Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.
Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO te HEAR IT?!
Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…
OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… o NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!
No! Don’t even say that name!
WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… o THE OTHER?
I had to… I… I had no choice…
MUHAHAHAHA! AND te HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! te DISGUST ME!
Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!
Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there with Luna! I’d like to hear what they speak!
te HEARD HER, sposta YOUR FLANK CLOSER!
Don’t talk to me like that!
I TALK WITH te THE WAY I WANT! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A MURDERER! KILLERS HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!
I’m not… I… I didn’t know…
te SHOULD HEAR YOURSELF… PATHETIC!!! THE SOONER te ACCEPT IT THE BETTER.
Hush! Let me listen, sposta closer, Tia!
No, it’s way too close already… they’ll hear…
SHUT UP AND MOVE!!!
All right, that’s it, I can hear them… we’re getting a new guard… name’s Nocturnal Mirage… hoooop… Luna teleported...
DO te HEAR THAT?! HEAVY HOOFSTEPS! A STALLION!
Yes… yes… tee-hee, he listens… he’s very close… uh, strong heartbeat… a lot of passion… and something else, do te sense it?!
OF COURSE I SENSE IT te DODO! BUT I CAN’T TELL WHAT IT IS! HEY, KILLER! CAN te TELL ME WHAT IS IT WE SENSE?
Don’t call me that! And no, I can’t get my hooves on it.
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!! YOU’RE USELESS!
Just… just…. leave me be…
OKAY, FINE. WE’LL LEAVE. ALL te HAVE TO DO IS KNEEL AND BEG FOR IT!
Yes, yes, I like that idea, make her beg for it, muhahaha!
Please… leave me alone…
te CALL THIS BEGGING? COME ON, KILLER te CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Fine I’m in the dust, I’m begging you! Leave me be!
te MAKE ME SICK! BUT A DEAL’S A DEAL! SEE te LATER, MURDERER!
I’d clean myself up if I were you… ha ha ha… if I were you! See? See what I did there? I am you! Oh well, we’ll be seeing each other, Celly…
Come on, Celestia, get yourself together…
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Princess Celestia, the alicorn of the Sun looks around in her room. She’s alone. As always. She combs back a lock of her long, sparkly mane with her hooves. The solar goddess lets out a careworn sigh. She decides to write a welcoming letter to the new guard. It’ll be good… It will reroute her thoughts. She has sustained heavy losses, but repelled the attack. The battle has been going on for almost a decade now. The white alicorn has earned herself a little calmness, when she can be her true self.
But deep down, Celestia knew, that the voices will be back to torment her sooner o later.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything te guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving te people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving te people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
