This isn't pony related, but I think I should tell te people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, più commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.
It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and other heretics. Vlad III would have a pretty big grudge against these types of people when he would come into rule.
When Vlad did come into rule, he was at war against the Ottoman Empire, and he would do some pretty nasty things to his Turkish enemies, as well as innocent people, be they Turkish o not, and it would all be very bloody, such as nailing heads, severe hacking and disembowlment. However, his preferito method of torture and murder was impalement, whereas a long and sharp wooden pole is shoved up a person's rectum, sometimes through the stomach o abdomen. The victim would slowly slide down the pole, having whatever insides destroyed. Pretty evil way to murder, because the death is slow and extremely painful. He would even eat while watching people die from impalement.
His bloodlust didn't stop there. He would destroy villages, burn children and have their parents eat them, and kill sick and poor people just because he hated the weaklings. He even murdered his own wife! His preferito drink? Blood. He deserved to die in 1476/7. He must have believed that Satan would not grant him access to Hell upon death, but that can't be true because of his great and violent sins. He's probably getting hacked da sword-wielding demons, which would probably be appropriate because of his bloodlust and what he did in his mortal life.
For information, I used Wikipedia and other sources from Google. If there's anything I need to add o remove, o if there's a need for revision, do tell me. Thanks for reading.
It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and other heretics. Vlad III would have a pretty big grudge against these types of people when he would come into rule.
When Vlad did come into rule, he was at war against the Ottoman Empire, and he would do some pretty nasty things to his Turkish enemies, as well as innocent people, be they Turkish o not, and it would all be very bloody, such as nailing heads, severe hacking and disembowlment. However, his preferito method of torture and murder was impalement, whereas a long and sharp wooden pole is shoved up a person's rectum, sometimes through the stomach o abdomen. The victim would slowly slide down the pole, having whatever insides destroyed. Pretty evil way to murder, because the death is slow and extremely painful. He would even eat while watching people die from impalement.
His bloodlust didn't stop there. He would destroy villages, burn children and have their parents eat them, and kill sick and poor people just because he hated the weaklings. He even murdered his own wife! His preferito drink? Blood. He deserved to die in 1476/7. He must have believed that Satan would not grant him access to Hell upon death, but that can't be true because of his great and violent sins. He's probably getting hacked da sword-wielding demons, which would probably be appropriate because of his bloodlust and what he did in his mortal life.
For information, I used Wikipedia and other sources from Google. If there's anything I need to add o remove, o if there's a need for revision, do tell me. Thanks for reading.
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castello hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue pony that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she detto her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) detto Dark shadow. Run! detto smeraldo and twilight. What are we going to! detto Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! detto Twilight.
(Roar!) detto dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us detto Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped detto Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the successivo part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
o else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arcobaleno Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
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Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
o else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arcobaleno Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved da many. I made them laugh. Then one giorno I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that ciao apologized! She's giving te a focaccina, muffin negozio right successivo to my cupcake shop! OMG and te get to have me throw te a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved da many. I made them laugh. Then one giorno I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that ciao apologized! She's giving te a focaccina, muffin negozio right successivo to my cupcake shop! OMG and te get to have me throw te a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")