Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven da Mr. Black's goons were following Con.
Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch pony 5: *Sitting successivo to Dutch pony 13*
Dutch pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch pony 35: *Sitting successivo to Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Follows Dutch pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots window*
Con: *Spinning out*
Truck driver: *honks horn*
Con: *Regains control*
Dutch pony 13: *Following Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Following Con*
Con: *Passes truck*
Truck: *Hits Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Turns right*
Dutch pony 13: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes police officer*
Cop: Attention all units. Two cars just passed da going over the limit. One of them was a white Aston Maretin.
Con: *Passes intersection*
random pony: *Driving steamroller*
Dutch pony 13: *Floors it*
random Pony: *Hits dutch pony 13*
Con: *Looks at damaged car*
Con made it to the hideout, but his car was seriously damaged.
Con: *Gets out of car*
Mr. Black: *In trunk*
Con: *Opens trunk*
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Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane story
Quantum Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Sea Swirl as Lola
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
Henry as Mr. Foust
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Zorran as Frank
Zebedee as Yolo
Zak as Pogo
Zip as David
Zug as Max
Disneyfan333's OC
Daredevil as Mr. Black
Cars provided da
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Aston Maretin - Aston Martin
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Fillys - Willys
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Meuzda - Mazda
Enjoy the rest of the song
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P
Con: This is the pony that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look te guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all te have to say, we're going to take te to Canterlot with us.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con, after him. Make sure he's brought back to me alive.
Con: *Runs after Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Running in sewer*
Con: *Follows Mr. Black*
Dutch pony 75: *Gets in Con's way*
Con: *Shoots Dutch pony 75*
Mr. Black: *Climbs up ladder*
At the superiore, in alto of the ladder
Fancy Ponies: *eating lunch at a luxury diner*
Mr. Black: *Opens manhole at superiore, in alto of ladder*
Fancy Ponies: Oh! *Move out of way*
Mr. Black: Continue on with your cena *Runs away*
Con: *Comes out of hole*
Mr: Black: *Runs in campana, bell tower*
Con: *Goes in campana, bell tower*
As they ran to the top, some dutch ponies on the rooftops tried to shoot Con through the windows of the campana, bell tower
Con: *Shoots dutch ponies*
Mr. Black: *Gets to top*
Con: *Gets to top* Wait. Where did he go? *Looking around*
The campana, bell starts to ring.
Con: *Continues looking*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Grabs Mr. Black, and jumps onto glassroof*
They fell through, and Con dropped his gun
Mr. Black: *On working platform*
Con: *Pulls rope*
Mr. Black: *Falls*
Con: *Jumps down*
Mr. Black: *grabs pipe*
Con: *Kicks Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Swings pipe*
Con: *Ducks*
Mr. Black: *Swings again*
Con: *Takes pipe*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Hits Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Goes for gun*
Con: *Breaks Mr. Black's neck*
P was calling Con on his phone
Con: *Answers call*
P: te had to kill him. te couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well te better if te want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?
Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.
Con: *In backstage area*
P: te know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch pony 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*
In the opera house
Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the mostra gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.
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Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims fucile at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: te bastard, we won't fail. David, what do te think?
Con: I think te need to find a più private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? te detto this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the pony that just detto that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are te sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't domanda me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: te missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch pony 109*
Dutch pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.
Con: *Running to superiore, in alto of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch pony 356: *Lowering rope*
Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.
Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch pony 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch pony 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch pony 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch pony 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch pony 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch pony 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch pony 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch pony 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch pony 356*
Dutch pony 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch pony 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*
The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.
Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are te 0007?
Con: Yes. And te are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do te need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! te weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T te HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are te going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: te did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five stella, star hotel, right?
Lola: How would te settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have te disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When te get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all te need.
successivo morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.
Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell te a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how te could take somepony from one place to another. My mother detto when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here te are te too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, te are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take te back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are te anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know te could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
random pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't te say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.
And so, Con called an ambulanza for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.
When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.
Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.
Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where te were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied te to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* te didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries te told me to get.
Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.
Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
scrivania, reception Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
scrivania, reception Clerk: Alright, thank te for staying with us. We hope te come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
scrivania, reception Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least detto thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits successivo to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank te for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do te do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do te like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did te stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's te drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do te have to say about it?
Police Pony: te are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: te detto we'd go to the airport.
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and da the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.
Con: *Stops car successivo to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help te with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?
Ten minuti later
Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did te give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted te at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's secondo in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.
Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.
Lola: What was that?
Dutch pony 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch pony 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch pony 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian pony 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and confermare the kill.
Dutch pony 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Lost him.
Con: Good.
Dutch pony 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch pony 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch pony 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*
Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.
Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*
The plane explodes
Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*
They both fell in a sinkhole.
Con, and Lola survived the fall, but the helicopter found them.
Con: This way. *Runs away from helicopter*
Russians: *Jump into sinkhole*
Con: Come on!
Lola: *Following Con*
Russians: *Shooting at Lola*
Con: Get down *Hiding under rock*
Lola: *Hiding under rock*
Russians: *Go past*
Con: Stay here *Gets out from under rock*
Lola: *stays under rock*
Con: *K.O's russian soldier*
Two russian Soldiers: *Aiming pistole at Con*
Con: *Shoots russian soldiers*
Lola: *Waiting under rock*
Con: Come on, it's safe.
Lola: *gets out from under rock*
The helicopter pilot was aiming rockets at them
Con: Take cover.
Helicopter Pilot: *Shoots rocket*
Lola: *Gets down*
Helicopter Pilot: *shoots another rocket*
Con: *Sees RPG* Hmm. Look what was left behind. *Runs toward rocket*
Helicopter Pilot: *Shooting machine gun*
Con: *Makes it to RPG*
Lola: Be careful!
Con: *Shoots rocket at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *gets hit, and loses altitude*
Lola: *Looks at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *Crashes*
Con: *walks to Lola* Everything is okay now.
Lola: *Shivering*
Con: You're freezing. Take my jacket. *Gives giacca to Lola*
Lola: *Puts on jacket*
Con: We got to find a way out of here. *walks towards pile of rocks*
Lola: We have to climb those rocks?
Con: Yeah. *Climbs up rocks*
Lola: *Climbs up rocks*
Con: It's funny. I remember being here before, but there was never a pile of rocks, and this was a river bed. *Gets to superiore, in alto of rocks*
Lola: *Climbing up*
Con: *sees lots of water* That explains it.
Lola: *Makes it to top* What does?
Con: This huge pile of water being blocked off da these rocks. Yolo isn't after the oil. He's after the water, preventing anypony from having it.
Con was right. In a small town near the sinkhole, everypony was complaining about the water. Why? Because there wasn't any.
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.
Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag successivo to her* ciao Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, o at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.
Soon, they arrived at the airport.
Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.
But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.
Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send te back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If te don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. te don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! te listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when te told me not to kill anypony, but I told te that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what te have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if te guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help te stop Yolo, and I'll let te do whatever te want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll diviso, spalato the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.
And in Canterlot
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.
Yolo: The giorno is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when te need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would te gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On superiore, in alto of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do te hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building
Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!
The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.
Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are te not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because te keep slapping me, and asking me questions.
Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*
The explosion caused da Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.
Russian Captain: *Mesmerized da explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: te can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* te stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*
The fuoco caused da the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.
Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the bacheca so that they could escape.
Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*
Twenty minuti later
Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car successivo to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do te want to survive, o not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would te want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, te actually care about your work now.
Con: te could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where te get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are te going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, te may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if te get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: te bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*
After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.
Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank te Con. Thank te for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*
Two days later, chihuahua Mexico. It's raining
Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who te are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know te are. Your cover has been blown, and te need to leave now. As for te *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles te want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did te get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want te back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.
The End
Created da Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch pony 5: *Sitting successivo to Dutch pony 13*
Dutch pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch pony 35: *Sitting successivo to Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Follows Dutch pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots window*
Con: *Spinning out*
Truck driver: *honks horn*
Con: *Regains control*
Dutch pony 13: *Following Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Following Con*
Con: *Passes truck*
Truck: *Hits Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Turns right*
Dutch pony 13: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes police officer*
Cop: Attention all units. Two cars just passed da going over the limit. One of them was a white Aston Maretin.
Con: *Passes intersection*
random pony: *Driving steamroller*
Dutch pony 13: *Floors it*
random Pony: *Hits dutch pony 13*
Con: *Looks at damaged car*
Con made it to the hideout, but his car was seriously damaged.
Con: *Gets out of car*
Mr. Black: *In trunk*
Con: *Opens trunk*
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane story
Quantum Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Sea Swirl as Lola
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
Henry as Mr. Foust
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Zorran as Frank
Zebedee as Yolo
Zak as Pogo
Zip as David
Zug as Max
Disneyfan333's OC
Daredevil as Mr. Black
Cars provided da
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Aston Maretin - Aston Martin
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Fillys - Willys
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Meuzda - Mazda
Enjoy the rest of the song
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P
Con: This is the pony that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look te guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all te have to say, we're going to take te to Canterlot with us.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con, after him. Make sure he's brought back to me alive.
Con: *Runs after Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Running in sewer*
Con: *Follows Mr. Black*
Dutch pony 75: *Gets in Con's way*
Con: *Shoots Dutch pony 75*
Mr. Black: *Climbs up ladder*
At the superiore, in alto of the ladder
Fancy Ponies: *eating lunch at a luxury diner*
Mr. Black: *Opens manhole at superiore, in alto of ladder*
Fancy Ponies: Oh! *Move out of way*
Mr. Black: Continue on with your cena *Runs away*
Con: *Comes out of hole*
Mr: Black: *Runs in campana, bell tower*
Con: *Goes in campana, bell tower*
As they ran to the top, some dutch ponies on the rooftops tried to shoot Con through the windows of the campana, bell tower
Con: *Shoots dutch ponies*
Mr. Black: *Gets to top*
Con: *Gets to top* Wait. Where did he go? *Looking around*
The campana, bell starts to ring.
Con: *Continues looking*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Grabs Mr. Black, and jumps onto glassroof*
They fell through, and Con dropped his gun
Mr. Black: *On working platform*
Con: *Pulls rope*
Mr. Black: *Falls*
Con: *Jumps down*
Mr. Black: *grabs pipe*
Con: *Kicks Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Swings pipe*
Con: *Ducks*
Mr. Black: *Swings again*
Con: *Takes pipe*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Hits Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Goes for gun*
Con: *Breaks Mr. Black's neck*
P was calling Con on his phone
Con: *Answers call*
P: te had to kill him. te couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well te better if te want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?
Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.
Con: *In backstage area*
P: te know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch pony 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*
In the opera house
Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the mostra gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.
Song: link
Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims fucile at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: te bastard, we won't fail. David, what do te think?
Con: I think te need to find a più private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? te detto this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the pony that just detto that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are te sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't domanda me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: te missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch pony 109*
Dutch pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.
Con: *Running to superiore, in alto of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch pony 356: *Lowering rope*
Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.
Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch pony 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch pony 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch pony 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch pony 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch pony 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch pony 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch pony 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch pony 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch pony 356*
Dutch pony 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch pony 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*
The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.
Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are te 0007?
Con: Yes. And te are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do te need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! te weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T te HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are te going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: te did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five stella, star hotel, right?
Lola: How would te settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have te disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When te get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all te need.
successivo morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.
Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell te a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how te could take somepony from one place to another. My mother detto when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here te are te too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, te are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take te back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are te anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know te could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
random pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't te say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.
And so, Con called an ambulanza for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.
When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.
Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.
Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where te were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied te to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* te didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries te told me to get.
Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.
Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
scrivania, reception Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
scrivania, reception Clerk: Alright, thank te for staying with us. We hope te come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
scrivania, reception Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least detto thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits successivo to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank te for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do te do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do te like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did te stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's te drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do te have to say about it?
Police Pony: te are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: te detto we'd go to the airport.
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and da the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.
Con: *Stops car successivo to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help te with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?
Ten minuti later
Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did te give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted te at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's secondo in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.
Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.
Lola: What was that?
Dutch pony 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch pony 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch pony 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian pony 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and confermare the kill.
Dutch pony 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Lost him.
Con: Good.
Dutch pony 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch pony 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch pony 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*
Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.
Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*
The plane explodes
Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*
They both fell in a sinkhole.
Con, and Lola survived the fall, but the helicopter found them.
Con: This way. *Runs away from helicopter*
Russians: *Jump into sinkhole*
Con: Come on!
Lola: *Following Con*
Russians: *Shooting at Lola*
Con: Get down *Hiding under rock*
Lola: *Hiding under rock*
Russians: *Go past*
Con: Stay here *Gets out from under rock*
Lola: *stays under rock*
Con: *K.O's russian soldier*
Two russian Soldiers: *Aiming pistole at Con*
Con: *Shoots russian soldiers*
Lola: *Waiting under rock*
Con: Come on, it's safe.
Lola: *gets out from under rock*
The helicopter pilot was aiming rockets at them
Con: Take cover.
Helicopter Pilot: *Shoots rocket*
Lola: *Gets down*
Helicopter Pilot: *shoots another rocket*
Con: *Sees RPG* Hmm. Look what was left behind. *Runs toward rocket*
Helicopter Pilot: *Shooting machine gun*
Con: *Makes it to RPG*
Lola: Be careful!
Con: *Shoots rocket at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *gets hit, and loses altitude*
Lola: *Looks at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *Crashes*
Con: *walks to Lola* Everything is okay now.
Lola: *Shivering*
Con: You're freezing. Take my jacket. *Gives giacca to Lola*
Lola: *Puts on jacket*
Con: We got to find a way out of here. *walks towards pile of rocks*
Lola: We have to climb those rocks?
Con: Yeah. *Climbs up rocks*
Lola: *Climbs up rocks*
Con: It's funny. I remember being here before, but there was never a pile of rocks, and this was a river bed. *Gets to superiore, in alto of rocks*
Lola: *Climbing up*
Con: *sees lots of water* That explains it.
Lola: *Makes it to top* What does?
Con: This huge pile of water being blocked off da these rocks. Yolo isn't after the oil. He's after the water, preventing anypony from having it.
Con was right. In a small town near the sinkhole, everypony was complaining about the water. Why? Because there wasn't any.
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.
Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag successivo to her* ciao Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, o at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.
Soon, they arrived at the airport.
Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.
But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.
Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send te back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If te don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. te don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! te listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when te told me not to kill anypony, but I told te that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what te have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if te guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help te stop Yolo, and I'll let te do whatever te want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll diviso, spalato the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.
And in Canterlot
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.
Yolo: The giorno is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when te need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would te gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On superiore, in alto of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do te hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building
Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!
The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.
Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are te not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because te keep slapping me, and asking me questions.
Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*
The explosion caused da Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.
Russian Captain: *Mesmerized da explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: te can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* te stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*
The fuoco caused da the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.
Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the bacheca so that they could escape.
Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*
Twenty minuti later
Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car successivo to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do te want to survive, o not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would te want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, te actually care about your work now.
Con: te could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where te get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are te going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, te may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if te get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: te bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*
After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.
Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank te Con. Thank te for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*
Two days later, chihuahua Mexico. It's raining
Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who te are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know te are. Your cover has been blown, and te need to leave now. As for te *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles te want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did te get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want te back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.
The End
Created da Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
