Chamber of Secrets

It’s no secret that Hermione Granger is basically our patronus. The girl, she does not miss.

42.Pleasure.”
that’s how te make a memorable first impression.

41.“Right. Perspective.”
she would be thinking about Harry’s birthday cake instead of the gobs of deatheaters who tried to kill them all just now. Of course she would.

40.“You! te foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!” ’Cause that’s exactly the kind of intelligent insult te throw down right before te punch, punzone a guy like Malfoy in the nose.

39.“Awful things happen to wizards who’ve meddled with time.”

38.“Charming,...