If the United States of Eurasia had currency, it would look like this

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS. ALL RIGHTS GO TO chess_boxing ON LIVE JOURNAL. I AM SIMPLY SHARING THIS AMAZING STORY. NONE OF THIS REALLY HAPPENED. IT IS SIMPLY A FANFICTION

Warning: Language

I was woken as the bus hit a bump in the road, throwing my head sideways against the bacheca I'd been leaning on.

This was annoying. God knows it had taken long enough to drift off in the first place, and the light streaming through the slits in the metal panelling indicated that I hadn't been asleep long at all. The bus had no windows. Well, it had a windscreen, I expect, but not much else. Convicts on their way...