Invader Zim Article: Sabre's Story Ch.3

posted by nigahigarocks98

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and te have an ora to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, te ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! te can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed my long, sharp claw at her. "No, why don't te turn around!?", I growled, "I'm in no mood for retardness. So shutup and leave me alone.". She made a face. What a freaking girly girl. "I happen to be THE Irken invader, Mar. te know, the ulitmate, epic, awesomest girl invader. Better than you. So shutup and tell me, are te Irken o not? If te aren't, just walk away.". I had been fuming the entire time...and I just couldn't take it anymore! I grabbed the little Hannah Montana da the collar. I showed my fangs and tongue, and she gasped! Serves her right. "You have a sharp tongue. Don't touch me with it. I don't want to be infected.", so I almost did touch her with it. But I cooled down. "Look, have te seen a SIR around here?", and she nodded. "Take me to him!", I growled, and she sighed. I gripped her collare tighter. "Or I'll kill you". "Okay, okay! Just don't hurt me".
TO BE CONTINUED!

The Truth About Hawthorn

posted by invader-meef

Everything I've EVER TOLD te about Hawthorn is a LIE.Here's the true story:

It was an odd day,I was only 1 moon(month)old,but my mother couldn't care for me anymore.She decided to seperate my sisters and I,placing us on different planets.My mother begged the tallest of Irk to look after me,they finally agreed...to send me away on my 11th birthday,my name is Malice,youngest princess of 14,on Amiria,but I no longer go da that name,I now go da Hawthorn.
{10 years later}
It's now my 10th birthday,and I've made a plan.I've selected a few irkens who MIGHT go to invade a planet.Who I'll go with,I'm...

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invader cynder fanfic 5

posted by InvaderCynder

I just stood there. Dib opened one eye, then the other, and looked at me in confusion.I stared at him with both anger and comfort."is exposing somebody really worth your life, Dib?"i asked him with grief in my voice.he looked at me, the Zim, then his bloody hands, then me again. i waited patently for his answer."yes and no." he detto dryly. i didn't understand what it meant."yes AND no?" i asked, backing up a bit."My life has been set on exposing Zim, but I'm not sure i want to loose it to succeed." he explained quietly. Zim's eyes widened.

"If it's not worth it, than why did te do it?" i...

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TOAST!

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Source: membranegraphics

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dib on trono

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Invader Zim - Thanks for the memories

added by dragonrider

video made da IrkenInvaderMiz on Youtube

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memories

Invader Zim

thanks

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IM NOT HUMAN!!!

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Source: REDMETZ!!!!

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KAT!!!!

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Cupcake!!

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Source: me(Invader Sasha)

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An Intelligent Discussion About The Bloody GIR

posted by misanthrope86

Lets have a little think about this situation, shall we?

I'm sure we can all come up with a hundred and one examples of Jhonen Vasquez giving contradictory explanations for certain things about the show. Thats the way he is and, lets be honest, that makes things interesting for us as fans. But lets assess the Bloody GIR situation without the death threats...

The official reason for Invader Zim being cancelled was low ratings. That was the reason officially released da Nickelodeon. Now, we all have our conspiracy theories. Of course, it is entirely possible that Nickelodeon cancelled the show...

The New Invader Part 5

posted by Solo28

Zim on his Spider Legs

Zero shot his cannon, but missed Zim.

Zim climbed on the back of Zero's ship with drawing any attention. Zim got in the ship and called GIR in.

Gir: Awwww, [Mode Changes]You're Lucky Kid[Mode Changes back]

Gir runs away to Zim

Z-9 gets up and runs screaming.

Zim: Gir, look at all the shiny objects.

Gir's eyes widened and sparkled, he ran through everything, tearing stuff up.

Zero: What the freaking heck is wrong with this ship.

Z-9: I FIX IT

Zero: No, Z-9, I'll deal with it.

Zero walks to the back of the ship and finds Zim and Gir.

Zero: OH te HORRIBLE STINK FILTHS

Zero grabs GIR and throws him into the...

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MY miny comic! hehehe...

posted by InvaderCynder

*gir moonwalks into the room while cupcake plays "Billie Jean" from the radio part in her head*

Gir:She was più like a beauty Queen from a movie scene! i detto don't mind but what do ya mean I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?

*Gir busts a sposta before Canto again*

Gir:she told me her name was "Billie Jean" and she caused a scene.then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one who would dance on the floor in the round.

*cupcake claps with the beat as GIR continues*

Gir: people always told me be careful what ya do and don't go around braking young girls hearts!

Cynder...

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My Characters Character guide

posted by InvaderCynder

Invader Cynder: a quick thinking 14 anno old Irken.she enjoys beating things up and meeting new people.

Blue dress, Cyan sleeved and collar, Black gloves and boots, Cyan yes in irken, Purple/Cyan eyes in human, long black antenna that curl and have a Cyan spike on each in irken, long untamed but perfect hair in human, green skin both.

no crush yet.

C.U.P.C.A.K.E.:Cynder's S.I.R. unit.she enjoys music, dancing, and cooking, as well as eating and meeting new people.

rosa eyes, hatch, antenna tip, wrists, and shoulders.silver base. black triangolo on eyes.has arancia, arancio cat costume

Has crush on G.I.R.(Glitching Information Robot)

Sabrina: Trend setter of the pops and Friend of Zim and Cynder.

Blond hair, Angel Blue eyes, always Pale rosa eye shadow, wears different outfit everyday.

has crush on Zim (weird, huh?)

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invader cynder fanfic 1

posted by InvaderCynder

welcome to Skool

"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a anno before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether wanted o not! luckily, i was a chosen invader da the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom would start. when it did, i finally started Skool.i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?" i thought....

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What Ever Happened To Freindship? pt1

posted by InvaderCynder

*Cynder walks through a park with her freinds Joy and Kendra*

Cynder: *get hit in the head with something* huh? *turns around*

Zim: nice shot, Sasha!

Sasha: thanks Zimmy!

Cynder: HEY! that hurt!

Sasha: well duh!

Cynder: huh?

Kendra: apparently it was supposed to hurt.

Joy: *gets ticked* WHAT!?!?*turns to Zim and Sasha* te BULLIES! COME UP HERE AND SEE IF YA CAN DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT GETTING HURT YOURSELVES YA BIG BALONEY!

Kendra: *holding Joy back* come on, girl, it's just a pebble.

Joy: IM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR **** AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ******* AND ************** WITH IN ****** THE ********************************...

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invader mika part 3

posted by mikmik2

i awnserd the door and there stood a gift when i opened it a flash of light passed through me and i woke up it was night and i looked at my hand it looked like zim's hand three fingers and a black glove! i quickly ran to the mirror and i saw i looked just exactly like an irken!so when i made a perfect duisgise it was morning and i walked to skool when i sat down zim detto "did te like your present mika"then i replied"a little" when i was about to scratch my scrivania, reception i claws started coming out and in like a cat so when the campana, bell rang it rained so when i went out before i can go out zim warned me...

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Zim

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Source: wallpaperabyss.com

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GIR on his pig

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"Somebody Needs A Hug!" ~ Problems In The Invader Zim Spot

posted by misanthrope86

So, there have been a few problems in this spot lately. And some of te seem to think that I am the root of them. So this is an open letter to anyone who wants to read it about the problems in this spot.

Problem Number One ~ Miscategorised Content: Not In The Right Place

A lot of people have been posting their Invader Zim stuff in weird places. Here is a guide to what each section of this spot is for:

Videos~ Well, obviously for videos!

Images~
Photos: for foto of the characters of Invader Zim, o episodic stills, o foto of Invader Zim merchandise that te own.
Wallpapers: for computer wallpapers...

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datr drwing

added by silvaria_fan23

Source: my fav couple