Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make te smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't te be home right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just her!She is a little juicy sexy girl.
Twilight:Spike,she is your daughter!
Spike:And?
Twilight:You can't talk about her like this.I will go to Rarity,and talk to her.
Spike:Go.She is a piece of junk!
Twilight:Oh,Spike*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Twilight,dear,what brings te here?
Twilight:Spike.He is a complete jerk and a drunkard!
Rarity:*crying*I know!It's my fault!
Twilight:How long has he like this?
Rarity:10 months!
Twilight:10 months?!This is terrible.Why didn't te came to me?
Rarity:I don't know.He..has slapped me and Harmony,many times,and,I didn't dare to go and talk to you.
Harmony:Auntie Twilight!!!*hugs her*
Twilight:Sweet heart,can te go to the other room?Me and mommy have some talks!
Harmony:Okay!Bye!
Twilight:Bye!Rarity,don't cry,I will fix this!
Rarity:But,how?
Twilight:I don't know,but I have to find a way!*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Spike!!
Harmony:Daddy,what have te done?!