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 Sean's car
Sean's car
Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police pony was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes te think te can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: te mean te don't remember what te did? te robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from te fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man, I was just wonderin' about dat. What the hell are te using a nice car like that for? Aren't te worried about getting it wrecked?
DIspatch: Attention all units, we've got a segnala on three muscle cars containing stolen walkie talkies. The suspects are about to leave City Limits.
Sean: Excuse me. *Goes to car, and risposte call* MN-402, roger. I'll deal with te three scumbags later. *Gets in car, and drives away*
Gangster 1: Should we run for it?
Gangster 3: No dude. He might be bluffing. Let's stay here.
Sean: *Gets stopped da another cop*
Jeff: I'm going with you.
Sean: Come on Sarge, I'm a detective. I can do this myself.
Jeff: I want to go with you.
Sean: Fine. Get in, but no foul ups.
Jeff: *Gets in car* Your wish is my command.
Sean: I was afraid about that. *Drives to highway*

Speaking of the highway.

Night Frizz: Hey, what if I told te that a cop was chasing me?
Ryan: We'd floor it, and get away from him.
Mirage: What's a cop doing chasing you?
Night Frizz: He thought I parked too close to a fuoco hydrant. He detto I had to be ten hooves o più away from it, and I was.
Mirage: He didn't believe you?
Night Frizz: That's right.
Mirage: Some cops are like that.
Blazin' Blue: Me, Ryan, and Saten Twist did something that got the cops after us. It's all Saten Twist's fault.
Saten Twist: Don't go blaming it on me, te could've talked me out of stealing those walkie talkies.
Ryan: Better idea. te could've bought them.
Master Sword: *Driving successivo to Night Frizz, then talks on loudspeaker* Hello ma'am. Did te miss me?
Mirage: I think we should floor it.
Ryan: Correct.

So the five of them drove away from Master Sword.

Master Sword: Oh no te don't. I want to get promoted to Sargent!
Sean: *Drives onto highway, then puts on sirens*
Jeff: Looks like we got another officer here to give us a hoof.
Sean: He's just got a standard police car. We have a convertibile, convertible that can haul ass.
Jeff: But if we had a time traveling Delorean that reached 88 miles an hour, everypony would be seeing some serious shit.
Sean: Stop making that reference. Please!
Master Sword: *Gets on walkie talkie* Hey, what are te doing using a Foallari as police work? Aren't te afraid it'll get damaged?
Sean: No! Otherwise I wouldn't use it.
Master Sword: Just asking.

The two cops drove da Saten Twist. Master Sword was on the left, and Sean was on the right.

Ryan: Looks like the cops really want te Saten.
Saten Twist: Why not? I'm crazy.
Blazin' Blue: Well, at least I'm in front of all te guys.
Saten Twist: Okay. Ryan, Night Frizz, Mirage, te listening to me?
Ryan, Night Frizz, and Mirage: Yeah.
Saten Twist: On my go, put your brakes on.
Ryan, Night Frizz, and Mirage: Okay.
Master Sword: I'm gonna hit him.
Sean: Me too.
Jeff: I don't think that's a good idea.
Sean: Shut up.
Saten Twist: Now. *Applies brakes*
Ryan, Night Frizz, and Mirage: *Applies brakes*
Master Sword & Sean: *Crash into each other*

The four ponies then passed the cops, and caught up with Blazin' Blue.

Sean: *Gets out, and stares at the front of his car* My car. Look what you've done to my beautiful car!
Master Sword: Well, te did say that te weren't worried about damaging it so...
Jeff: I warned te that was a bad idea.
Sean: Oh shut up. Nopony asked for your opinion.

After the argument, they started off again to stop the five ponies in their muscle cars.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
culo culo Inn

Starring arcobaleno Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arcobaleno as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the culo culo Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a Pianoforte falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the Pianoforte into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought...
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