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posted by maverickangel35
Contained herein: 2,494 of the total 41,544 words that this story has abused, misused, and otherwise tortured...

(Stunt words have been used. No actual words were harmed in the making of this story. Except perhaps the three most noticeable words in the precedente chapter)

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    “You know te can’t put that down if te have any reds in your hand,” Hugh detto suspiciously as Lisa began cackling triumphantly. “I’m watching you, miss.”
    “And I’m watching you. Which is why I’m making it blue, because I know te don’t have any of those…” Lisa wrinkled her nose at her Uno cards. “Unless of course, te just picked one up.”
    “You mean like this one?” Hugh asked, waving a blue Draw 2 card at her. Lisa scowled and reached for the deck.
    “Whenever te jokers are ready…” David said, appearing behind Lisa’s chair. She tilted her head back and pouted at him.
    “Come on, David. There’s like, five o six cents riding on this.”
    David reached down and plucked her cards out of her hand. “Bathroom set. Now. o we’ll be here all night.”
    Hugh tilted his head tiredly at his co-star, who looked back at him and sighed. The energy was starting to wear off. Slowly they both pushed their chairs back and walked over to the set, smiling at Anne as she joined them. Out of nowhere Hugh’s arm circled Lisa’s shoulders as they walked, and she looked up at him, startled. He only gave her a tiny smile and squeezed her shoulder briefly before releasing her. They were both tired, Lisa reminded herself, and that little tiny bit of contact… it was as if she’d been dato a shot of caffeine. It appeared Hugh was responding in the same manner, as he gained a bit of energy into his voice when they finally got themselves settled on the bathroom floor. Anne hovered off to the side, where the end of the bathtub would’ve been in a real restroom.
    “Just think,” Lisa said, leaning her head back against the bacheca and closing her eyes. “Pillows. Nice, soft fluffy feather pillows that your head just sinks into…”
    “Enough, woman,” Hugh said, his forehead resting on the closed toilet sede, sedile lid. “Why are te torturing me?” He raised his head just enough to lock eyes with her. “New hobby?”
    Lisa grinned and shrugged. “I tried stamp collecting, but this is più fun.”
    “You guys ready?” David asked from behind the cameras?
    “Does it matter?” Lisa shot back, and Hugh raised the cover off the toilet sede, sedile and draped his arm over it, sticking his face in the bowl.
    “Action!”
    A few half-hearted spitting noises later…
    “False alarm,” detto Hugh, looking at Lisa. She reached down for the glass on the floor successivo to her leg and handed it to him.
    “Drink this.”
    “That’s your advice? ‘Drink this?’”
    “It’s ginger. It’ll ease the nausea.” Lisa smiled at him, bearing in mind that this was all taking place in House’s head—anything she might think that Cuddy would normally do o say in this situation… better not to even go down that road.
    “You know what would calm the nausea?” Hugh was muttering into the glass. “Vicodin. Marijuana. A coma.” Suddenly he stopped, staring straight down at the floor near the bath mat. Anne spoke from off set.
    “Now, don’t pretend te didn’t see it. I saw it, which means te saw it.” Hugh looked up at her. “Send her away.”
    Taking a cautious sip of the drink Lisa had handed him, Hugh grimaced. “Too bitter. I already have enough bitter.”
    “I’ll add some honey,” Lisa said, smiling gamely and getting up to take the glass out of the room. Anne took a few steps toward Hugh, standing on the bathtub.
    “You’re pathetic,” she detto dismissively. “If te want the pill, just send her home. But te can’t. Because that would mean admitting defeat to her.” Hugh clenched his fist, thinking. He looked up at Anne. He looked back to see if Lisa was returning. Then he stretched out his leg, beginning to sposta onto his stomach to crawl towards the pill, but was interrupted da his own subconscious. “Now this is interesting.” He stopped, his face dropping to the floor, the tile cool under his forehead. “If te take the pill, te don’t deserve her. If te secretly take the pill… te don’t deserve anyone.”
    Hugh barely realized as he slowly let his eyes close that Anne was drifting off camera, out of the scene, as he braced himself for what was coming. Then he tensed his muscles, stretched his torso, and began reaching for the pill—
    “No! No…” Lisa’s voice called to him from above and behind, and she dashed in, setting the glass down on the floor, and reaching out to support herself on Hugh’s back as she leaned down to beat him to the grab—but the bath mat had bunched up under him, and it caught her shoe, and down she went, still managing to close her hand over the Vicodin on the floor. recitazione completely on impulse, and still completely in the scene, Hugh reacted; he rolled over on superiore, in alto of her, forcing her onto her back, trying to grab the pill out of her hands, which were lying along the floor above her head from her fall. One of Hugh’s hands was da far large enough to pin her wrists together against the floor while the other attempted to pry the treasure out of her palm, when suddenly they both froze, realizing the position they were in.
    Hugh stared down at Lisa, feeling her chest rising and falling underneath him, her lips slightly parted as she struggled to catch her breath. Their legs were tangled, and he was still holding her hands down forcefully. Intense eyes met and held for five interminable secondi before Hugh released her hands and palmed the floor on either side of her head to push himself up.
    “Sorry,” he said, holding out a hand to help her rise. “I didn’t mean to—”
    “No, I—I was the one who tripped, te just—”
    “We’ll try it again, guys!” David called from off-set. “Lisa… maybe between now and successivo season te could take some coordination classes?”
    The crew laughed good-naturedly, but Lisa just looked at Hugh and licked her lips—her mouth had suddenly gone completely dry.
    “Again?” He detto inscrutably, and Lisa struggled. The scene? Or…
    “Yeah. Again.” Her eyes were boring into his, and Hugh felt himself flushing as he turned away to sit back down near the toilet.
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    Lisa’s hand was firmly clamped against her forehead as she fought to get her key to work on her trailer door. All things considered, 11:30 was not a bad time to finish for the night, considering they had been thinking it would take them until the early hours of the morning to get everything in. Now the only thing to decide was whether she wanted to doccia here o just get home as fast as possible, and doccia and change and get into letto all at once—assuming she could stay awake that long. But when she entered her trailer finally, and tossed her keys on the table, she made her way not toward the doccia o toward her borsa and car keys, but toward her couch. Everything in her screamed not to sit down; the chances of her getting back up were slim to none. Luckily, before she made it to the cushions there came a knock on her trailer door.
    “Am I really even surprised?” She muttered, closing her eyes and turning to open the door.
    “You don’t even ask who it is?” Hugh scolded her, ducking in and closing and locking the door behind him.
    “Who else was it going to be?” Lisa asked tiredly, giving up entirely on even pretending she wasn’t exhausted beyond belief. She sat on the couch. “Everyone else has gone home.”
    “So te assumed it was me?” Hugh stood in front of her, smiling.
    “I knew it was you,” she shrugged, leaning her head back onto the divano and closing her eyes. “I always know when it’s you.” She opened one eye, saw him still standing, and raised an eyebrow at him. “For God’s sake, Hugh, sit down before te collapse. I know te must be beat.”
    Finally letting his true exhaustion show, Hugh dropped onto the cushion successivo to her and laid his arm along the back of the couch.
    “Sorry…” he started. “Feels like the only time I ever come here is to apologize.”
    “Yes… it does, doesn’t it?” Lisa turned her head toward him but didn’t lift it away from his arm. “So let’s get it over with, shall we? I’m sorry for tripping over you, you’re sorry for squishing me… we forgive each other, yadda yadda yadda…”
    “Succinctly put, Miss Edelstein.”
    “Thank you, Mr. Laurie.” Lisa closed her eyes again. As much as she loved having Hugh there, speaking in his natural voice, relaxing for once… she was going to drift off before too much longer…
    “Lisa.” Hugh was speaking so softly, brushing a strand of hair from her face. “You’re falling asleep. Don’t te want to go home?”
    “Ugh…” she muttered. “I don’t know if it’s sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to drive… have to be back in a few hours anyway… I don’t know…” Hugh stretched out his legs and started to pull his arm back so he could get up. “Are you going home?”
    “I don’t think so,” he detto after a while. “It’s so late, and like te said… I’ll probably just shoot David and Katie an email tomorrow; ask them to notify security that until these last few episodes are done they should be aware that people may just be camping out here. In the meantime…”
    Lisa was starting to doze off again, and Hugh trailed off, watching her lips slowly part as she began to breathe deeper and slip into the darkness… Resting his elbow on the back of the divano and his head in his hand, he observed his co-star almost empirically, calculating and scrutinizing and filing away every detail. She had slept in his house, and yet he had never seen her sleep.
    “You’re gorgeous, te know,” he whispered, knowing that she couldn’t hear him, knowing that the words could not come back to haunt him. Lisa suddenly jerked slightly, her eyes springing open, her head turning quickly to seek out the presence that she immediately sensed in the room with her, and found Hugh still sitting successivo to her and watching her intently.
    “God almighty, Hugh…” she muttered, starting to reach up to rub her eye. “Oh… geez, I gotta wash my face o this makeup will be ingrained in my skin da morning. Hang on.” She set her hand on his knee to propel herself off the divano and toward the tiny bathroom, and he heard the sink running. “Hugh, te can go to your trailer if te want, honestly, te should get some sleep! We’ll have a loaded giorno tomorrow too…”
    Coming back out into the main area, she stopped short to see that Hugh had stretched out on the couch, his head resting on the pillows at one end, his eyes closed, and the faintest whiffling sound coming from his nose.
    It was easily the most adorable thing Lisa had ever heard.
    She knelt down on the floor in front of the divano and put her hand gently on Hugh’s shoulder. He rolled onto his side facing her, and opened one eye groggily.
    “Hugh, why don’t te just stay here tonight?” She asked softly. “You obviously are falling asleep right here and now. We’ll be up and out of here before anyone comes on set; and even if I wanted to kick te out, I’m not sure te would be able to stand up.”
    A steel blue eye narrowed shrewdly at her. “I can stand up. I could even get up and do a dance if I wanted to. I choose not to.”
    “Yes, I know, you’re Superman, all powerful, I am Hugh hear me roar…” Lisa teased gently. “But tonight te are dead on your feet. Go back to sleep. I’ll grab a chair in a minute.”
    As Lisa stood to grab a light blanket from the armchair, Hugh’s hand reached out blindly and managed to find her wrist on the first try. Lisa froze, turning to look at him.
    “I’m not stealing your couch, madam,” he drawled.
    “It’s fine,” she insisted.
    “No. Come here.” Lisa hesitated. “I promise. I don’t bite. That’s strictly your domain, and I trust that I don’t have anything to worry about on that front.”
    In the days to come, Lisa would wonder what had made her do it. Surely exhaustion played a large part. Lightheadedness… stress… the knowledge of what she’d have to face in the successivo week o two… she gave in.
    “Ok, fine…” her shoulders sagged even as she detto it; her conscience was hammering against the inside of her skull, waving a ‘danger’ sign and blowing an air horn, but she just didn’t have the energy to fight anymore. “But te behave yourself, mister.”
    “Scouts honor,” he said, pulling her down onto the couch. “Why is your divano bigger than mine?”
    The two of them just barely fit; Lisa was almost hanging over the edge until Hugh’s arm circled her waist, pulling her back toward him as he wedged his spine further into the back of the sofa.
    “Hugh, this can’t possibly be comfortable for you,” Lisa said, snuggling the side of her head into his bicep as his other arm tightened its grip to keep her from tumbling away. “Honestly, I’ll just sit in the recliner…”
    “I’ll have no più talk from you, Miss Edelstein, as I am trying to sleep.” Hugh’s voice faded away into her hair, and a few moments later she felt his arm slacken a bit as his breathing deepened. Lisa smiled faintly, reaching out over the armrest to turn off the lamp on the end table, and then closed her eyes, resting one arm over Hugh’s and the other under the pillow.
    Don’t go to sleep, don’t go to sleep just yet… she tried to convince herself to stay awake, just a few minuti more, just to enjoy what would surely never happen again; she already knew it was a bad idea. But it had already started, and the damage was already done. Now she knew what it felt like to be held, to feel his legs lining the back of her own, to smell the slightly stale mint of his toothpaste from before he’d come over…
    It had been so long since she’d been in this position. Sure, there were “friends” before, people she could enjoy a casual fling with and then part ways with no hurt feelings on either side, but never had she spent the night in such company, with such Unbelievable intimacy…
    Lisa breathed in the unique scent of the man behind her one last time as she finally drifted into proper REM sleep, not to awaken until the successivo morning.
    Yes… the damage definitely had been done.
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Oh, sinners, I'm so glad te liked it :DDDDD
So, here te go, chapter two...
You wanna know how it all started don't you?
Well, I think this chapter will please te then... To some point (:C
Oh, and it's loooooooooooooong xDDD
p.s. It's in italics on purpose xD


Six months earlier.

She was in her town house, sipping herbal tea. It was cold and she had a blanket wrapped around her tiny body. Her Cani were sleeping da the fireplace, trying to warm up.
Suddenly, they were all awaken da the sound of her telephone.
Lisa stood up and made it somehow to the receiver, which she, like she always did, Lost somewhere...
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successivo one. Listen up guys, if you're Leggere here, just let me know. Cause I have others who read it too, like just privately, but if noone is interested on this spot anymore...I mean just say it ok? I won't get offended :) So review if te wish to see how this goes on.


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Previously on December/December:

A bunch of secondi later he was making it as fast as he could through the parking lot. He jumped on his bike, casco in his hands already. He paused for a moment, thinking, licking his lips.
He tried one last time.
Still busy.
“Damn it...”
Well...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
Wow guys, thanks for answering my pick last time! It really made me feel encouraged. I tried to push fan fic Scrivere to my sched, and guess what, I was able to do it. Seriously, I was about to give up but since te asked, here it is:

Hugh slowly pulled the car in front of Lisa’s house after a fun-filled giorno with her and their daughter. True, the drive back home was tiring since they passed da two traffics jams but that wouldn’t paired up with the laughter they shared that day. Lisa was about to have the same thought as Hugh’s and call it a giorno when she spotted Dan standing da their porch...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
Dan lifted his head up from his paperwork when his home office door swung open late that night. A smile was immediately drew the moment Lisa stepped in and started walking after closing the door behind her.
“Hey,” he greeted and it was the same greeting he got back.
“What’s with the smile?” Dan asked with an eyebrow arch as he looked at the lady, whose body was possessively captured da his arms and whose lips were tugged to form the sweetest smile he could ever see.
“Hugh… wanted to change Bessie’s last name from Edelstein to Laurie,” she finally detto after a brief pause and...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
Opps, sorry for a giorno late update. I hope you'll still enjoy this chapter. :)
And BTW, if te felt shivers as te read along, don't worry, you're not the only one. Me too! :)


“Bess, open the door!” Lisa detto while knocking outside her daughter’s room da successivo morning.
She repeated the gesture when she received no response after ten secondi and she sure was feeling a rush of annoyance on her daughter’s stubbornness running through her veins and only because she was a little girl was the reason why she’s holding her temper on. She tried to turn the doorknob again only to find it was still...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
I'm sorry for quite a "long" wait and for an obviously long chapter since a flashback was put in. Thanks for the commenti and ratings and for Leggere this, helps me a lot guys! Sorry for the typos but I hope you'll like the storyline for this chapter. Here:

Lisa gently closed her daughter’s bedroom door before making her way down to the cucina with the idea that Hugh might have left a few minuti ago. Only when she reached her cucina doorway that she proved herself wrong for Hugh was still seated on the chair where she left him when she put Bessie to sleep. He looked up to meet her stares...
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posted by maverickangel35
Disclaimer: I do not have any knowledge whatsoever of Hugh Laurie o Lisa Edelstein's private lives. No offense is meant da the posting of this ridiculous story--it is only meant to be an excercise in "what if," a hypothetical situation that may have happened o may yet happen, and is not intended for anything beyond fictional enjoyment da respectful fans. That said...

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    “Oh, it is just disgusting how happy te two look,” Robert said, but couldn’t stop himself from grinning at them both. “How are te going to explain your sudden onset of compulsive happiness...
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    “Turn around and go back to the party.”
    “What? Hugh—”
    “At least te know there’s security there. And people te know. The last thing te want is to be roaming back roads you’re not familiar with until a psycho catches up to te and I never see te again.” Lisa smiled into her phone’s mouthpiece. “Lisa?”
    “You kind of like me, don’t you, Hugh?” She detto throatily, turning a corner and sighing when the headlights invariably followed.
    “Lisa, Lisa…”...
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    “You’re cleaning that up,” she whispered against his lips as he lifted her off her feet and deposited her on the edge of the table, standing between her legs and lowering his hands to her waist to pull her close against him. Lisa locked her ankles behind his back and wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling herself so close she literally couldn’t tell where he ended and she began. Gasping against the side of his neck, Lisa suddenly remembered. “Oh my God…”
    “What?” Hugh was paying an inordinate amount of attention to a particularly...
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Here we are. Always Leggere I hope. I haven't got as many commenti as usual, but I really don't know whether that's because someone just abandoned me o te are just too busy and quickly keep going through it to post. And with those awful House news...
Don't get me wrong guys, I am not an attention seeking dude. I write 'cause I like it and I keep on with the story 'cause it deserves to be finished since we all loved them both so much, but anyway, try giving me a sign sometimes...as I told you, I have others Leggere elsewhere, so I won't blame te if te tell m "enough with it". I'll get it....
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Hi guys, it's me :) how are te doing? Sorry I have been away for so long, been busy at work. So, I was now just wondering what's the general mood like. I mean, a few of te used to come along to read my fic, but are te still waiting? the story isn't done yet, that's for sure but if te are not going to read, cause te all left the spot, well then IDK whether I should post more.

Let me know and however te decide, Ijust so te know, I loved this spot to the core, I loved my Friends around here like sisters and I thank them all for all the laughs and wonderful mornings and nights they gave me...
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posted by HuddyBea
You want just one o two chaps? o the four I have ready already? XD But REVIEW guys! How do I know te all have read otherwise? It's not like I necessarily need te to put a cuore on it, I'm not that attention seeking - although it feels great when te do ;) - but I would ok enough with a "Checked!" XD


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Previously


They had kept on baciare for a few seconds, eyes-open, locked to one another, just like that, without saying a word.
“I should go…” he had repeated to her at last, forcing himself to.
She had pressed her lips, nodding a little.
“Unless...
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posted by HuddyBea
I'm so spoiling te :P

PS Just a slight concern on tenses. te know I'm not a native so I hope they are all ok. I tried so hard but it was so difficult for me with all the time switches. Hope the timing is clear to everyone



“Liz?! Can te still hear me?”
Hugh had looked straight into her eyes, “Shall we take a minuto for us… please?” he had whispered in the semi-darkness.
She had remained still, breathing hard. Her hands were still shaking a bit. She couldn’t even feel it anymore. Katie’s voice kept busting in on them, giving her no respite, that was all she could feel
“You sure...
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And ta-dà! Even part 2 :P Just thought it would be nice for te taking a break between the two. Hope doesn't sound tiresome...boy I Amore Robert :P


Hugh wounded his stare down then and hugged the back of his chair. He passed his tongue over his lips, nodding a little “I....I wanted to talk to te about this...”
Robert strained his ear and stretched out over the table, making himself closer.
Hugh started to drum with his palm on the back of the chair, without looking at him in the eyes “There’s...there’s a good fifty per cent chance...”
He paused and coughed a little nervous laugh,...
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Guys, I'm so sorry. I didn't have time to finish it, so here te go with part two and I promise I'll try to post part 3 before I leave successivo week, so we can catch up with the fight XD and find out what happened lol Well, I already know that :P
Hope te like this...some tenderness ahead :) Just...I'm not sure about this one...whether it came out nice. Let me know. Amore ya!

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Previously on December/December:

Thursday, 26 March 2010

Greg passed da them, promptly answering the call “Guys, heard the boss, on set te two. You’ve some nice lines to spew...
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posted by Noeloe
Hey! Thanks to everyone who read & reviewed! Sorry for the wait on this part... I hope te enjoy it!

When they arrived at the studio Hugh went straight to the coffee machine while Lisa wanted to go to her trailer first. ‘Good morning!’, Robert detto enthusiastically when he saw Hugh walking into the lounge. ‘Morning…’, Hugh didn’t look at Robert. ‘So, how was your data with Mindy?’ Hugh turned his head and frowned, ‘Are te freaking kidding me?’, he detto irritated. ‘I really think there aren’t any other people in the world più wrong for each other then we are. It...
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