It was three in the morning when the phone started to ring. Wilson tried to ignore it but knew that the person on the other line would persist because only his misanthropic best friend would call him at this early hour.

"House, I was sleeping."
"Lucky you. Nightmares of giant killer mosquitos are keeping me awake."
"The big bad zanzara will leave te alone if te just ask Cuddy out."
"I went to her home and was right there ready to ring the campana, bell but I couldn't...I need some consigli here. I mean this is your thing, Wilson."
"House, te have known her for over twenty years if te don't realize what te want from a relationship with her da now then you'll never know. più importantly, if te still don't have a clue as to how to make that happen then you're really hopeless."
"Yeah, that's real great consigli Wilson. Why don't te go tell some of the little Cancer kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it."
"Alright, here's my advice, at work today go talk to her alone in her office. Tell her that te can't stop thinking about her and te want to try going out."
"Couldn't te do it for me?"
"House, I know this is scary for te but it's time to be brave."
"...I saw her through her window. She was Leggere a book..."
"So?"
"She is so at ease with all of this. I can't sleep but she's going on in administrator mode like we never kissed."
"You're worried that you'll make a big declaration and she won't be interested. Believe me, she'll be interested."
"What makes te so sure?"
"She made so many rationalizations of why te two would never work it gave me the impression that she has thought about te in that way. Anyway, I've always thought she loved you."
"Do te think I Amore her?"
"Only te know the answer to that, but the fact that te are wondering shows that she's più than just a passing fancy...Look, te two are the most stubborn people on earth but te get each other. Find some happiness, House."
"Maybe te have something. Maybe I'll talk to her...Goodnight, Wilson."
"Goodnight, House."