Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The più he walked the più trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a secondo after being seen da Jeff.

"What did te say your Friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus, two insane murderers weren't too hard to miss.

Rarity just nodded and looked around, maybe hoping to catch a glimpse of one of them.

Ben looked around for what seemed like ages, not seeing anything that looked even vaguely similar to either of them. Then he heard someone call his name.

"Ben!"

It was from the sky. Ben looked up and, sure enough, Jack was flying strait for him, but stopped before he hit him.

~~~

Jack saw a pony that he was sure had to be Ben. He called out the name and was greeted da a light green pony with blonde hair in a Link outfit. Yep, definitely Ben.

"Hey Jack." Ben greeted him. "Where've te been?"

"Looking for you, What do te think?" Jack responded.

"Now i guess we just have to find Jeff." Ben stated.

"Shouldn't be too hard. He'll stick out like a sore thumb in all these colors, plus, he's probably looking for us right now."

~~~

Jeff stuffed the last of his 6th batch of bagels in his mouth. "How do te make these?" He asked, mouth still full.

"I can't tell you." Pinkie answered with a giggle. "If i tell te it won't be a surprise when te help me make them." She giggled again.

"I would, but I can't bake." Jeff explained.

"No problem. I just need te to help get ingredients."

"That's all? Not much of a big help if te ask me."

"Oh, but it would be a HUUUUUGE help."

"Alright, but I'm poor so don't ask me to buy anything."

"That won't be a problem." Pinkie told him. "I already have most of the ingredients, I only need one more."

"And that is?" Jeff asked again.

"If I told you, te wouldn't be surprised." Pinkie explained again.

"Alright, I can wait." Jeff decided. "Maybe I should cerca for Ben and Jack." He mumbled. "Nah, They can fend for themselves for a few più trays." Jeff detto licking his lips, tracing the cut smile. "It's gonna take a lot of redrum to get rid of all these bagels."

~~~

"So you're Jack?" Rarity asked the gray pegasus.

Jack nodded. "I see You've heard about me."

"Well, I was told a few things, nothing too detailed." Rarity explained. They were back in the boutique, they had took half another ora searching for Jeff, and, as expected, came back with nothing. "I guess he was waiting until we could actually meet."

Ben just nodded. "Hey Jack, on a scale of 1 to horrified, how Lost do te think Jeff is right now?"

"More Lost then a kid in a Cocaine shop." Jack detto laughing.

"No doubt. He gets Lost in the forest, how could he survive in a city?" Ben chuckled. As good a friend he was with Jeff, it was way too funny to think of him terrified.

Then they heard a crash da the door. Rarity opened it with her magic.

"Hi guys." It was Jeff. "I've been watching te this whole time."

"Why was there a crash?" Ben was almost scared to ask.

"I was on the roof looking through the windows."

"Is that even possible?" Ben asked, half sarcastically. It was Jeff, he did seemingly impossible things all the time.

"Where were you?" Jack asked. "We looked all over town."

"In a bakery. I got free bagels."

Ben sighed. "You like those things way too much."

"That's like saying te like Zelda way too much. Oh, wait, te do."

"Do not."

"You're wearing a Zelda outfit."

"It's Link, I've told te this before!"

"Well I'm a butterfly!" Jeff said, running around the room.

"I'm a pegasus." Jack said.

"Shut up, I'm a magical fairy named Navi!" Jeff yelled.

"You've definitely had too many bagels." Ben said.

"I wanted più but they ran out of dough." Jeff explained.

"How are te not fat?"

"Cause I'm awesome and fabulous." Jeff said, prancing around the room like a pixie princess.

"Next thing te know he'll say-" Jack was cut off da Jeff.

"I'm the queen! THE QUEEN!"

"CALM DOWN!" Rarity yelled at all of them, mostly Jeff though.

"But I'm a derp." Jeff explained.

"Jeff, shut up, drink some tè to calm te down." Ben levitated a cup of tè to Jeff.

"Thank te gove." Jeff said, mocking a British accent.

"Yeah, yeah. Just drink the tè and calm yourself."

"I've been calm the whole time!" Jeff exclaimed. "You're the one who has been rude!"

"There is no più to discuss Jeff." Ben said, rolling his eyes.

"I wish I could roll my eyes, but I can't, I'm Jack, the eyeless proxy of doom."

"Not te too." Ben sighed.

"What?" Jack asked. "I'm just playing around."

"Thank Zalgo." Ben said.

"I wasn't." detto Jeff.

"Oh Zalgo no."

"Oh, no. I'm done now. Oh, and we need più tea." detto Jeff.

"What?" Ben checked the teapot. it was empty. "How did you...?"

"I'm special, that's how." Jeff stated proudly. "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I have a job."

"Where, the asylum?" Ben asked sarcastically.

"The bakery! I'll be making cupcakes tomorrow." Jeff said, his grin seemingly growing larger.

"Since when could te bake?" Jack asked. "You can't even burro your own bagel."

"Who says I can't learn?" Jeff asked.

"You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks." Ben said.

"Shut up Ben, I have più talent than you."

"I hate te sometimes Jeff." Ben stated.

"I know Benny boy." Jeff said, knowing Ben hated being called da this nickname. "I know."

"Like right now." Ben said.

Jeff patted Bens head like a dog. "I know BUDDY."