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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest stella, star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.

Song: link

Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet te can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store pony a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
pony 92: *Walks out of Musica store with a Rock & Roll record*
pony 34: Hey, what did te get there?
pony 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling te about.
pony 34: My parents are going out to cena tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
pony 74: *Takes a picture*
pony 95: Nice. We gotta mostra these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here te are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
pony 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*

Meanwhile at a pizzeria.

Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: te got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: te got it.
pony 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
pony 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets fuoco hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!

As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.

Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet te were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!

The chemical car was going ten miles an ora when it crashed into another row of freight cars.

Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*

Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.

Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*

The Musica fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.

Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to baciare you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another pony working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Metal Gloss: That's the pony I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Hawkeye: When?
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least baciare te one più time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I Amore you.
Metal Gloss: I know te do. Bye. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Amore shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier da window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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posted by flippy_fan210
If te don't like/know creepypasta, te won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of birra and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben detto as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, o fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do te plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...
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Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: te too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The giorno is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when te need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would te gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On superiore, in alto of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do te hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where te were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied te to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...
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The successivo giorno came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this giorno was song composing (on Musica period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz detto to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...
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posted by Canada24
"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think te might be overreacting" applejack admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.


COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure te know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told te that te should......
Spike:Oh,why the fieno don't te stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get te a mice hole,for te to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: te had to kill him. te couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well te better if te want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: te know what you're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, te ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need te to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need te to go back to the base te used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear missile into Canterlot. te HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily