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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 1 prt. 2 mela, mela, apple club

posted by Dragon4322

"I can do this on my own!"

When applejack noticed that her mare friend saw that she wasn't doing well, she came over to AJ. "Um...you..sure te don't need my help?" "NO!" applejack yelled where every pony heard her. arcobaleno Dash felt embarrassed having her mare friend frustrated this way. "Here AJ, let me..." The Pegasus took Apple's club and placed it in the farmer's hooves. "I can do this on my own!!" She shouted at the pony trying to help her. At this moment all the other ponies stopped and watched as this was happening. A staff pony came up to applejack and said, " Miss, if te can't control your anger I will have to escort te off the course" da this time applejack had no patience for any pony telling her what to do. She pointed the club at the pony's snout while angrily yelling "if te keep telling me.." "Um AJ, lets just leave". "No! I wanna finish this dang hole!!! AND NO pony IS GONNA TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!" ......

Embarrassed Rainbow Dash

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applejackrocks1 Lol. That's how ah was like AJ when someone was teaching me how to play tennis

Seanthehedgehog Tennis? I love that sport, and i also love reading this.

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Curse of Equestria E1P1 (Trailer too)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria anno 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story

CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...

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Slycall part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake

Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are te sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did te find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....

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A Amore Story: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Back to the story.....

Brawny: Applejack, te stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a secondo girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let te go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want te to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...

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Dashing & Daring: Londra Burnouts part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do te think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two più races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think te all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy più stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without arcobaleno Dash, Daredevil will have...

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Dashing & Daring: Londra Burnouts part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met da other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do te know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of te could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: te all will stay...

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The last solstice - Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep da a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his letto rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few secondi to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep Leggere it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...

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The last solstice - Chapter 3: Solitude

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude

Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess detto that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....

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Nightmare Moonraker part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that te Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need te to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are te two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are te talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the spazio ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: te already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 anno later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN te SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... te gonna buy succo, succo di frutta for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have te two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout te screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire pistole at Dan*
Dan: Wrong sposta *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't te tell me?
Sneak Peak: te were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: te know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can te check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are te Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised te have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostra yourself!
Hattan:...

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that arcobaleno Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do te want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: ciao Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his secondo highest ranked pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: te two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. te better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't te use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting te guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives...

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The Problem in Sweet mela, mela, apple Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

applejack past the rest of the giorno with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole giorno with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she detto goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back home to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little pony what is friendship is a series like my little pony friendship is magic its about a pony named bubble gum and she has so many Friends and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with Friends she still likes to learn più about friendship.However she likes to give più happiness to her Friends than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if te want più information just post on my bacheca the domande te want to ask me :)