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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arcobaleno Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic mostra
One day, arcobaleno Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
arcobaleno Dash: *Sits at a tavolo with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied da chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black superiore, in alto hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. te don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a pony te idiots!
Screwball: Five minuti before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minuti are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt più like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to mostra te some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, arcobaleno Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
arcobaleno Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
arcobaleno Dash: *Goes onto stage*
pony 46: That's not fair!
pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
arcobaleno Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and arcobaleno Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, arcobaleno Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on superiore, in alto of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sits in sede, sedile successivo to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are te doing here?!
arcobaleno Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: te can be polite da getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets back to sede, sedile in truck successivo to Screwball* Did te miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to punch, punzone arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are te okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, sposta it!
arcobaleno Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If te could sposta your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't te go anywhere?!
arcobaleno Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
arcobaleno Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
arcobaleno Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, arcobaleno Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
arcobaleno Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
arcobaleno Dash: Are te okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
arcobaleno Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arcobaleno Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic mostra
One day, arcobaleno Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
arcobaleno Dash: *Sits at a tavolo with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied da chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black superiore, in alto hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. te don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a pony te idiots!
Screwball: Five minuti before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minuti are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt più like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to mostra te some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, arcobaleno Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
arcobaleno Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
arcobaleno Dash: *Goes onto stage*
pony 46: That's not fair!
pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
arcobaleno Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and arcobaleno Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, arcobaleno Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on superiore, in alto of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sits in sede, sedile successivo to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are te doing here?!
arcobaleno Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: te can be polite da getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets back to sede, sedile in truck successivo to Screwball* Did te miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to punch, punzone arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are te okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, sposta it!
arcobaleno Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If te could sposta your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't te go anywhere?!
arcobaleno Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
arcobaleno Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
arcobaleno Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, arcobaleno Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
arcobaleno Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
arcobaleno Dash: Are te okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
arcobaleno Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nube, nuvola of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nube, nuvola of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.