"You're having cena at Cuddy's? te can't be serious, House," Wilson detto as he sat down on his friend's couch.
"Jimmy, I've never been più serious."
"She's still with Paul, isn't she?"
"Yeah, she's still with the funny looking P.I."
"So, why on earth is she having a cena data with you?"
"Because I am a master manipulator."
"What did te do now?"
"I merely appealed to her fervent desperation to have all department heads at her dull fundraiser."
"I have a feeling she wasn't the one to offer cena at her place," Wilson detto as he propped his feet up on the coffee table.
"She offered the usual. I wasn't interested."
"You not being interested in a week off clinic duty is strange unto itself, but te being più interested in having cena with her, is just completely weird, even for you."
"Weird. You're the one that thinks I have a thing for her. Isn't this what men do when they want a woman?," he detto taking a sip of his beer.
"Usually bribery isn't a tactic but then again maybe for te it is. What are te trying to achieve anyway?"
"It's about gaining information, Wilson. I've already found out that she's done the dirty with him. Can te imagine what I'll find out over the course of one evening."
"Again, what are te trying to achieve?"
House took another swig of his birra and turned his attention to the Televisione screen.
"I need to know how serious she is."
"How serious she is about him?"
"No. How serious she is about me."
"God, te really can't tell da now? How many times has she risked her job, reputation, and everything else just to save te from being canned on your culo o put in prison..."
"That's because I'm an asset to the hospital..."
"Please. You're più than just an asset to her. te two have only known each other about twenty years."
"We're quasi-friends and at times enemies but..."
"Stop minimizing. She was holding your hand when te came out of the coma. She was doing everything to make sure te were recovering well..."
"Wait. How do te know about that? That was the period when te were being all bitchy and not talking to me."
"Cuddy is Cuddy. Even though I didn't want to talk about te she'd bring te up in conversation nonetheless. I know she was practically at your place everyday for a mese before she felt like te could handle things on your own."
"She was insufferable that month. She was monitoring my diet and wouldn't allow me any giunca, spazzatura food. She was constantly cleaning too."
"Was she a good cook?" Wilson asked with a smile.
"What you're implying is that she was a good cook ergo I miss her cooking ergo I miss her being around me twenty-four seven ergo the real reason I wanted her to make me cena at her place."
"Well, yeah."
"She is a good cook. She's made vast improvements since college."
"What was she like in college?"
"The same just with a tighter ass."
"Did te two date? Neither of te ever talk about Michigan. Makes me wonder what went on between te guys."
"We didn't date," he detto as he got up to go to the fridge.
"Was it a flirtation?" Wilson asked as he followed House to the other room.
"Dumb question."
"Okay, knowing te there had to have been inappropriate gestures and comments. I mean did te ever try to be with her?"
"What te are really trying to ask but are too cowardly to is whether o not we did the deed."
"Well?"
"Despite what others may think, I am a gentleman. I don't broadcast my sexcapades," he detto with an overly dramatic shake of his head.
"Alright, te don't have to tell me, but I do have to tell te something."
"You met the future fourth Mrs. Wilson to day?"
"I had a talk with Cuddy about you."
"What's new about that. te two girls are always gossiping about me."
"She seems torn between her deeper feelings for te and the blossoming feelings she has for Paul. I sensed that she wants Paul because he's più open and less..."
"Caustic, sarcastic, offensive, insincere..."
"Yes, less you."
"So, big deal. Like I told her, he's a distraction."
"Or te want him to be a distraction."
"You really think he has a shelf life past three months? There is a reason I'm the only man who she's had a long term connection with. She likes conflict just as much as I do. I'm a sadist and she's a masochist," he detto as he popped a few of his vicodin.
"Pretend all te want to, but if he really isn't a formidable opponent then why even go through all this trouble? Why would it matter to know how serious she is about you?"
"Look, I know she cares about me, but I'm never sure if it's just this weird co-dependent thing we have o if it really is..."
"Love."
"Yeah."
"That's nice."
"Oh, shut up."
"You want to know if she's as in Amore with te as she's alluded to because you've fallen in..."
"Shut up!"
"Okay. I'll stop talking about your girlfriend."
"Why do I associate with you?"
"Because I tell te the truth and I'm the only one willing to associate with you."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hand me another beer."
"Jimmy, I've never been più serious."
"She's still with Paul, isn't she?"
"Yeah, she's still with the funny looking P.I."
"So, why on earth is she having a cena data with you?"
"Because I am a master manipulator."
"What did te do now?"
"I merely appealed to her fervent desperation to have all department heads at her dull fundraiser."
"I have a feeling she wasn't the one to offer cena at her place," Wilson detto as he propped his feet up on the coffee table.
"She offered the usual. I wasn't interested."
"You not being interested in a week off clinic duty is strange unto itself, but te being più interested in having cena with her, is just completely weird, even for you."
"Weird. You're the one that thinks I have a thing for her. Isn't this what men do when they want a woman?," he detto taking a sip of his beer.
"Usually bribery isn't a tactic but then again maybe for te it is. What are te trying to achieve anyway?"
"It's about gaining information, Wilson. I've already found out that she's done the dirty with him. Can te imagine what I'll find out over the course of one evening."
"Again, what are te trying to achieve?"
House took another swig of his birra and turned his attention to the Televisione screen.
"I need to know how serious she is."
"How serious she is about him?"
"No. How serious she is about me."
"God, te really can't tell da now? How many times has she risked her job, reputation, and everything else just to save te from being canned on your culo o put in prison..."
"That's because I'm an asset to the hospital..."
"Please. You're più than just an asset to her. te two have only known each other about twenty years."
"We're quasi-friends and at times enemies but..."
"Stop minimizing. She was holding your hand when te came out of the coma. She was doing everything to make sure te were recovering well..."
"Wait. How do te know about that? That was the period when te were being all bitchy and not talking to me."
"Cuddy is Cuddy. Even though I didn't want to talk about te she'd bring te up in conversation nonetheless. I know she was practically at your place everyday for a mese before she felt like te could handle things on your own."
"She was insufferable that month. She was monitoring my diet and wouldn't allow me any giunca, spazzatura food. She was constantly cleaning too."
"Was she a good cook?" Wilson asked with a smile.
"What you're implying is that she was a good cook ergo I miss her cooking ergo I miss her being around me twenty-four seven ergo the real reason I wanted her to make me cena at her place."
"Well, yeah."
"She is a good cook. She's made vast improvements since college."
"What was she like in college?"
"The same just with a tighter ass."
"Did te two date? Neither of te ever talk about Michigan. Makes me wonder what went on between te guys."
"We didn't date," he detto as he got up to go to the fridge.
"Was it a flirtation?" Wilson asked as he followed House to the other room.
"Dumb question."
"Okay, knowing te there had to have been inappropriate gestures and comments. I mean did te ever try to be with her?"
"What te are really trying to ask but are too cowardly to is whether o not we did the deed."
"Well?"
"Despite what others may think, I am a gentleman. I don't broadcast my sexcapades," he detto with an overly dramatic shake of his head.
"Alright, te don't have to tell me, but I do have to tell te something."
"You met the future fourth Mrs. Wilson to day?"
"I had a talk with Cuddy about you."
"What's new about that. te two girls are always gossiping about me."
"She seems torn between her deeper feelings for te and the blossoming feelings she has for Paul. I sensed that she wants Paul because he's più open and less..."
"Caustic, sarcastic, offensive, insincere..."
"Yes, less you."
"So, big deal. Like I told her, he's a distraction."
"Or te want him to be a distraction."
"You really think he has a shelf life past three months? There is a reason I'm the only man who she's had a long term connection with. She likes conflict just as much as I do. I'm a sadist and she's a masochist," he detto as he popped a few of his vicodin.
"Pretend all te want to, but if he really isn't a formidable opponent then why even go through all this trouble? Why would it matter to know how serious she is about you?"
"Look, I know she cares about me, but I'm never sure if it's just this weird co-dependent thing we have o if it really is..."
"Love."
"Yeah."
"That's nice."
"Oh, shut up."
"You want to know if she's as in Amore with te as she's alluded to because you've fallen in..."
"Shut up!"
"Okay. I'll stop talking about your girlfriend."
"Why do I associate with you?"
"Because I tell te the truth and I'm the only one willing to associate with you."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hand me another beer."
This is part six
of my fav huddy moments
starting wid my least fav
and ending with my alltime fav
30.IF YOUR HAPPY,IM.......
29.STRIPTEASE
28.HOUSE/CUDDY/RACHEL SCENE
27.WATCHING TV HERE KITTY
26.YOU Amore HER te DO STUPID THINGS
25.SO THIS IS YOUR STORY
24.IM NOT HERE PROTECTING HOSPITAL PROPERTY
23.HOW LONG HAVE te KNOWN ME?
22.ITS A MINT I THOUGHT te WERE GOING TO baciare ME
21.HOUSE WATCHES CUDDY (ITCH)