voice was awesome and amazing.
(Silence.)
Cheerio #2: Then why do te sound like a toddler being choked to death?
(The girls start to laugh.)
Santana (chuckling): Good one.
Brittany: I feel that I'm not being a good hostess for Rory. I've gotta admit that I was being a cagna towards him, especially when we had that argument about his Irish accent o whatever it is. I could've sworn the Shamrock shakes he gets from McDonald's powers him up every 2 months and makes him sound like Frank Sinatra.
(Silence.)
Mercedes: Okay.
Santana: Brittany, don't te wanna be a stella, star like the rest of us?
Mercedes: Excluding Sugar.
Sugar: Hey!
Brittany: I want to be a star, but I feel that all of this insulting is wrong. I mean, I'm supposed to set an example for all my fan for the presidential election. I don't want to admit to my fan that I'm a mean girl.
Mercedes: What do te mean? te told everyone that te deserved all the solos in Glee club, and that your voice is better than Rachel Berry's...which it kinda is.
Brittany: Sorry. This is a decision I want and have to make. I'm not sure how Rory's parents are in Ireland. But they'll use their magical powers to punish me.
Santana (scoffs): First of all, nothing about Rory--not even his family--is magical. Second, I need te to be with me! Don't te realize that the school is against me?
Brittany: Well, that's what te get. You're always getting on someone in Glee club, and trying to say stuff about him. I don't know, Santana. I think we're gonna have to take a break for a while.
(Brittany walked out of the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones shocked. Santana folded her arms and felt let down. She couldn't even call to Brittany and get her to come back.)
Santana's Thoughts: Brittany, no...
Brittany's Thoughts: Bitch, I'm outta here.
(Rory and Finn were in the hallway, looking through Victoria's Secret catalogs. They smiled at all of the naked pictures of women inside. Then they saw Brittany walk towards them.)
Brittany: Hi, guys.
Finn: What do te want?
Rory: Brittany, why are te here? I thought te hated me.
Brittany: Only because te took Musketeers candy, and used it as poop from Lord Tubbington's insides to fool me.
Rory's Thoughts: Fiddlesticks! How did she know?
Brittany: Anyway, I want to unisciti the Glee club again, and I need te to help me.
Finn: Wait...didn't te just unisciti the Troubletones?
Brittany: I was wrong. As much as I want to be with Santana and have our romantic moments, she's becoming a totally different person. She tormented you, Rory. I was supposed to be your friend and guide through the school, but instead, I went against you. te may not be a leprechaun, but you're awesome...even though te really have a confusing language.
Rory (chuckling, Irish accent): Well, I can help you.
Brittany (smiling): Okay.
Finn (smiling): That's great, Brittany. We'd be glad to have te back.
Brittany: Thank te so much, guys.
(Finn, Brittany, and Rory walked in the choir room with the other New Directions members. Will was sitting at the piano, looking over the Musica sheets.)
Will: ciao guys. Why is Brittany here?
Finn: She wants to unisciti New Directions again.
Brittany: I realized what I did, and I was wrong. I should treat my fellow New Directions members like my own family. Well, like treasure from the Carribean Film and all that stuff.
Will (claps): Well, guys, let's welcome Brittany back to the club.
(Everyone in the room starts to applaud. Rachel stands up in her seat.)
Rachel: Well, Brittany, welcome back to Glee club, but now we have one too many for Sectionals.
Will: We'll work everything out later, Rachel.
Brittany: I almost thought that she wanted me out again. Rachel, that gets on my nerves, te know that?
(Just then, Becky walks in the room.)
Becky: Mr. Schuester, Coach Sylvester needs te in her office right away.
Will's Thoughts: God, not again...
Well, there te have it.
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Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!
