da the anno 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the anno that a pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called te here.
arcobaleno Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest full of valuables worth at least 100,000 bits.
Rarity: What kind of valuables?
Pinkie Pie: Anything from Jewelry to diamonds.
Rarity: I'm in.
Applejack: If it's real, Ah'm in as well.
Fluttershy: I don't know.
Twilight Sparkle: We're all going, why can't you?
Fluttershy: It's not ours, and that's stealing.
arcobaleno Dash: We're not stealing if someone left it in the ground.
Pinkie Pie: She's right. We must go now!
At the Manehattan docks Pinkie got her pirate crew set up.
Pinkie Pie: I shall drive the ship.
Applejack: Me, and Twilight will be the chefs.
arcobaleno Dash: I will be captain.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! I already chose the captain.
Twilight: Is it you?
Pinkie Pie: no.
Fluttershy: Is it any of these ponies? *points at background ponies & OC's*
Pinkie Pie: Nope. I chose someone that can get us out of nearly any situation.
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.
arcobaleno Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
arcobaleno Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
arcobaleno Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.
The barca then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every pony sing a song.
Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. ciao ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
arcobaleno Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any pony singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. ciao ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
arcobaleno Dash: really? I Amore to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I Amore to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
arcobaleno Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. ciao ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
arcobaleno Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't te Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. ciao ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and Ribelle - The Brave and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!
The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.
Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly puledro eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every pony in my quarters?
At the captain's quarters
Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are te from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So te created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.
Later that night.
Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?
At my quarters
Sean: *looks at sky*
arcobaleno Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: ciao Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are te doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are te thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.
Seventeen years fa
Stalliongrad December 30, 2014
Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
arcobaleno Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
arcobaleno Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
pony alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. te may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!
Now we are in another city.
Blaze: te idiot. te took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think te mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
arcobaleno Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
arcobaleno Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: te think te can kill me?
arcobaleno Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
arcobaleno Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets arcobaleno Dash on fire*
arcobaleno Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*
Back to today.
Sean: Such a terrible time.
arcobaleno Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: applejack risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past o are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!
Rarity & applejack were having a conversation when...
Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap applejack & Rarity*
Sean: ciao Dash can te get applejack for me?
arcobaleno Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist pony 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.
Inside the ship
Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are te gonna do to me? Why do te hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set te on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
arcobaleno Dash: ciao Applejack? Sean wants te to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
arcobaleno Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?
arcobaleno Dash brought the traitors to be punished.
Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: arcobaleno Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea te give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order te to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza spot for this.
arcobaleno Dash: *locks map in safe*
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT cabina FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: cabina FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every pony sing! I've got cabina fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got cabina fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got cabina fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got cabina fever, we've Lost what sense we had! We've got cabina fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner da the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail o sink. swing yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got cabina fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, o buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got cabina fever, I think I Lost my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: cabina fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten secondi flat* cabina fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are te talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.
Twilight: te two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. te better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't te use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting te guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist pony 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist pony 4: I'm getting low on fuel!
That night on the island
Pinkie Pie: te kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now te work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be Friends with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have te seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did te come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: te just hit me. Why should I tell you?
arcobaleno Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are te alright?
arcobaleno Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.
Back at the island
Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't te take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it o te die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.
Pinkie Pie: This is fake. te just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.
But she did. arcobaleno Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.
Pinkie Pie: Danke arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't te say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist pony 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.
Back on the island.
Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed pony 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back te cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
arcobaleno Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight te basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
arcobaleno Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how te like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
arcobaleno Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill arcobaleno Dash then te have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill applejack & Gummie, then te have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.
And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.
Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are te doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd te get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: te were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: te died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money più then te do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? te being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it più then te do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are te going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.
The successivo giorno Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.
The End.
Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called te here.
arcobaleno Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest full of valuables worth at least 100,000 bits.
Rarity: What kind of valuables?
Pinkie Pie: Anything from Jewelry to diamonds.
Rarity: I'm in.
Applejack: If it's real, Ah'm in as well.
Fluttershy: I don't know.
Twilight Sparkle: We're all going, why can't you?
Fluttershy: It's not ours, and that's stealing.
arcobaleno Dash: We're not stealing if someone left it in the ground.
Pinkie Pie: She's right. We must go now!
At the Manehattan docks Pinkie got her pirate crew set up.
Pinkie Pie: I shall drive the ship.
Applejack: Me, and Twilight will be the chefs.
arcobaleno Dash: I will be captain.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! I already chose the captain.
Twilight: Is it you?
Pinkie Pie: no.
Fluttershy: Is it any of these ponies? *points at background ponies & OC's*
Pinkie Pie: Nope. I chose someone that can get us out of nearly any situation.
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.
arcobaleno Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
arcobaleno Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
arcobaleno Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.
The barca then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every pony sing a song.
Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. ciao ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
arcobaleno Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any pony singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. ciao ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
arcobaleno Dash: really? I Amore to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I Amore to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
arcobaleno Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. ciao ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
arcobaleno Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't te Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. ciao ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and Ribelle - The Brave and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!
The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.
Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly puledro eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every pony in my quarters?
At the captain's quarters
Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are te from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So te created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.
Later that night.
Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?
At my quarters
Sean: *looks at sky*
arcobaleno Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: ciao Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are te doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are te thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.
Seventeen years fa
Stalliongrad December 30, 2014
Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
arcobaleno Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
arcobaleno Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
pony alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. te may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!
Now we are in another city.
Blaze: te idiot. te took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think te mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
arcobaleno Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
arcobaleno Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: te think te can kill me?
arcobaleno Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
arcobaleno Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets arcobaleno Dash on fire*
arcobaleno Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*
Back to today.
Sean: Such a terrible time.
arcobaleno Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: applejack risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past o are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!
Rarity & applejack were having a conversation when...
Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap applejack & Rarity*
Sean: ciao Dash can te get applejack for me?
arcobaleno Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist pony 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.
Inside the ship
Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are te gonna do to me? Why do te hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set te on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
arcobaleno Dash: ciao Applejack? Sean wants te to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
arcobaleno Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?
arcobaleno Dash brought the traitors to be punished.
Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: arcobaleno Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea te give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order te to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza spot for this.
arcobaleno Dash: *locks map in safe*
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT cabina FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: cabina FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every pony sing! I've got cabina fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got cabina fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got cabina fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got cabina fever, we've Lost what sense we had! We've got cabina fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner da the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail o sink. swing yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got cabina fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, o buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got cabina fever, I think I Lost my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: cabina fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten secondi flat* cabina fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are te talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.
Twilight: te two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. te better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't te use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting te guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist pony 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist pony 4: I'm getting low on fuel!
That night on the island
Pinkie Pie: te kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now te work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be Friends with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have te seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did te come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: te just hit me. Why should I tell you?
arcobaleno Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are te alright?
arcobaleno Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.
Back at the island
Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't te take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it o te die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.
Pinkie Pie: This is fake. te just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.
But she did. arcobaleno Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.
Pinkie Pie: Danke arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't te say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist pony 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.
Back on the island.
Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed pony 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back te cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
arcobaleno Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight te basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
arcobaleno Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how te like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
arcobaleno Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill arcobaleno Dash then te have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill applejack & Gummie, then te have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.
And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.
Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are te doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd te get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: te were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: te died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money più then te do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? te being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it più then te do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are te going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.
The successivo giorno Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.
The End.
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