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Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where te were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied te to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* te didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries te told me to get.

Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.

Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
scrivania, reception Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
scrivania, reception Clerk: Alright, thank te for staying with us. We hope te come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
scrivania, reception Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least detto thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits successivo to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank te for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do te do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do te like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did te stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's te drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do te have to say about it?
Police Pony: te are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: te detto we'd go to the airport.

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 Bob Newhart
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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your giorno been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with te three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...
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My Little Pony - L'amicizia è magica
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Derpy: ciao cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. te robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, te can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe te can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. te were pathetic.. I made te tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But te ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of te earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: te know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes te say that?
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