arcobaleno Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought te two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have te two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will te get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arcobaleno Dash: Good. Thank te so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arcobaleno Dash is retarded.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are te doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't te leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad te are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two più bombs* Twilight, see if te can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: te got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane successivo to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one te want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: ciao Applejack. Have te ever had an mela, apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have te Rainbow?
arcobaleno Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, thanks.
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arcobaleno Dash: I thought te two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have te two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will te get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arcobaleno Dash: Good. Thank te so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arcobaleno Dash is retarded.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are te doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't te leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad te are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two più bombs* Twilight, see if te can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: te got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane successivo to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one te want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: ciao Applejack. Have te ever had an mela, apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have te Rainbow?
arcobaleno Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, thanks.
2 B continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One più punch, punzone will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued