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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.

Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme detto hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the successivo train.
Pete: Well get that pony onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, te get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits da engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did te call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!

Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.

Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: te hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just te gotta learn how to be nice. Where did te learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*

After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.

Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*

After the three Friends got in the train, it left the station.

successivo day

Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do te want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did te do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!

The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story

The End.

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Something terrible happens
A/N: Wow... It's been a while since I've written one of these. Oh well. These are my preferito ponies from 5 (least) to 1 (best).

5.) Daisy, Lily, and Rose
I know these Earth mares are three ponies but I consider them my fifth preferito ponies. Reason being that they look like best friends. Also because they are fiore ponies since they were named after flowers. Rose and margherita have been officially named but Lily has not yet. In my opinion, I see Rose as my preferito out of the three mares. She's beautiful and her voice used to be like Fluttershy.


 Rose, Daisy, Lily
Rose, Daisy, Lily



4.) Diamond Mint
Diamond Mint...
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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her home dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back detto artifact da winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won detto vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do te want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: ciao u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: arcobaleno dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arcobaleno a filly)

filly dash: ciao u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arcobaleno back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
(To the tune of heart-shaped box da Nirvana)

Sitting da the door waiting for te to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angeli left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no più urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when te ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angeli left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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filly twilight: ciao where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten più laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do te think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, te get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank te so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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