Cute Merlin

“Hurry up Merlin, walk faster” Arthur detto with not much enthusiasm.
“Well I’m sorry” detto Merlin “I can’t help being so slow while I’m holding both of our stuff”
Arthur rolled his eyes. They were out hunting in the forest.
“Did te hear that?” exclaimed Merlin.
“Yes, it was a deer and te scared it away…”
“Sorry” Merlin whispered.
They kept on walking when they saw a secondo deer, this one bigger than the last.
“Shh” Arthur detto to Merlin while getting ready to shoot his bow.
He had a clear view, he was certain he was going to get it. Then all of a sudden there...

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- te want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and casco and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the castello about his undying Amore for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the castello about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...

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Gwaine (Cont’d)

Personally, I like to know I’v done well. A pat on the back at least.



Arthur

Is that why you’re helping me today?



Gwaine

No. I’m helping te because we’ve got to find Merlin.



Arthur

And finding him will reward te enough?



Gwaine

Exactly.



Arthur

See, you’re not such a bad person.



{Gwaine looks pleased with himself. Then considers something:}



Gwaine

Actually, I’m a kind of hoping he’ll say “thank you”. o something along the lines of “Gwaine, te must be the best knight alive. te trekked three miles in muddy swamps,...