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 Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! te overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are te talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made it. *Looks around* And I can tell today is going to be a busy day.
Ponies: *Driving Taxis to station*

Theme Song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A Ponies On The Rails fanfiction

Foreign Visitor

Starring

Pierce Hawkins - AKA Hawkeye From Seanthehedgehog

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Nikki West From Jade_23

Ponies: *Getting out of Taxis, and goes into station*
Station Master: Welcome.
Pony: Hi. One ticket for North Platte, Neighbraska.
Station Master: Coming right up. *Gets ticket* That'll be five dollars.
Pony: *Pays station master, then runs to platform*

Also Starring

Snowflake & Orion Stardust From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

NocturnalMirage From NochurnalMirage

And Introducing new characters

Mike Gonzo, and Benny From Seanthehedgehog

Ponies: *Getting onto train*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Getting train ready for departure, then blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of station slowly*

As Hawkeye was leaving the station, Metal Gloss passed da driving a freight train.

Stylo: Your special somepony just passed by.
Hawkeye: I noticed.

As Metal Gloss was driving her freight train passed Hawkeye's passenger train, a Burlington Route freight went across a bridge going over the track that Metal Gloss' train was on.

Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle*
Nikki: *Driving a freight train with engines from her Railway*
Snowflake: *In her yard tower* Attention everypony, we have two freight trains coming in. Get ready.
Yard Workers: *Getting to their spots*
Metal Gloss: I'll go first. *Backing her freight train into the yards*
Nikki: *Waits in her train*
Yard Worker: *Uncouples Metal Gloss' engine from her train* Get your engine to the servicing facility.
Metal Gloss: Right. Thanks. *Drives her engine to the servicing facility*
Orion: te ready Mirage?
Mirage: Ready when te are 'Rion.
Orion: *Drives switcher to Metal Gloss' freight train*
Yard Worker: *Couples switcher to freight train* Push it over the hump.
Orion: *Drives slowly*
Snowflake: *Watching Orion, and Mirage work*
Orion: *Waves to Snowflake*
Snowflake: *Smiles*
Yard Worker: *Uncouples caboose from train*

The caboose rolled down the hill, and went onto a track going left. It stopped near a bunch of other cabooses.

Yard Worker 3: Keep the first three cars coupled together, and uncouple the third car from the rest of the train.
Yard Worker: *Uncouples third car from the train*

The first three freight cars rolled down the hill, and towards another train in the yard.

Yard Worker 3: Coming up successivo are four tank cars. Leave the first two together, and uncouple the secondo one from the rest of them.
Yard Worker: *Uncouples first two tank cars from the rest of the train*

Meanwhile at the servicing facility.

Metal Gloss: *Stops engine at the servicing facility*
Worker: Hi Miss. Gloss. I see te got another engine for me to fix.
Metal Gloss: Well it's not broken, but it could use some extra grease, and oil.
Worker: I'll keep that in mind.
Metal Gloss: Alright, thanks. *Walks away*
Orion: *Slowly pushes freight train over hump*
Metal Gloss: *Carefully walks over train tracks, and continues walking towards the train station*
Yard Worker 4: ciao Metal Gloss, wait up.
Metal Gloss: *Stops walking, and looks at the yard worker* What's the matter?
Yard Worker: I need te to tell Pete something for me.
Metal Gloss: Sure. What is it?

2 B continued

Also starring these characters from S.T.H

Pete
Percy
Jeff
Gordon
 The Burlington Route train going over the bridge
The Burlington Route train going over the bridge
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Chevrolet
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 23c4rftyhuj
random dialectics

Hello and welcome to random dialectics! It has been più than a anno since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the successivo few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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Source: Deviantart
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with arcobaleno Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... te are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without te they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mese is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad culo reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: te won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: te won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe te pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're te heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are te going!?

Master Sword: Didn't te hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the detto bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret voti from Shining Armor. Thank te Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Gesù has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then sposta our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and arcobaleno Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mese award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If te were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let te in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are te saying te KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making random words to make this articolo long enough....
arcobaleno Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was più like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arcobaleno Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are te sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To te maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? te guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what te say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. te going...
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I thought I would have più ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till successivo time my dear fan :)

I'm suppose to write più words so here's random Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she detto yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: te shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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