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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After I recieved my "punishment" I just went to my room.

Leo: te know, there are ways of getting back at him.
Rafe: Shut up. You're not even real. *smashes ceramic turtle*
Leo: I'm just saying. I know a way to get back at Carl, and earn some points at the same time. If you're interested. Just so te know, it could really get te into trouble.
Rafe: I don't care. I'm already in enough trouble as it is.

Okay, time out for a second. It's not like I was trying to hide Leo from te - o at least the part about him not being real. I know, I know - what kind of sixth grader has imaginary friends? I don't see it that way. He's always been around, and there's never been a reason to stop talking to him.

Basically, Leo is just there in my imagination. te understand now?

Yes? Ok, good.

At school the successivo day.

puledro, colt 34: Hey. Somepony is selling Zoom here.
Filly 24: Oh cool.
Rafe: *Selling Zoom*

Hills Village Middle School is a sugary free drink zone, so something like Zoom is pure oro here.

I only had one rule when it came to my sales. Bring Your Own Cup. That way, there wouldn't be marked cans floating around. One dollar filled the cup of your choice, o emptied the can, whichever came first.

Rafe: *pours cup of Zoom* Here te go.
puledro, colt 23: Thanks Rafe *pays a dollar*
Rafe: I guess Miller is right. I am getting a reputation around here.
Ponies: *laughing*

I made 16 bucks, and 35,000 points. And when lunch was almost over...

Jeanne: *arrives*
Rafe: Thirsty?
Jeanne: te know, this is totally against the rules.
Rafe: That makes it taste better.
Jeanne: Why does it seem like you're always trying to get in trouble? I don't get that.
Rafe: Can te keep a secret? *shows code of conduct*
Jeanne: Yeah? So what?
Rafe: I'm going to be the first pony to break every single rule in this book.
Jeanne: Great, thanks for telling me. Now I could get into trouble.
Rafe: No te can't. That's my policy. Whatever happens, I don't let anyone get hurt. te can even turn me in if te wanted too.
Jeanne: *Stares*
Rafe: Go ahead. Make my day.
Jeanne: *Smiles*

Then the campana, bell rang

Jeanne: Oh my gosh, I'm late for science!
Rafe: Don't worry about it.
Jeanne: No, that's what te do. *walking*

She was just going as fast as she could without actually running, because te know.. It's against the "rules."

Rafe: What just happened?
Leo: I'm not sure about this, but I think te just got a step closer to Section 4, rule 7.

No baciare o other public displays of affection are allowed in the school.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
riso
Rice
Why don't we go check on riso Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let te go, after we get our money.

The successivo morning,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can te check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are te Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised te have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostra yourself!...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black tè into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to sposta very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held da Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both Amore and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Ribelle - The Brave enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we unisciti them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are te not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria anno 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown accappatoio, vestaglia which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do te see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. più serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok più on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* ciliegia and Tulip... congratulations te have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What te gonna do
FireDash...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great giorno in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. da day, they would be filled with energy. da night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: te shall work with arcobaleno Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want te two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with te all the way.

So the two of us went toward a negozio that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, te steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane pony in the secondo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fuoco at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to sposta the torretta and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action fucile and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun da a few feet. 
 arcobaleno Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" arcobaleno Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the arancia, arancio filly says to her sister. "And! .....if te get out of letto I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus detto with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her arcobaleno sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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 Yes I did make a titolo screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the precedente H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arcobaleno Dash appeared,...
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: mela, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arcobaleno dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't te just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Leggere creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a Cioccolato rain cloud, squeezed it, and Cioccolato latte came into the glass. As he threw the nube, nuvola to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. te need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord o else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a lista of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I Amore music. It's my absolute preferito part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this lista rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical Musica rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any pony that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", detto Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed da the castello and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", detto Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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arcobaleno Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are te lovely pegasus?" arcobaleno Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" arcobaleno scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. arcobaleno looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time arcobaleno Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So te recongize me da my colours eh?" arcobaleno nodded. Then she...
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