Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.
S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of te sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad te have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know te just returned, but I need te to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I mostra you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want te to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen, we had a spy working for us a long time ago, and she was good. She was really good.
Con: What was her name?
P: Lady.
Con: And te want me, to go get her?
P: That's right. Now, *Setting destination* She was killed da mexican soldiers, but te have to go, and save her. You'll be time traveling back to the year, 1958. When te get her, go indoors, and use this. *Shows remote* Hit the button to come back here with her.
Con: Yes sir.
P: *Sends Con to 1958*
Everything seemed dark at first, but after a while it was very bright.
Con: *Looks around* Whoa. It really worked. *Sees keys to car, and whistles* 1957 Flam Fairlane 500. *Gets in, and starts car* Beautiful. Now to go find Lady. *Drives*
Once Con started driving, he played this song on the radio link
Con: *Drives down road*
He was enjoying everything so far. The giorno was bright, and sunny. Birds were flying overhead, and everypony had a smile on their face.
Con: *Sees bar, and parks in parking lot. Then he walks to the bar*
Ponies: *Having conversation*
Bartender: Good morning sir. What would te like?
Con: Just a scotch.
Bartender: Coming right up. *Making drink*
Lady: *Walking on beach*
Con: That's her.
Pony: *Plays song on jukebox* link
Bartender: *Brings drink to Con*
Con: Thanks. *Drinks*
Lady: *Walks in*
Con: Hello.
Lady: *Sits down* te look really handsome. Are te nice?
Con: Very nice. Would te like some scotch?
Lady: *Laughs* You're funny too.
Con: Then how about I buy te your own drink?
Lady: What a gentlecolt. te don't have to buy me a drink. I can pay for my own.
Con: Listen, I have something important to tell you. I'm from the future, and a group of mexican soldiers are coming here to kill you.
Lady: Yeah right.
Con: No really. *Grabs newspaper* Look at this.
Lady: This newspaper says it's on the 15th of August, but today is the 14th.
Con: Exactly. We need to go find a place where only the two of us can time travel back to the future.
Lady: I know just the place.
2 B continued
S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of te sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad te have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know te just returned, but I need te to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I mostra you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want te to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen, we had a spy working for us a long time ago, and she was good. She was really good.
Con: What was her name?
P: Lady.
Con: And te want me, to go get her?
P: That's right. Now, *Setting destination* She was killed da mexican soldiers, but te have to go, and save her. You'll be time traveling back to the year, 1958. When te get her, go indoors, and use this. *Shows remote* Hit the button to come back here with her.
Con: Yes sir.
P: *Sends Con to 1958*
Everything seemed dark at first, but after a while it was very bright.
Con: *Looks around* Whoa. It really worked. *Sees keys to car, and whistles* 1957 Flam Fairlane 500. *Gets in, and starts car* Beautiful. Now to go find Lady. *Drives*
Once Con started driving, he played this song on the radio link
Con: *Drives down road*
He was enjoying everything so far. The giorno was bright, and sunny. Birds were flying overhead, and everypony had a smile on their face.
Con: *Sees bar, and parks in parking lot. Then he walks to the bar*
Ponies: *Having conversation*
Bartender: Good morning sir. What would te like?
Con: Just a scotch.
Bartender: Coming right up. *Making drink*
Lady: *Walking on beach*
Con: That's her.
Pony: *Plays song on jukebox* link
Bartender: *Brings drink to Con*
Con: Thanks. *Drinks*
Lady: *Walks in*
Con: Hello.
Lady: *Sits down* te look really handsome. Are te nice?
Con: Very nice. Would te like some scotch?
Lady: *Laughs* You're funny too.
Con: Then how about I buy te your own drink?
Lady: What a gentlecolt. te don't have to buy me a drink. I can pay for my own.
Con: Listen, I have something important to tell you. I'm from the future, and a group of mexican soldiers are coming here to kill you.
Lady: Yeah right.
Con: No really. *Grabs newspaper* Look at this.
Lady: This newspaper says it's on the 15th of August, but today is the 14th.
Con: Exactly. We need to go find a place where only the two of us can time travel back to the future.
Lady: I know just the place.
2 B continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The successivo giorno Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. te have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. te know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The successivo giorno Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. te have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. te know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her più like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for più of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her più like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for più of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my preferito character Twilight and AppleJack, da using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Leggere Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if te really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my preferito character Twilight and AppleJack, da using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Leggere Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if te really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..