Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver stopped, and all three stallions went in with guns. The alicorn was an agent for M.I.3 trying to send a message to the Central Intellegence of Equestria. When she was about to send her message she got killed. "Good work guys." The grey stallion said, "Now we have one più spy to kill." Later in Canterlot things were getting interesting in a poker match. A stallion named Doughnut Joe (or as he is known in the spy world, Mane. Con Mane) was playing poker against four other poines one of them a black mare with a red dress. Con tried to talk to her, "I always seem to win. Mrs?" "Dress." The mare replied, "Ruby Dress. I admire your luck Mr." "Mane. Con Mane. One più round?" "Why not?" Ruby replied. A waiter then arrived, "Do any of te want a drink?" he asked. All con detto was, "Get me a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken." "Ok" the waiter replied very confused. He then brought Con his milkshake stirred. "Thank you." Con said. He won the last match when his drink arrived, and left for his house. Then another mare arrived. This one was Pink, and ran a secret spy organization. She was none other then P, which stood for Pinkie. "Hello 0007." She said.
