Chris: Yeah, te put them together as partners for the assignment dealing with passion and stuff, and te won't award them a duet yet. te give Finn and Rachel a duet, Kurt and Rachel as well. But no Furt?
Ryan: Hey, I'm gonna write it the way I wanna right it.
Cory (holding out a gun): Okay, that's it. We work as hard as everyone else, and Finn and Kurt deserve a duet.
Ryan (stuttering): B-but I already wrote the--
Cory: Then rewrite it, dammit!!!
Ryan (whimpering): Okay.
(About an ora later, Ryan Murphy finished rewriting the script, and gave them to Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer. They rehearsed them and went into character as Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel. In the first scene of the script, all of New Directions are in the choir room. Finn and Kurt were performing link da Elton John. The Pianoforte guy is playing the Pianoforte to set the mood.)
Finn (singing):
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a Musica man
Ballerina, te must have seen her, dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Kurt (singing):
Gesù freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
Pianoforte man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Finn (singing):
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
(Kurt is looking in Blaine's direction, and Finn is looking in all of the girls in their eyes.)
Finn and Kurt (singing):
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only te and te can hear me
When I say softly slowly
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
te had a busy giorno today
Finn (singing softly):
te had a busy day...
(All of New Directions start to clap and cheer. Mr. Schue stands up as they make their way to their seats.)
Mr. Schue: Wow, te guys did amazing.
Rachel: Yes, weren't they just...wonderful?
Finn: Still not doing it, Rachel.
Kurt: It's nice that we're (calling out to Ryan) actually having a brotherly bond, isn't it?
Quinn: And the point for doing that is--
Finn: Thanks a lot, Kurt. You're the best.
Quinn (folding her arms): So this is what it feels like to be a background person.
Mike: Trust me; no one enjoys it.
(Finn and Kurt are at the Lima fagiolo with Rory and Brittany, getting some lattes.)
Kurt: So, what are te guys doing for Valentine's Day?
Rory: Why so early?
Kurt: If it's anything I learned from watching "Fast Times At Barrington High", it's never to early to prep for special time with the one te care about.
Brittany: Well...does a study data count?
Finn: What do te mean?
Brittany: te know, studying for an English test and making out with the lights on kind of thing.
(Silence. Rory looks surprised.)
Finn: Well, I'm actually going to watch a romantic movie o something--
Kurt: Finn!
Finn: What?
Rory: Don't te have a lady in your life to spend with?
Finn: Other than that tagalong Barbra Streisand-esque? No.
Kurt: Well, te can't spend Valentine's giorno alone. We all need someone to spend time with once in a while, right?
(The entrance to the Lima fagiolo slams open. Quinn walks through with a file folder in her hand and her wallet in the other.)
Finn: Quinn?
Brittany: I kept calling her Rapunzel because she used to have long hair when I saw her at the Film once, but then it was cut off and it turned brown. o maybe it was someone else.
Kurt (looking at Quinn): Looks like someone's having a bad day.
Rory (sweating, looking at Quinn): I'm not.
Well, what did te think? I would Amore to personally thank ForsakenMoon for the song choice for this chapter. :)
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