123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse o Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, o at least Crucio'd round the block and back again

(I didn't write it, it's from an e-mail)


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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say te taught him everything...