Harry Potter vs Twilight Club
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Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives consigli as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts o sits all giorno drinking birra and watching sports, barley does anything with Bella [except when going to the dinky commensale, diner which, really isn't much at all] can't cook o doesn't even want to learn how to, didn't bother to comfort Bella during her "Depression" and when he is involved he only threats to either send her to a doctor o send her back to her mother, rather than actually sitting with her and talking it out like a real father should, acts like a freaking zombie most of the time and only active when there's trouble in Forks.

Now te guys decide, who is a better father?
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered te make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: pistole and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. te silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that tartaruga hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. o at least the book. The films are più funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the fonte material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't Amore it; I'm no Potterhead da any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the libri and films, Leggere and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still Amore te after all these years.
Thinking of te brings me to tears.
I see te every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are te my dear?
Are te near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When te had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if te are just beyond my reach.

Where are te my dear?
Are te near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When te had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter autore J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy Scrivere to attend the stella, star studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight autore Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that Scrivere is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
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