Harry Potter vs Twilight Club
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Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives consigli as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts o sits all giorno drinking birra and watching sports, barley does anything with Bella [except when going to the dinky commensale, diner which, really isn't much at all] can't cook o doesn't even want to learn how to, didn't bother to comfort Bella during her "Depression" and when he is involved he only threats to either send her to a doctor o send her back to her mother, rather than actually sitting with her and talking it out like a real father should, acts like a freaking zombie most of the time and only active when there's trouble in Forks.

Now te guys decide, who is a better father?
I made a lista of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If te can give explanation answering the domande ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky domanda because there are a lot of articoli about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter fan respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell te which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion da BedIntruder postato 4 hours fa


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides da calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies da Scrivere about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The libri aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken da the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that te arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and te will Amore it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to te that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe te didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe te didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But te get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Leggere a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an mela, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my Scrivere folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with te guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella da Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until te agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn te into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told te I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, te crazy witch
Now it's raining più than ever
But we’re...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been Scrivere a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the complessivamente, generale story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight da just "letting her characters handle the plot". There da making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie te want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced da Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two libri sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, te see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The secondo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter fan are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER articoli HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 minuti fa via Plurk · commento · Like · View commenti on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minuti fa ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minuti fa ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minuti fa ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores te o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Amore with te — and te are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell te that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Leggere them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But te need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Amore story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the libri sposta on. And have te seen all the different...
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