Hi there,
te crazy bunch of Huddies!
First things first, a little disclaimer.
I thought about posting this on the Huli spot, just because it's safer and maybe even just right like this. I mean, there's some Huliness in it and "I didn't want to offend anybody, I was worried it would be too much" (guess the quote? ;D) on the Huddy spot, so...since we all are Huddies here, why don't take two ships with one couple?(I fervetnly hope so! Please don't tell there are Hulis who are not Huddies!!! :P)
So, herre we are, apparently! We made it! We made it through the whole summer, can te believe it? ;D I hope we haven’t Lost too many souls along the way....Funny story, but I heard hospitals have registered an alarming increase in cuore attack ratings, associated with nose bleedings and recurring strokes episodes. News this morning were saying experts confirmed symptoms haven’t manifested randomly, as in fact the people who experienced them were watching TV o surfing the net when they showed up. In addition, even più suspiciously, symptoms used to come and go, come and go, come and go....every one o two days, even once o twice a giorno sometimes.
Curiously, the very same people who suffered from this strange, new pathology also state to have suffered from a significant episode of personality change disorder back in springtime. Some swear they had been suffering from some sort of mild depression for a whole year...you know with ups and downs, inexplicable mood swings and so on...when suddenly, around May 17th, they started feeling a sense of constant highness and uncontrolled overexcitement, which caused some of them to lose track of time...sometimes even consciousness. People around them have also noticed a creepy, idiotic, dreamy grin printed on their faces every so often: "And they would look like having been mesmerized" they reported "glowing all over without any apparent reason".
How strange...Anyway *sighs* here we are. The survived ones ;)
I hope people who got caught into this sudden snap of collective madeness will be back and recovered da tonight...I seriously doubt someone out there has no clue on what’s going on, but if that’s te case you’re probably some Lost Hameron o grieving Hacy stumbled into the wrong spot and now groping your way out, covering your eyes in excruciating pain...I am just kidding...no bashing here on this spot, just unconditioned Amore ;)
Anyway, all of this tiresome babbling on my behalf (don’t know why, but this word sounds charmingly English to me and I can’t help but smile at the memory of the marvellous sound it has on his Holy lips...*faints*...sorry...what was I saying? XD)
I was just pointing out that tonight is THE NIGHT...tonight, around 8pm ET, 11pm PT, 2am Rome-Time and so on...a giant uproar of uncontainable, feverish..CRUSHING joy will echo all around the planet...probably freaking out even the fishes deep down in the ocean! XD
How long have we been waiting for this moment? Personally, 6 years, 3 months, 20 days and probably even some più ours, but I suck at math :P. However, I think I can safely say I am talking for all of te when I dare to say that the latest 3 months and and 35 days have been the most excruciating and tough ones we have ever spent together...in a very good way of course ;). Indeed, we are a “very lucky, lucky fandom”XD
te know, one thing is having this gut feeling Huddy should be together with all the they-are-truly-meant-for-each-other-stuff and the shouting-at-your-PC-screen-part when they hurt each other… and kiss…and fall apart…over and over again; first for real, then it’s just a dream, then it’s real, then an hallucination, then it’s a memory..GEE!! ANOTHER ONE is knowing Hugh&Lisa *wink, wink* are currently shooting THE SEASON OF YOUR DREAMS and you’ll have to wait THREE F***ING MONTHS TO SEE IT! :P However, now it’s all passed *paper bag*...no need to get all worked up once again *in and out, in an d out*.
So, before I officially open the "H-Day After Tomorrow Thread" (credit goes to @PC) thread and let the Huddy frenzy flood in, just give me the pleasure to briefly recup for te the insane daily routine we have been sucked into since May 17th.
May 18th
It happened one night...that all our dreams came true XD
te wake up the morning after and stretch yourself as usual, enjoying your very last minuti inside your comfy, cosy little bed. You’ve just started opening your eyes ever so slightly, when your brain gets suddenly awake and connected to reality...a warm, glowing sense of excitement and almost unbearable happiness spread out into your chest. A huge smile comes across your sleepy face....it’s insane, why are te even grinning like that, all da yourself, into your own room, inside your own bed, at 7/8am in the morning? Have te Lost it?? The quick, silent convo te are having with yourself doesn’t surely weight in your favour BTW.
te literally jump out from under the sheets, displaying enough enthusiasm to make it look like te have just won the lottery and are ready to squander all of your money in the first negozio available down the street...
te prepare yourself some coffee and still feel quite mind-numbed as random, still almost unreal pictures keep overlapping inside of your head, causing it to spin even faster *dizziness*
Then, irrationally, (well, not so much but...anyway...) on that point, your mostly-abused-often mistreated-and-occasionally-fooled-around-in-the-past-poor-little-brain suddenly races to the not-so-unlikely-off-chance te might have actually dreamt it all. It’s not impossible...it has happened already,hasn't it? te suddenly find yourself questioning your own judgment..which is never a good sign, BTW; therefore, te rush to your laptop to prove yourself wrong (and possibly insane, which is not so far from the truth after all), te sign in on FP, opens TW, connect to FB...you do every thing humanly possible to connect to the your little world of junkies and seek some moral support. te start actually surfing around like a fool (bad sign), but it’s all still there….the pics, the comments...there’s already some brand new video uploaded...some amazing, hypnotic gifs you’ll be promptly saving in your House folder ;).
There’s Huddy, all around the net, baciare in the most tender way possible. te dies of Huddyness, of course, falling off your chair right away XD and as te get yourself on your feet again, climbing over the coffee tavolo with both arms and the now legendary idiotic grin comes back on your face...and there it will rest for the rest of the summer :P
May 19 - June 18
You’ve almost got used to the idea of Huddy finally being together. I detto ALMOST. Sometimes, doubts still haunt te at night :P te look at the video with the feeling you’re living in some sort of strange, parallel universe and there’s a inner, little voice constantly whispering to te (bad sign)…well, actually yelling that IT’S TOO FREAKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!! XD
Against your better judgment, and seriously challenging te mental health (oh well, in for a dime, in for a dollar) te have already watched “Help Me” enough times to embarrass yourself for a lifetime.
However, you’re so naïve that you’re still totally unaware that the best part hasn’t even come yet.
So here te are. You’re trying to calm down, chill out a little bit ‘cause te know there are still three f***king months ahead before the Premiere, so you’d better go out and get a life (the very fact te feel like te don’t have one since May17...bad sign). Otherwise this is gonna be the longest summer ever in history. But your plan, your let’s-try-to-act-cool-as-if-I-were-not-dying-for-Sept-to-come-tomorrow plan, gets suddenly screwed up when on June 18 a very nice bunch of paparazzi (God bless them all) decide to scatter all over the net some notorious spiaggia pics that would send into overdrive even Hamerons’ head XD
te can’t believe your eyes. There are three options available:
1)Hugh&Lisa have started recitazione on another mostra and you’ve bumped into them, mistakenly thinking that were House BTS.
2)DS has suddenly been knocked over da a car and he has promptly been replaced da one of Dawson’s Creek’s producers.
3)Well, this was actually my very personal option 1, but I realize it might not resemble everyone’s first reaction...my option 1 was “OMG! It’s Huli! This is totally Huli! OMG! There’s Huli baciare on a beach!” And te pass out (bad sign...my trademark, modestly :P)
Once te have regained consciousness, and your eyes can focus on details, te spot the cameras and slightly *evil grin* change your mind “No, wait! That’s Huddy! OMG! That’s Huddy! House and Cuddy...cuddling...kissing, being all lovey-dovey...on a beach!!!” And that’s when te pass out for the secondo time *rolls eyes*
It goes on like that for a little while ‘cause te can't really talk your brain into believing what your eyes are actually seeing (bad sign...are te talking to your brain, now?)
Doris Egan has suddenly become your heroine. You’d build a monument in her honour if only te could decide where to place it...LA? East Coast? England (God bless that land) The moon???
Squealing like the dumbest cheerleader on earth finally meeting her favourite football player, te almost choke with excitement, stifling hysterical laughs as your eyes run through the computer screen, scroll up and down the page frantically and still haven’t open a window because te CAN’T MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON WHICH PIC te ARE SUPPOSED TO OPEN FIRST!!!
At that point, te suddenly get down back to earth and realize you’re not alone in the room: a few people around te have already started taking their distance warily, others are just whispering among themselves looking puzzled. So, as much nonchalantly as it’s humanly possible for a Huddy in your very, very precarious emotional condition, te slowly stand up, grab your laptop and run (well te don’t run, ‘cause that would totally blow your cover as a functioning, normal person with a healthy mind)...let’s say te quicken te pace to avoid indiscreet eyes and hide yourself where te can totally give vent to your true, screaming, fangirl self….voicing sth like a ”Argwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!” which is most probably still echoing in some distant universe...You freak out on TW a little bit, start posting frantic, nonsense posts on FP, te don’t even know what you’re doing actually. Nobody does these days...
Once again, if you’re a sinner like me, the appealing idea that among those stolen pictures there might be some Huliness starts sinking into your brain and poisoning your judgment…but I am losing the thread here, this is another story, suitable for another spot ;) Anyway, it’s a miracle! It’s the 18th of June and we are getting so much already! :D te get the unusual feeling House’s producers Amore te più this anno :D
And that was just the beginning...
June 18th – Mid of August
Let's just make it short da saying that that sense of highness has never left your system da now. te are currently receiving aggiornamenti from so many threads that te loose like one ora every morning in the desperately attempt to catch up. You’re House folder has dangerously grow bigger and bigger giorno after day. And you’ve grown very organized. Organizazion and management: my BF always says that :P. te now have your Huddy pics rigorously separated from the Huli ones...but you’re still pretty undecided on a few pics te keep someway in the middle inside a neutral carpet XD You’ve collected way too many Hugh’s stunning pics already, let alone your lesbian-ish Lisa’s folder…it’s getting impressively huge. Maybe it’s time to start thinking about locking those folders, te know with a password o sth (very bad sign).
Now, I don’t remember the data exactly. I have very blurred memories about that night. Wonder why...but in the lapse of time between the spiaggia pics and this fatidic mid-summer night I am talking about, we have been patiently waiting for a DAMN HUDDY PHOTO-SHOOT...which never came BTW. It’s not the time, nor the spot to discuss the reasons behind this, let me just call it quite-unusual-apparently-counter-productive marketing-strategy, but I must admit they have proven themselves smart enough to make us forget all about it, just da throwing at us the most juicy stuff at the right time.
On a mid-summer afternoon of August then, volpe releases the umpteenth Season 7 promo. Apparently, it’s just another teaser ad you’re already cursing them using the most nasty words your mother language has never known. Just when te are about to roll your eyes and shut the video, te suddenly jump on your chair, your mouth hangs open in shock and your eyes pop out of your face XD te slap yourself to check you’re awake and start talking to yourself (bad, baaaad sign) “What was that?? What...Wait...Rewind, rewind, rewind!!!”. It all has happened so fast your brain has hardly had the time to process it: te have just catch a glimpse of a strong, masculine hand, stroking some woman’s breathtaking leg *nose bleeding* and then the hint of a teasing, flirtatious smile on the woman’s face while the man was diving in to baciare her *dies*
What follows is highly predictable. te find yourself drooling over your keyboard, night and day, as te keep watching the clip over and over again (well actually just a secondo of it, which is once again a bad sign). te seemed to have Lost it completely da now. Your boyfriend, your borther/sister, your mum and even your kids have figured out that there’s something seriously wrong with you. te boyfriend snorts every time te mention Hugh’s name with dreamy eyes; your sister doesn’t get what this fuss is all about and call te a perv, crazy junkie; your mum looks at te with the same condescending smile she used to display, when te were a 10 year-old cute, little girl, getting excited for a lollipop; your teen-age kids have already started wondering why can’t te just be like all the other mums, i.e.boringly in Amore with someone like Clint Eastwood, rather than the hot middle-aged British guy who’s making their classmates’ head spin like a crazed marry-go-round...
It's no usepretending you’re still plainly in control of yourself. Because you’re not. Let’s face it. The line has been crossed, already. There’s only so much a Huddy shipper can take and Huddy-making-love-on-season-premiere-before-your-very-very-hungry-eyes is NOT on the list...
On the following days things get wilder and wilder. APPARENTLY volpe has kindly decided to kill us all before Sept 20 and they pursue their attempt methodically, da releasing a new promo every one o two days. Each time te think there’s no way you’re gonna se MORE than te have actually already witnessed, and I am talking backs, limbs, necks, biceps...every inch of nudity they are allowed to mostra at that time of the evening, something new comes out, getting te shivers and preventing te from working, eating, resting, studying, writing, living as the above-mentioned normal, functioning people do.
Your hormones are bouncing all over your system and te think there’s no way you’re gonna make it through another single day. Huddy nakedness is everywhere. Hugh’s smoking body starts haunting your dreams at night...also in the day-time actually...and what’s worst (well, once again, just if you’re like me) te can’t stop analyzing every single take, spotting Huliness everywhere. Even if Wilson o Foreman are on screen te shout “Huli, Huli, I smell Huli in there!!” with no apparent reason, as some sort of acquired conditioned reflex.
Maybe te do need a vacation after all, but...once again...there’s no time for it. You’ve been totally sucked in, no need to jerk yourself around. Your summer has flown by...and...well ”you wish it wouldn’t, but te couldn’t help it” XD
Quoting game...bad bad sign....
Sept 2010
te think it’s finally over. The Premiere is in about 3 weeks. "How much can they still spoil us, after all?" *nervous, hysterical laugh*
te think that MAYBE te can finally relax, have a few weeks in which you’ll just be waiting for the event of the anno to be aired,quietly...
WRONG!! It all starts all over again, and it’s maybe worse than in August!!! XD Everyday there’s a new set of pics coming out.
1)Lisa’s knee over Hugh’s body...*auto-censorship mode on*
2)Hugh’s mesmerizing eyes staring at you...his wonderful smile...
3)A new Huddy "position" in each promo...
4)The umpteenth, melting kiss...
5)Making-out scenes everywhere, all over House’s apartment!!! XD XD XD
The deathblow comes when Ausiello kindly tell te about Mr. Royal Hotness wearing NOTHING BUT A LAPTOP and the above-mentioned Marvel Man has even the courage to joke around it on the ghiandaia, jay Leno (as I weren’t already having enough dirty thoughts about him wandering around half naked XD) Mr. Sexiness indeed winks at a 17th inch screen laptop *stroke*.
Not to mention, the heart-stopping reference to the shooting of the Huddysmex as just some “hard bloodly draft” and also the bomb, nonchalantly dropped da Mr Leno...his unforgettable “watershed” explosive pun, which almost makes te chock with laughs, sending your head into overdrive once again. But, maybe this is another story...I am sorry, I must have developed some sort of bipolar disorder. It seems I am unable to stick to one ship at the time ;)
The worst part is that, up to now, they have just basically thrown at te the spicy stuff: sex scenes all over the place as if Hugh&Lisa...pardon...House&Cuddy...were actually participating in some sort of sex marathon for a whole weekend, insanely (for your mental balance, of course) locked up into House’s apartment. But, I was saying, the worst part is that at some point the have changed direction and promos have become più and più tear-jerking: you’ve been shown clips that have seriously brought tears to your eyes. The Musica chosen for the opening have literally torn up your little, pulsing Huddy cuore and now, although te have magically survived all of this, te start wondering what a mushy, melted version of te will be left, once the Premiere airs.
Last week has been tough. They has seriously challenged our nervous system: first Hugh’s on Leno’s *dreamy eyes*, then the volpe Fall Party *sad face at the lack of Huli pis*; then più spoilers *awwww*; TW crashing due to all the spoilerish convos with any random journalist who had already seen the premiere; Australian new promo *dies*; sneak peeks *melts*; season 7 interviews *winks, winks*; upcoming interviews news *paper bag*.
I must admit, we did our best to NEVER overcome this constant state of trepidation (@rue’s shots analysis didn’t help for sure, thank te sweetie :P). Our little gang made sure not a single giorno passed by, without sharing some sexy, orgasmic pic of His Royal Hotness and His Glamorous Lady MIA o I should probably say totally LOST INTO ACTION. We also took care of overloading the spots with an uncontrolled proliferation of threads, sprouting out as mushrooms; and drool-making, hot, breathtaking vids have also been of some help, thank te very much (I can hardly complain, b/c I am guilty as charged :P).
So here we are. In spite of all of this, we survived, against everyone’s best predictions!! volpe didn’t succeed in the attempt to exterminate us all before tonight *sticks tongue at FOX* But, all in all, it has been a thrilling, overwhelming summer, full of surprises *winks winks at Apple’s new, successful marketing strategy*.
I am so glad we have spent this summer sticking together, so to speak...”we have such a tremendous..we had such a good time...we had laughed...had we cried?” *slaps self* Sorry. My evil twin takes me over sometimes and starts “sinning around” without my consent :P
It’s not gonna be an easy ride, we know that: Huddy rocks but luckily, it is still Huddy as we have known it for years: wonderful, complicated, heartbreaking, “brutally honest with each other” ;)
So, quoting my beloved “Buckle up!” my dears, ‘cuase it’s gonna be a true roller-coaster...
Enjoy the upcoming Huddyness, enjoy the show!!
*shuts up and zip lips, @rue’s style*
*bows*
PS I am unsure whether I should suggest te to take close to you...a basket of very icy ice cubes o some handkerchieves...might both come in handy ;D
te crazy bunch of Huddies!
First things first, a little disclaimer.
I thought about posting this on the Huli spot, just because it's safer and maybe even just right like this. I mean, there's some Huliness in it and "I didn't want to offend anybody, I was worried it would be too much" (guess the quote? ;D) on the Huddy spot, so...since we all are Huddies here, why don't take two ships with one couple?(I fervetnly hope so! Please don't tell there are Hulis who are not Huddies!!! :P)
So, herre we are, apparently! We made it! We made it through the whole summer, can te believe it? ;D I hope we haven’t Lost too many souls along the way....Funny story, but I heard hospitals have registered an alarming increase in cuore attack ratings, associated with nose bleedings and recurring strokes episodes. News this morning were saying experts confirmed symptoms haven’t manifested randomly, as in fact the people who experienced them were watching TV o surfing the net when they showed up. In addition, even più suspiciously, symptoms used to come and go, come and go, come and go....every one o two days, even once o twice a giorno sometimes.
Curiously, the very same people who suffered from this strange, new pathology also state to have suffered from a significant episode of personality change disorder back in springtime. Some swear they had been suffering from some sort of mild depression for a whole year...you know with ups and downs, inexplicable mood swings and so on...when suddenly, around May 17th, they started feeling a sense of constant highness and uncontrolled overexcitement, which caused some of them to lose track of time...sometimes even consciousness. People around them have also noticed a creepy, idiotic, dreamy grin printed on their faces every so often: "And they would look like having been mesmerized" they reported "glowing all over without any apparent reason".
How strange...Anyway *sighs* here we are. The survived ones ;)
I hope people who got caught into this sudden snap of collective madeness will be back and recovered da tonight...I seriously doubt someone out there has no clue on what’s going on, but if that’s te case you’re probably some Lost Hameron o grieving Hacy stumbled into the wrong spot and now groping your way out, covering your eyes in excruciating pain...I am just kidding...no bashing here on this spot, just unconditioned Amore ;)
Anyway, all of this tiresome babbling on my behalf (don’t know why, but this word sounds charmingly English to me and I can’t help but smile at the memory of the marvellous sound it has on his Holy lips...*faints*...sorry...what was I saying? XD)
I was just pointing out that tonight is THE NIGHT...tonight, around 8pm ET, 11pm PT, 2am Rome-Time and so on...a giant uproar of uncontainable, feverish..CRUSHING joy will echo all around the planet...probably freaking out even the fishes deep down in the ocean! XD
How long have we been waiting for this moment? Personally, 6 years, 3 months, 20 days and probably even some più ours, but I suck at math :P. However, I think I can safely say I am talking for all of te when I dare to say that the latest 3 months and and 35 days have been the most excruciating and tough ones we have ever spent together...in a very good way of course ;). Indeed, we are a “very lucky, lucky fandom”XD
te know, one thing is having this gut feeling Huddy should be together with all the they-are-truly-meant-for-each-other-stuff and the shouting-at-your-PC-screen-part when they hurt each other… and kiss…and fall apart…over and over again; first for real, then it’s just a dream, then it’s real, then an hallucination, then it’s a memory..GEE!! ANOTHER ONE is knowing Hugh&Lisa *wink, wink* are currently shooting THE SEASON OF YOUR DREAMS and you’ll have to wait THREE F***ING MONTHS TO SEE IT! :P However, now it’s all passed *paper bag*...no need to get all worked up once again *in and out, in an d out*.
So, before I officially open the "H-Day After Tomorrow Thread" (credit goes to @PC) thread and let the Huddy frenzy flood in, just give me the pleasure to briefly recup for te the insane daily routine we have been sucked into since May 17th.
May 18th
It happened one night...that all our dreams came true XD
te wake up the morning after and stretch yourself as usual, enjoying your very last minuti inside your comfy, cosy little bed. You’ve just started opening your eyes ever so slightly, when your brain gets suddenly awake and connected to reality...a warm, glowing sense of excitement and almost unbearable happiness spread out into your chest. A huge smile comes across your sleepy face....it’s insane, why are te even grinning like that, all da yourself, into your own room, inside your own bed, at 7/8am in the morning? Have te Lost it?? The quick, silent convo te are having with yourself doesn’t surely weight in your favour BTW.
te literally jump out from under the sheets, displaying enough enthusiasm to make it look like te have just won the lottery and are ready to squander all of your money in the first negozio available down the street...
te prepare yourself some coffee and still feel quite mind-numbed as random, still almost unreal pictures keep overlapping inside of your head, causing it to spin even faster *dizziness*
Then, irrationally, (well, not so much but...anyway...) on that point, your mostly-abused-often mistreated-and-occasionally-fooled-around-in-the-past-poor-little-brain suddenly races to the not-so-unlikely-off-chance te might have actually dreamt it all. It’s not impossible...it has happened already,hasn't it? te suddenly find yourself questioning your own judgment..which is never a good sign, BTW; therefore, te rush to your laptop to prove yourself wrong (and possibly insane, which is not so far from the truth after all), te sign in on FP, opens TW, connect to FB...you do every thing humanly possible to connect to the your little world of junkies and seek some moral support. te start actually surfing around like a fool (bad sign), but it’s all still there….the pics, the comments...there’s already some brand new video uploaded...some amazing, hypnotic gifs you’ll be promptly saving in your House folder ;).
There’s Huddy, all around the net, baciare in the most tender way possible. te dies of Huddyness, of course, falling off your chair right away XD and as te get yourself on your feet again, climbing over the coffee tavolo with both arms and the now legendary idiotic grin comes back on your face...and there it will rest for the rest of the summer :P
May 19 - June 18
You’ve almost got used to the idea of Huddy finally being together. I detto ALMOST. Sometimes, doubts still haunt te at night :P te look at the video with the feeling you’re living in some sort of strange, parallel universe and there’s a inner, little voice constantly whispering to te (bad sign)…well, actually yelling that IT’S TOO FREAKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!! XD
Against your better judgment, and seriously challenging te mental health (oh well, in for a dime, in for a dollar) te have already watched “Help Me” enough times to embarrass yourself for a lifetime.
However, you’re so naïve that you’re still totally unaware that the best part hasn’t even come yet.
So here te are. You’re trying to calm down, chill out a little bit ‘cause te know there are still three f***king months ahead before the Premiere, so you’d better go out and get a life (the very fact te feel like te don’t have one since May17...bad sign). Otherwise this is gonna be the longest summer ever in history. But your plan, your let’s-try-to-act-cool-as-if-I-were-not-dying-for-Sept-to-come-tomorrow plan, gets suddenly screwed up when on June 18 a very nice bunch of paparazzi (God bless them all) decide to scatter all over the net some notorious spiaggia pics that would send into overdrive even Hamerons’ head XD
te can’t believe your eyes. There are three options available:
1)Hugh&Lisa have started recitazione on another mostra and you’ve bumped into them, mistakenly thinking that were House BTS.
2)DS has suddenly been knocked over da a car and he has promptly been replaced da one of Dawson’s Creek’s producers.
3)Well, this was actually my very personal option 1, but I realize it might not resemble everyone’s first reaction...my option 1 was “OMG! It’s Huli! This is totally Huli! OMG! There’s Huli baciare on a beach!” And te pass out (bad sign...my trademark, modestly :P)
Once te have regained consciousness, and your eyes can focus on details, te spot the cameras and slightly *evil grin* change your mind “No, wait! That’s Huddy! OMG! That’s Huddy! House and Cuddy...cuddling...kissing, being all lovey-dovey...on a beach!!!” And that’s when te pass out for the secondo time *rolls eyes*
It goes on like that for a little while ‘cause te can't really talk your brain into believing what your eyes are actually seeing (bad sign...are te talking to your brain, now?)
Doris Egan has suddenly become your heroine. You’d build a monument in her honour if only te could decide where to place it...LA? East Coast? England (God bless that land) The moon???
Squealing like the dumbest cheerleader on earth finally meeting her favourite football player, te almost choke with excitement, stifling hysterical laughs as your eyes run through the computer screen, scroll up and down the page frantically and still haven’t open a window because te CAN’T MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON WHICH PIC te ARE SUPPOSED TO OPEN FIRST!!!
At that point, te suddenly get down back to earth and realize you’re not alone in the room: a few people around te have already started taking their distance warily, others are just whispering among themselves looking puzzled. So, as much nonchalantly as it’s humanly possible for a Huddy in your very, very precarious emotional condition, te slowly stand up, grab your laptop and run (well te don’t run, ‘cause that would totally blow your cover as a functioning, normal person with a healthy mind)...let’s say te quicken te pace to avoid indiscreet eyes and hide yourself where te can totally give vent to your true, screaming, fangirl self….voicing sth like a ”Argwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!” which is most probably still echoing in some distant universe...You freak out on TW a little bit, start posting frantic, nonsense posts on FP, te don’t even know what you’re doing actually. Nobody does these days...
Once again, if you’re a sinner like me, the appealing idea that among those stolen pictures there might be some Huliness starts sinking into your brain and poisoning your judgment…but I am losing the thread here, this is another story, suitable for another spot ;) Anyway, it’s a miracle! It’s the 18th of June and we are getting so much already! :D te get the unusual feeling House’s producers Amore te più this anno :D
And that was just the beginning...
June 18th – Mid of August
Let's just make it short da saying that that sense of highness has never left your system da now. te are currently receiving aggiornamenti from so many threads that te loose like one ora every morning in the desperately attempt to catch up. You’re House folder has dangerously grow bigger and bigger giorno after day. And you’ve grown very organized. Organizazion and management: my BF always says that :P. te now have your Huddy pics rigorously separated from the Huli ones...but you’re still pretty undecided on a few pics te keep someway in the middle inside a neutral carpet XD You’ve collected way too many Hugh’s stunning pics already, let alone your lesbian-ish Lisa’s folder…it’s getting impressively huge. Maybe it’s time to start thinking about locking those folders, te know with a password o sth (very bad sign).
Now, I don’t remember the data exactly. I have very blurred memories about that night. Wonder why...but in the lapse of time between the spiaggia pics and this fatidic mid-summer night I am talking about, we have been patiently waiting for a DAMN HUDDY PHOTO-SHOOT...which never came BTW. It’s not the time, nor the spot to discuss the reasons behind this, let me just call it quite-unusual-apparently-counter-productive marketing-strategy, but I must admit they have proven themselves smart enough to make us forget all about it, just da throwing at us the most juicy stuff at the right time.
On a mid-summer afternoon of August then, volpe releases the umpteenth Season 7 promo. Apparently, it’s just another teaser ad you’re already cursing them using the most nasty words your mother language has never known. Just when te are about to roll your eyes and shut the video, te suddenly jump on your chair, your mouth hangs open in shock and your eyes pop out of your face XD te slap yourself to check you’re awake and start talking to yourself (bad, baaaad sign) “What was that?? What...Wait...Rewind, rewind, rewind!!!”. It all has happened so fast your brain has hardly had the time to process it: te have just catch a glimpse of a strong, masculine hand, stroking some woman’s breathtaking leg *nose bleeding* and then the hint of a teasing, flirtatious smile on the woman’s face while the man was diving in to baciare her *dies*
What follows is highly predictable. te find yourself drooling over your keyboard, night and day, as te keep watching the clip over and over again (well actually just a secondo of it, which is once again a bad sign). te seemed to have Lost it completely da now. Your boyfriend, your borther/sister, your mum and even your kids have figured out that there’s something seriously wrong with you. te boyfriend snorts every time te mention Hugh’s name with dreamy eyes; your sister doesn’t get what this fuss is all about and call te a perv, crazy junkie; your mum looks at te with the same condescending smile she used to display, when te were a 10 year-old cute, little girl, getting excited for a lollipop; your teen-age kids have already started wondering why can’t te just be like all the other mums, i.e.boringly in Amore with someone like Clint Eastwood, rather than the hot middle-aged British guy who’s making their classmates’ head spin like a crazed marry-go-round...
It's no usepretending you’re still plainly in control of yourself. Because you’re not. Let’s face it. The line has been crossed, already. There’s only so much a Huddy shipper can take and Huddy-making-love-on-season-premiere-before-your-very-very-hungry-eyes is NOT on the list...
On the following days things get wilder and wilder. APPARENTLY volpe has kindly decided to kill us all before Sept 20 and they pursue their attempt methodically, da releasing a new promo every one o two days. Each time te think there’s no way you’re gonna se MORE than te have actually already witnessed, and I am talking backs, limbs, necks, biceps...every inch of nudity they are allowed to mostra at that time of the evening, something new comes out, getting te shivers and preventing te from working, eating, resting, studying, writing, living as the above-mentioned normal, functioning people do.
Your hormones are bouncing all over your system and te think there’s no way you’re gonna make it through another single day. Huddy nakedness is everywhere. Hugh’s smoking body starts haunting your dreams at night...also in the day-time actually...and what’s worst (well, once again, just if you’re like me) te can’t stop analyzing every single take, spotting Huliness everywhere. Even if Wilson o Foreman are on screen te shout “Huli, Huli, I smell Huli in there!!” with no apparent reason, as some sort of acquired conditioned reflex.
Maybe te do need a vacation after all, but...once again...there’s no time for it. You’ve been totally sucked in, no need to jerk yourself around. Your summer has flown by...and...well ”you wish it wouldn’t, but te couldn’t help it” XD
Quoting game...bad bad sign....
Sept 2010
te think it’s finally over. The Premiere is in about 3 weeks. "How much can they still spoil us, after all?" *nervous, hysterical laugh*
te think that MAYBE te can finally relax, have a few weeks in which you’ll just be waiting for the event of the anno to be aired,quietly...
WRONG!! It all starts all over again, and it’s maybe worse than in August!!! XD Everyday there’s a new set of pics coming out.
1)Lisa’s knee over Hugh’s body...*auto-censorship mode on*
2)Hugh’s mesmerizing eyes staring at you...his wonderful smile...
3)A new Huddy "position" in each promo...
4)The umpteenth, melting kiss...
5)Making-out scenes everywhere, all over House’s apartment!!! XD XD XD
The deathblow comes when Ausiello kindly tell te about Mr. Royal Hotness wearing NOTHING BUT A LAPTOP and the above-mentioned Marvel Man has even the courage to joke around it on the ghiandaia, jay Leno (as I weren’t already having enough dirty thoughts about him wandering around half naked XD) Mr. Sexiness indeed winks at a 17th inch screen laptop *stroke*.
Not to mention, the heart-stopping reference to the shooting of the Huddysmex as just some “hard bloodly draft” and also the bomb, nonchalantly dropped da Mr Leno...his unforgettable “watershed” explosive pun, which almost makes te chock with laughs, sending your head into overdrive once again. But, maybe this is another story...I am sorry, I must have developed some sort of bipolar disorder. It seems I am unable to stick to one ship at the time ;)
The worst part is that, up to now, they have just basically thrown at te the spicy stuff: sex scenes all over the place as if Hugh&Lisa...pardon...House&Cuddy...were actually participating in some sort of sex marathon for a whole weekend, insanely (for your mental balance, of course) locked up into House’s apartment. But, I was saying, the worst part is that at some point the have changed direction and promos have become più and più tear-jerking: you’ve been shown clips that have seriously brought tears to your eyes. The Musica chosen for the opening have literally torn up your little, pulsing Huddy cuore and now, although te have magically survived all of this, te start wondering what a mushy, melted version of te will be left, once the Premiere airs.
Last week has been tough. They has seriously challenged our nervous system: first Hugh’s on Leno’s *dreamy eyes*, then the volpe Fall Party *sad face at the lack of Huli pis*; then più spoilers *awwww*; TW crashing due to all the spoilerish convos with any random journalist who had already seen the premiere; Australian new promo *dies*; sneak peeks *melts*; season 7 interviews *winks, winks*; upcoming interviews news *paper bag*.
I must admit, we did our best to NEVER overcome this constant state of trepidation (@rue’s shots analysis didn’t help for sure, thank te sweetie :P). Our little gang made sure not a single giorno passed by, without sharing some sexy, orgasmic pic of His Royal Hotness and His Glamorous Lady MIA o I should probably say totally LOST INTO ACTION. We also took care of overloading the spots with an uncontrolled proliferation of threads, sprouting out as mushrooms; and drool-making, hot, breathtaking vids have also been of some help, thank te very much (I can hardly complain, b/c I am guilty as charged :P).
So here we are. In spite of all of this, we survived, against everyone’s best predictions!! volpe didn’t succeed in the attempt to exterminate us all before tonight *sticks tongue at FOX* But, all in all, it has been a thrilling, overwhelming summer, full of surprises *winks winks at Apple’s new, successful marketing strategy*.
I am so glad we have spent this summer sticking together, so to speak...”we have such a tremendous..we had such a good time...we had laughed...had we cried?” *slaps self* Sorry. My evil twin takes me over sometimes and starts “sinning around” without my consent :P
It’s not gonna be an easy ride, we know that: Huddy rocks but luckily, it is still Huddy as we have known it for years: wonderful, complicated, heartbreaking, “brutally honest with each other” ;)
So, quoting my beloved “Buckle up!” my dears, ‘cuase it’s gonna be a true roller-coaster...
Enjoy the upcoming Huddyness, enjoy the show!!
*shuts up and zip lips, @rue’s style*
*bows*
PS I am unsure whether I should suggest te to take close to you...a basket of very icy ice cubes o some handkerchieves...might both come in handy ;D
Below are the promo pics of Hugh as House from Season 1 to now, which is the best hottest one? And why?;)
Pic #1 is season 1
Just starting out with the show...looks good but his eyes make it the best
Pic #2 is season 2
Still looks the same as with season 1...looks good of course
Pic #3 is season 3
Again not much change...
Pic #4 is season 4
For some reason I thought he looked amazing for this promo
Pic #5 is season 5
He looked purdy good, a little older looking though
Pic #6 is season 6
He looks ALOT older...
Pic #7 is season 7
To me Season 7 is the hottest!! Why? Because he looks so young and healthy my God!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pic #1 is season 1
Just starting out with the show...looks good but his eyes make it the best
Pic #2 is season 2
Still looks the same as with season 1...looks good of course
Pic #3 is season 3
Again not much change...
Pic #4 is season 4
For some reason I thought he looked amazing for this promo
Pic #5 is season 5
He looked purdy good, a little older looking though
Pic #6 is season 6
He looks ALOT older...
Pic #7 is season 7
To me Season 7 is the hottest!! Why? Because he looks so young and healthy my God!!!!!!!!!!!!