Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, panino OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though te were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, panino yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with arachide, arachidi burro and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the arachide, arachidi burro sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelatina sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow arachide, arachidi burro o gelatina sandwich, panino into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelatina at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of arachide, arachidi burro lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical arachide, arachidi burro and gelatina sandwich, panino and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, panino out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, panino anyway
3. Realize that te were the instrument da which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, panino after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol o Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, panino “brother”
3. Place arachide, arachidi burro slice over gelatina slice
4. Spread gelatina on the other slice
5. Spread arachide, arachidi burro on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of arachide, arachidi burro and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim te coerced them into making the sandwich, panino for te all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make te another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as te start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply arachide, arachidi butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, arachide, arachidi butter
Darlton
1. Make a arachide, arachidi burro and gelatina sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say te had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, panino OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though te were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, panino yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with arachide, arachidi burro and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the arachide, arachidi burro sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelatina sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow arachide, arachidi burro o gelatina sandwich, panino into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelatina at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of arachide, arachidi burro lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical arachide, arachidi burro and gelatina sandwich, panino and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, panino out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, panino anyway
3. Realize that te were the instrument da which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, panino after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol o Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, panino “brother”
3. Place arachide, arachidi burro slice over gelatina slice
4. Spread gelatina on the other slice
5. Spread arachide, arachidi burro on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of arachide, arachidi burro and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim te coerced them into making the sandwich, panino for te all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make te another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as te start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply arachide, arachidi butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, arachide, arachidi butter
Darlton
1. Make a arachide, arachidi burro and gelatina sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say te had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
