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As me & arcobaleno Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
arcobaleno Dash: te should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. te only killed four of us. Now it's time te both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
arcobaleno Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
arcobaleno Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: te call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
arcobaleno Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws fuoco toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
arcobaleno Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No te don't! *flies away with Dash*

Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.

arcobaleno Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
arcobaleno Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: te have to do better then that if te want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are te ok Dash?
arcobaleno Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix te up.
Brian Goldner: o te can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. te can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
arcobaleno Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the raggio, ray they used.

And so, we went toward the ray. arcobaleno Dash was beat up bad as te can see in the picture below, and we needed help.

Kills

Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1

Result: 17 people killed

Enemies left: 1,187
 arcobaleno Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
Rainbow Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created da me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight detto "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy detto "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash detto "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie detto "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and detto "Discord's...
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the secondo i pubblica it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful giorno in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama video on YouTube before I started Scrivere this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope te guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a giorno for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arcobaleno Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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#5: Anthropology da JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's lista of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never Leggere it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rosa TEMPTATION da CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S arcobaleno DASH da MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this mostra down with the evil cagna Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if te liked the season finale of season 6 o not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan video and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD te HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL te SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS te TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY o WHATEVER YOUR pony NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did te spend it all birra again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that giorno came and went after te gave yourself...
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I thought I would have più ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have più annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondi after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are più o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their preferito tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose camicia and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Amore had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired da The Amore in the Night da Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, te heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if te don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank te for Leggere and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her castello in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of Amore craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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