I have been wondering for a while whether I should have addressed this to Santa Claus, instead. After some pondering, I started flipping through the pages of my calendar in order to check how long it would take my wishing lista to be delivered to him. te know, it’s not as simple as it sound dealing with air mail postage delivery times when it comes to Lapland….apparently air communication lines with Italy aren’t that efficient. But, anyway back to the point, I was flipping through the pages of my calendar, right? On a side note, I know, sorry…I Amore digressing, I have realized almost with dismay that, believe it o not, in spite of my Huli current desktop, my nerdy House t-shirts and my DVDs collection, let alone all the pics and video I have collected in my laptop….I don't have either a Huli o an Huddy calendar in my room!!! *drops mouth and goggles*. All of a sudden, my Joan Mirò calendar doesn’t look that fascinating anymore….but this is the screaming fangirl inside me talking due to the long hiatus I am trying to cope with.
At this point though, a secondo realization came with shock: did te know that just ONE week has passed since the hiatus started???? *headdesk*
And that it's still the end of November????? *faints*…
*regains consciouness*
So, since Xmas is still pretty far away D: I figure Santa is, most probably, still sunbathing in Hawaii *winks winks* (every reference to any real location that might ring some campana, bell is absolutely coincidental) and he’s currently having some relax, poor man, before the Xmas season officially starts. I know, I know…I make it sounds like it’s some sort of haunting season, my apologies, but I am used to the habits of a wild, consumerist country, so pardon my lack of Xmas enthusiasm….I might regain some if we only would get for once a Huli Xmas…*keeps her hopes down but they keep pushing like crazy*
Anyway, back to us ONCE AGAIN; I see no point in bothering Santa with this delirium yet, also because his time will come soon enough anyway *evil grin*. I’ll come up with a nice wishing lista for 2011, te can bet your Housian culo on it, and I’ll first try to talk him gently into trade THAT lista for all my Natale presents. da hook o da crook, actually he will TRADE IT. I don’t want to be forced to resort to strong arm tactics with Santa, but I’ll do whatever it takes to have him take the matter into the utmost, serious consideration. He’d better not dismiss my upcoming Huddy/Huli wishing lista as the umpteenth common, crazy fan shipper delirium ‘cause I think I can safely promise him each one of us is ready and willing to kidnap one of his reindeers to get what we have wanted, needed and craved for too long already *sticks tongue*. But, anyway…threatens time hasn’t come yet.
Let’s not lose the thread here…where were I? Oh yeah…The Make a Wish Foundation.
You’re probably wondering what is this all about? I mean, some of te have most likely already decreed my total lack of mental sanity for months – who could blame you, after all.
Some others instead are almost certainly Leggere this with eager eyes already, ‘cause whatever talks about Huli is good and just before any pair of starving eyes just as hungry as mine– BTW yes, YES!! I just quoted the Bible, but since as a sinner I’ll burn in hell anyway, I figured one più blasphemy wouldn’t do any additional harm…it not like it will send me there sooner so…*naughty grin*.
Some others are probably still trying to figure out how much crazy I am, wondering what ginormous crack pipe I have been sucking on but since you’re casting your stone at me quoting Gregory House my dears, I would say he that is without sin among you…
Yeah, most probably I’ll be like a celeb when I land down in hell XD
Therefore, here’s what I wish I’ll see before I die o the mostra ends – orso in mind the two things might concide - Take it as a start as te wish. I mean, the word Foundation has been chosen on purpose. If te feel like keep adding stuff you’d like to see happening before te start losing your hair, o wrinkles begin to appear on your face o just before, as I said, the mostra ends and we get no più interviews (even less right) no più weekly sight of His Royal Hotness o his Silky Gorgeousness *cries* please be my guest ;)
I'll be providing some visual aids to some points, so whoever will answer my prayers will have a clear idea of what I am talking about...
Make a Wish Huli Foundation….
...or what I would pay big money for or...even probably sell my brother for too :P
1)I’d like to be proved that Hugh and Lisa CAN STILL APPEAR IN THE SAME FRAME PICTURE without it to burst into flames; I mean, maybe Huli pics had mysteriously started to go into spontaneous combustion due to the extreme hotness content they carry, and it’s not journalists’ fault if we haven’t gotten none so far…I think if we take into consideration aliens abductions for the spiaggia pics, this is valid and has some scientific grounds too. Anyway I would really Amore to see again something like this:
Credit for the collage goes to @Katia
2)If the above mentioned is not the reason why we haven’t got any Huli pics, I’d like therefore to see a REAL picture of the two of them, TOGETHER, that has been taken after May 2010…Upfronts…good times…and that ISN’T a manipulation which has been made out of desperation da some kind, Huli, sympathetic soul, as it happened for the volpe Fall Party where they were both mysteriously there but it was like they had a restrictive order pending over their heads that forced them to stay 50 feet away from each other at the minimum…I wonder how does that work once they are ALONE at home *rolls eyes* I bet Hugh threw himself over Lisa as soon as she closed the door, sending the above mentioned volpe restrictive order to hell…I wouldn't like people to be still forced to come up out of disperation with something like this...
...just to have a solo pic with the two of them...
3)I’d like to watch an Huddy on-screen baciare that DESERVES TO BE CALLED KISS (not that I would be bothered da an off-screen one XD but I find it an off-chance scenario…at least for point number 3 :P). What I mean is that, in case everybody around here haven’t figured it out yet, I want a FULL-MOUTH, TONGUES-UP, MELTING baciare before something bad happens and Huddy becomes a memory. Not that I am complaining over the “Now What” memories *drools at Hugh’s biceps and even at Lisa’s body* XD…but we can improve the performance for sure ;D
3)On a slightly side note I’d like someone to fuoco Lisa’s Intel, due to the notorious, following, outrageous statements:
“you don't want it to suddenly be every other scene they're pushing each other against the bacheca and madly making out”
“Who wants to watch smooth sailing? That takes place behind the camera. That’s what the characters do when te can’t see them”
To which I answer…ARE te INSANE!!! WHO TOLD te THIS BULLSHIT!!! WHO FUCKING TOLD te WE DON’T WANT HUGH baciare te MADLY AGAINST A bacheca A BED, A CAR….WHATEVER!!!! baciare ON A ROOF IF te HAVE TO….WHATEVER KIND OF SURFACE AVAILABLE!!!!!! I go to letto every night PRAYING for another Under My Skin moment XD And WHY can’t we at least catch a glimpse of that off screen smooth sailing!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Anyway someone should fuoco this informer ‘cause I see there has been a misunderstanding about our wishes that can surely be sorted out. Just call David and Katie and we will explain to them :P….maybe we should file the official complaint I was suggesting.
The pic is rather predictable
4)I guess everybody here realize, and that should go without saying, that one of my number one wishes of all times it for the unreleased Now What scenes to be included in the season 7 DVDs…I would order them on amazon without even asking for the prize….and I would probably book them NOW if they told me they would…
Like this one *sniffs*
5)Naturally point number 5 brings us to the age-old controversy of the spiaggia pics…NOW PLEASE!! WHOEVER IS LISTENING TO ME!!! Could Fox, please…release, PLEASE, those scenes in some upcoming episode of the show, PLEASE! I don’t know…do something to House’s scar, photoshop him, shadow that damn scar, put House into another accident!! Whatever!!! But PLEASE!!! Do te realize te can’t throw at us a juicy bone like that and then take it away right?
6)It’s più like an addition to point 6: I’d like at least to know which pics are Huddy and which are Hulis :P te know, just to put them in order tinside the carpets of my hard disk…I like to be organized and to know which pics I have to label as EPICALLY HULI and which one I can call HUDDY HEAVEN THAT I WON’T EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
Huli o Huddy?
7)I’d like to see another HULI JOINT INTERVIEW before I die o the mostra ends. I specifically address this plea to Kristin. Kristin if te are Leggere us, I am begging you…kidnap them, drug them DO SOMETHING!!! Whatever it takes….I don’t know how many time I can keep watching over and over again the Paley o the Who’s so Handsome, o the Tongues Up….I mean, I probably could easily hit the 10.000 and even più butTHIS IS NOT THE POINT! HULI JOINT INTERVIEW!!!!! NOW!!! I need it!!!! *rubs both hands hysterically over her face*
8)I’d like Hugh to finally SAY IT! Once and for all…we all know what I am talking about…I won’t write it down ‘cause I fear some people might find it disrespectful *angelic face* but COME ON!!!!!! How long does it take in England for such matters??? Tell me!!! What do we have to do???Write a letter to the Queen?? Even Diana and Carlo made it faster XD
9)I’d like for them to go together to the PCA, sit one successivo to each other and win the prize =,) I’d like Hugh to baciare Lisa for once, congratulating her and…well, I’ll leave the kind of baciare I have in mind to your powerful and I bet well developed and wild imagination ;)
10)I’d like to see GY’s twitter account to crash!!!! I’d like someone to hacker it and spam it with Yeti pics from all over the world;
11)I’d like to see Dumbass GY ‘s face when Huli go public and we start sending him thousands of twitters telling him TO JUST SUCK IT, pardon the French….you think I could ask Sara Hess to take a foto of his face and tweet that to me? I think it’s worth a shot…
12)I’d like Lisa to go on tour with Hugh and his band in April…I know…kinda corny, very much groupie-like, but hey…let me dream =,) Since I am walking through Huli heaven….let’s also wish for Hugh to dedicate her a song XD I would suggest @PC’s version of one of his hits titled “I am in Amore with Lisa E”!!!!
13)Every once in a while, I’d like to have some BTS that I am really interested in. Let’s be honest and let me say this giving vent to my true, inner feelings: I DON’T GIVE A F***ING CRAP ABOUT OMAR, ROBERT, JESS, OLIVIA, JENNIFER o ANY OTHER random ACTOR ON THE SHOW!!!!!! I WANT HULI BTS!! I have been wondering whether there might be some BTS of the BT,S so as we get completely USELESS, YAWNING pics of every body else’s, Huli is merrily making out behind the behind….I mean, don’t get me wrong….I AM ALL UP for it …they can’t make out just in the limo when they go to the events right….but….COME ON!!!! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CYNTIA AND ROBERT o GREG AND KATIE!!! Let’s be serious....are they pulling our legs?
14)And finally I’d like to have ONE, I mean just ONE interview that for once is not THOROUGHLY CONFUSING and COMPLETELY CONTRADICTORYwith the precedente ones as far as the nature of their PROFESSIONAL *yeah right* relationship is concerned.
I mean first she says she barely see the man, then he says they are great Friends and comfortable with each other so shooting those scenes with her has been a blessing (I wonder whether it has been a blessing just as much as it was baciare her in Under My Skin Ndr. Paley 2009)
First they look each other’s backs for landmines and poor Lisa can’t even INNOCENTLY mention handcuffs o the hotness of the studios, and then successivo thing te know he says the word 17-inches giving te a stroke and calls her, out of the blue, silky gorgeousness giving te a cuore attack, and especially leaving te wondering whether he knows that because of all the melting mesmerizing brushing moments *shivers* o if he was allowed to have some private time with her to enjoy the feeling and well, getting professionally adjusted to it…you know, just for working purposes obviously…to improve the performance :P
One time according to him it’s been all bloody draft and an arduous and rigorous piece of working whereas according to her they had a great time *rolls eyes* and even if he caught a glimpse of this o that, doesn’t make any difference at this point!!!!
Which point?!!! Would someone please feel me in???!!! FILL US ALL IN!!! AREN’T WE A DESERVING DEDICATED FANDOM!!!!! PLEASEEEEE! I AM GOING NUTS HERE!!!!
*end of the delirium…for now*
At this point though, a secondo realization came with shock: did te know that just ONE week has passed since the hiatus started???? *headdesk*
And that it's still the end of November????? *faints*…
*regains consciouness*
So, since Xmas is still pretty far away D: I figure Santa is, most probably, still sunbathing in Hawaii *winks winks* (every reference to any real location that might ring some campana, bell is absolutely coincidental) and he’s currently having some relax, poor man, before the Xmas season officially starts. I know, I know…I make it sounds like it’s some sort of haunting season, my apologies, but I am used to the habits of a wild, consumerist country, so pardon my lack of Xmas enthusiasm….I might regain some if we only would get for once a Huli Xmas…*keeps her hopes down but they keep pushing like crazy*
Anyway, back to us ONCE AGAIN; I see no point in bothering Santa with this delirium yet, also because his time will come soon enough anyway *evil grin*. I’ll come up with a nice wishing lista for 2011, te can bet your Housian culo on it, and I’ll first try to talk him gently into trade THAT lista for all my Natale presents. da hook o da crook, actually he will TRADE IT. I don’t want to be forced to resort to strong arm tactics with Santa, but I’ll do whatever it takes to have him take the matter into the utmost, serious consideration. He’d better not dismiss my upcoming Huddy/Huli wishing lista as the umpteenth common, crazy fan shipper delirium ‘cause I think I can safely promise him each one of us is ready and willing to kidnap one of his reindeers to get what we have wanted, needed and craved for too long already *sticks tongue*. But, anyway…threatens time hasn’t come yet.
Let’s not lose the thread here…where were I? Oh yeah…The Make a Wish Foundation.
You’re probably wondering what is this all about? I mean, some of te have most likely already decreed my total lack of mental sanity for months – who could blame you, after all.
Some others instead are almost certainly Leggere this with eager eyes already, ‘cause whatever talks about Huli is good and just before any pair of starving eyes just as hungry as mine– BTW yes, YES!! I just quoted the Bible, but since as a sinner I’ll burn in hell anyway, I figured one più blasphemy wouldn’t do any additional harm…it not like it will send me there sooner so…*naughty grin*.
Some others are probably still trying to figure out how much crazy I am, wondering what ginormous crack pipe I have been sucking on but since you’re casting your stone at me quoting Gregory House my dears, I would say he that is without sin among you…
Yeah, most probably I’ll be like a celeb when I land down in hell XD
Therefore, here’s what I wish I’ll see before I die o the mostra ends – orso in mind the two things might concide - Take it as a start as te wish. I mean, the word Foundation has been chosen on purpose. If te feel like keep adding stuff you’d like to see happening before te start losing your hair, o wrinkles begin to appear on your face o just before, as I said, the mostra ends and we get no più interviews (even less right) no più weekly sight of His Royal Hotness o his Silky Gorgeousness *cries* please be my guest ;)
I'll be providing some visual aids to some points, so whoever will answer my prayers will have a clear idea of what I am talking about...
Make a Wish Huli Foundation….
...or what I would pay big money for or...even probably sell my brother for too :P
1)I’d like to be proved that Hugh and Lisa CAN STILL APPEAR IN THE SAME FRAME PICTURE without it to burst into flames; I mean, maybe Huli pics had mysteriously started to go into spontaneous combustion due to the extreme hotness content they carry, and it’s not journalists’ fault if we haven’t gotten none so far…I think if we take into consideration aliens abductions for the spiaggia pics, this is valid and has some scientific grounds too. Anyway I would really Amore to see again something like this:
Credit for the collage goes to @Katia
2)If the above mentioned is not the reason why we haven’t got any Huli pics, I’d like therefore to see a REAL picture of the two of them, TOGETHER, that has been taken after May 2010…Upfronts…good times…and that ISN’T a manipulation which has been made out of desperation da some kind, Huli, sympathetic soul, as it happened for the volpe Fall Party where they were both mysteriously there but it was like they had a restrictive order pending over their heads that forced them to stay 50 feet away from each other at the minimum…I wonder how does that work once they are ALONE at home *rolls eyes* I bet Hugh threw himself over Lisa as soon as she closed the door, sending the above mentioned volpe restrictive order to hell…I wouldn't like people to be still forced to come up out of disperation with something like this...
...just to have a solo pic with the two of them...
3)I’d like to watch an Huddy on-screen baciare that DESERVES TO BE CALLED KISS (not that I would be bothered da an off-screen one XD but I find it an off-chance scenario…at least for point number 3 :P). What I mean is that, in case everybody around here haven’t figured it out yet, I want a FULL-MOUTH, TONGUES-UP, MELTING baciare before something bad happens and Huddy becomes a memory. Not that I am complaining over the “Now What” memories *drools at Hugh’s biceps and even at Lisa’s body* XD…but we can improve the performance for sure ;D
3)On a slightly side note I’d like someone to fuoco Lisa’s Intel, due to the notorious, following, outrageous statements:
“you don't want it to suddenly be every other scene they're pushing each other against the bacheca and madly making out”
“Who wants to watch smooth sailing? That takes place behind the camera. That’s what the characters do when te can’t see them”
To which I answer…ARE te INSANE!!! WHO TOLD te THIS BULLSHIT!!! WHO FUCKING TOLD te WE DON’T WANT HUGH baciare te MADLY AGAINST A bacheca A BED, A CAR….WHATEVER!!!! baciare ON A ROOF IF te HAVE TO….WHATEVER KIND OF SURFACE AVAILABLE!!!!!! I go to letto every night PRAYING for another Under My Skin moment XD And WHY can’t we at least catch a glimpse of that off screen smooth sailing!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Anyway someone should fuoco this informer ‘cause I see there has been a misunderstanding about our wishes that can surely be sorted out. Just call David and Katie and we will explain to them :P….maybe we should file the official complaint I was suggesting.
The pic is rather predictable
4)I guess everybody here realize, and that should go without saying, that one of my number one wishes of all times it for the unreleased Now What scenes to be included in the season 7 DVDs…I would order them on amazon without even asking for the prize….and I would probably book them NOW if they told me they would…
Like this one *sniffs*
5)Naturally point number 5 brings us to the age-old controversy of the spiaggia pics…NOW PLEASE!! WHOEVER IS LISTENING TO ME!!! Could Fox, please…release, PLEASE, those scenes in some upcoming episode of the show, PLEASE! I don’t know…do something to House’s scar, photoshop him, shadow that damn scar, put House into another accident!! Whatever!!! But PLEASE!!! Do te realize te can’t throw at us a juicy bone like that and then take it away right?
6)It’s più like an addition to point 6: I’d like at least to know which pics are Huddy and which are Hulis :P te know, just to put them in order tinside the carpets of my hard disk…I like to be organized and to know which pics I have to label as EPICALLY HULI and which one I can call HUDDY HEAVEN THAT I WON’T EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
Huli o Huddy?
7)I’d like to see another HULI JOINT INTERVIEW before I die o the mostra ends. I specifically address this plea to Kristin. Kristin if te are Leggere us, I am begging you…kidnap them, drug them DO SOMETHING!!! Whatever it takes….I don’t know how many time I can keep watching over and over again the Paley o the Who’s so Handsome, o the Tongues Up….I mean, I probably could easily hit the 10.000 and even più butTHIS IS NOT THE POINT! HULI JOINT INTERVIEW!!!!! NOW!!! I need it!!!! *rubs both hands hysterically over her face*
8)I’d like Hugh to finally SAY IT! Once and for all…we all know what I am talking about…I won’t write it down ‘cause I fear some people might find it disrespectful *angelic face* but COME ON!!!!!! How long does it take in England for such matters??? Tell me!!! What do we have to do???Write a letter to the Queen?? Even Diana and Carlo made it faster XD
9)I’d like for them to go together to the PCA, sit one successivo to each other and win the prize =,) I’d like Hugh to baciare Lisa for once, congratulating her and…well, I’ll leave the kind of baciare I have in mind to your powerful and I bet well developed and wild imagination ;)
10)I’d like to see GY’s twitter account to crash!!!! I’d like someone to hacker it and spam it with Yeti pics from all over the world;
11)I’d like to see Dumbass GY ‘s face when Huli go public and we start sending him thousands of twitters telling him TO JUST SUCK IT, pardon the French….you think I could ask Sara Hess to take a foto of his face and tweet that to me? I think it’s worth a shot…
12)I’d like Lisa to go on tour with Hugh and his band in April…I know…kinda corny, very much groupie-like, but hey…let me dream =,) Since I am walking through Huli heaven….let’s also wish for Hugh to dedicate her a song XD I would suggest @PC’s version of one of his hits titled “I am in Amore with Lisa E”!!!!
13)Every once in a while, I’d like to have some BTS that I am really interested in. Let’s be honest and let me say this giving vent to my true, inner feelings: I DON’T GIVE A F***ING CRAP ABOUT OMAR, ROBERT, JESS, OLIVIA, JENNIFER o ANY OTHER random ACTOR ON THE SHOW!!!!!! I WANT HULI BTS!! I have been wondering whether there might be some BTS of the BT,S so as we get completely USELESS, YAWNING pics of every body else’s, Huli is merrily making out behind the behind….I mean, don’t get me wrong….I AM ALL UP for it …they can’t make out just in the limo when they go to the events right….but….COME ON!!!! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CYNTIA AND ROBERT o GREG AND KATIE!!! Let’s be serious....are they pulling our legs?
14)And finally I’d like to have ONE, I mean just ONE interview that for once is not THOROUGHLY CONFUSING and COMPLETELY CONTRADICTORYwith the precedente ones as far as the nature of their PROFESSIONAL *yeah right* relationship is concerned.
I mean first she says she barely see the man, then he says they are great Friends and comfortable with each other so shooting those scenes with her has been a blessing (I wonder whether it has been a blessing just as much as it was baciare her in Under My Skin Ndr. Paley 2009)
First they look each other’s backs for landmines and poor Lisa can’t even INNOCENTLY mention handcuffs o the hotness of the studios, and then successivo thing te know he says the word 17-inches giving te a stroke and calls her, out of the blue, silky gorgeousness giving te a cuore attack, and especially leaving te wondering whether he knows that because of all the melting mesmerizing brushing moments *shivers* o if he was allowed to have some private time with her to enjoy the feeling and well, getting professionally adjusted to it…you know, just for working purposes obviously…to improve the performance :P
One time according to him it’s been all bloody draft and an arduous and rigorous piece of working whereas according to her they had a great time *rolls eyes* and even if he caught a glimpse of this o that, doesn’t make any difference at this point!!!!
Which point?!!! Would someone please feel me in???!!! FILL US ALL IN!!! AREN’T WE A DESERVING DEDICATED FANDOM!!!!! PLEASEEEEE! I AM GOING NUTS HERE!!!!
*end of the delirium…for now*
Here's a little story I wrote on Twitter while spreading the Huli love. It's a little cheesy but who cares?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Hugh, who was unhappily married to a woman named Jo. One day, this Hugh met a woman named Lisa and right away, he knew what he felt for her was wrong. It was an instant connection between him and her. Lisa could make him smile and laugh no matter what. Nut he was unhappy because he loved her più than anything. One night, he told her the truth and was pleased to learn that she felt the same. Though now, they refuse to admit it, they are head over heels in Amore with each other and are having a secret Amore affair. Not even Jo knows how happy Lisa truly makes Hugh. One day, Hugh will divorce Jo and marry Lisa. THE END. ♥
Feel free to also follow me on Twitter! (link I protect my tweets, but if I can tell you're a Huli/Huddy/House fan then I'll add you. :D
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Hugh, who was unhappily married to a woman named Jo. One day, this Hugh met a woman named Lisa and right away, he knew what he felt for her was wrong. It was an instant connection between him and her. Lisa could make him smile and laugh no matter what. Nut he was unhappy because he loved her più than anything. One night, he told her the truth and was pleased to learn that she felt the same. Though now, they refuse to admit it, they are head over heels in Amore with each other and are having a secret Amore affair. Not even Jo knows how happy Lisa truly makes Hugh. One day, Hugh will divorce Jo and marry Lisa. THE END. ♥
Feel free to also follow me on Twitter! (link I protect my tweets, but if I can tell you're a Huli/Huddy/House fan then I'll add you. :D
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