Bob Newhart
This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.
Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.
Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your giorno been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with te three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his car.
Mr. Carlin: Just do somepony a favor, okay?
Bob: Mr. Carlin, if te want your car to be washed, but don't feel like doing it yourself, go to a carwash.
Mr. Carlin: That costs money. I want somepony to do it for free.
Bob: I don't think that's possible. You'll have to pay the ponies that wash your car.
Mr. Carlin: I don't have enough money to get a carwash though.
Bob: Do te have any kids?
Mr. Carlin: Only one. Why?
Bob: I know a lot of colts, and fillies that like to have fun with water, sponges, and everything used for cleaning a car. Perhaps your little pony would like to clean the car for free.
Mr. Carlin: Yeah. Good idea.
Bob: Excellent, I'm glad we could fix this. So, is that the only problem?
Lily: Yes, thank te for helping us.
Bob: Alright, te three come back anytime te have another problem.
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Howard: *On smartphone*
Emily: Howard?
Howard: Yes?
Emily: How long have te been on my phone?
Howard: Oh, this was yours? I've been playing caramelle Crush for so long, that I forgot.
Emily: How many lives do I have left?
Howard: One.
Bob: *Enters his apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily. *sees Howard on smartphone* Need extra lives Howard?
Howard: Oh no, this is Emily's phone.
Bob: Well, don't te have your own phone?
Howard: I used to, but it got destroyed on the last plane I had to fly.
Bob: How?
Howard: Let's just say I was too busy to see where I was sitting.
Bob: Oh, I see.
Emily: How was your giorno dear?
Bob: It was alright. I had three ponies come in, because one of them tried to create some slavery over a carwash.
Emily: Well, te don't have to worry about that anymore. I just finished preparing dinner. te two can eat whenever you're ready.
Howard: Alright, just as soon as I... *Fails level* What?! When did a bomb get there?
Bob: ciao Howard, how about we have some chicken, instead of a rage?
Howard: *Puts phone on table* Okay.
2 B continued
Emily
Mr. Carlin
Howard
Pegasus acero Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy orso waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. acero got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed da Gummy. acero lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up da Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to letto herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to letto da Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, acero was going to have a very different giorno today.
