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LATER THAT SAME EVENING!

"There.. Finally finished" Mov Twilight announced.

"The portal?" prime Twilight asked hopfully.

"No, my sandwich. Took forever to eat the whole" Mov Twilight replied with a chuckle.

Prime Twilight groaned annoyedly.

"Relax my dear. Of coarse I finished the portal as well" Mov Twilight said.

Prime Twilight sighed in relief.

"Why are te so despite to get rid of me.. I mean. A secondo you, most would consider this a dream come true" Mov Twilight insisted.

"It's not YOU, we jus-

"Let me guess.. The other three been driving te crazy" Mov Twilight replied.

Prime Twilight nodded admittedly.

"Don't worry. They grow you" Mov Twilight insisted.

"Really?" prime Twilight asked.

"No. It gets worse.. Much worse" Mov Twilight admitted.

Prime Twilight spotted Dragonowitiz smoking his bong.

"How do te allow Spike to be such a stoner?" Prime Twilight asked.

"Please. Who do te think recommended it" Mov Twilight replied.

"That's terrible!" Prime Twilight cried angrily.

"That's just cause te don't know him" Mov Twilight said.

"I do gather that he's bait of a creep.. But still" Prime Twilight said.

"You wouldn't understand. So don't bother trying to" Mov Twilight detto sternly.

"Whatever" Prime Twilight groaned.

"Anyway.. Oh look the portal is ready" Mov Twilight said.

"Everyone ready to go?" Mov Twilight asked to the other Mov characters.

"Quick! punch, punzone the wolf! punch, punzone THE WOLF!" Mov Pinkie cried as she obsessedly watched SwagDash playing 'wolf-puncher' on his hand held gaming device.

Mov Twilight groaned annoyedly.

"You better go in there Dragonowitiz. Cause there's no way your staying here" Prime Pinkie said.

"Are te sure.. What if I do THIS" Dragonowitiz said, before baciare tender cheek.

Prime couldn't prevent herself from blushing from the affection.

"That's.. Sweet.. But your still not staying" Prime Pinkie said, trying to stop the blush.

"Oh come onnnn! I hoping that eventually we your allow me to 'do things'. (Prime Pinkie threw up a little her mough when this was said). And I could introduce te to my little frie-

Before Dragonowitiz finished a finally having enough Pime Pinkie, bucked him into the portal with both her back hooves, as if she were AppleJack bucking a tree, only less strongly, as she still wanted to avoid harming him too seriously.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are home at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, te got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. successivo time we get attacked da these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim detto successivo time we get attacked da those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital da now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting da P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see te now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do te know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorni with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn da the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing da them. The car towing this trailer was driven da Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where te headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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