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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right successivo to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are te up to?
Hawkeye: Do te know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if te put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah. Watch Orion over there.
Orion: *Waiting in his engine*
Metal Gloss: *Puts rag in bucket, and puts it around the rails*

The griffon saw the bucket that Metal Gloss got her rag from. It detto grease, but it was really water.

Metal Gloss: All set to go.
Orion: Thank you. *Blows horn twice, and drives the train while ringing the bell*
Hawkeye: See how he got a good start there with his train?
Griffon: Yeah.
Hawkeye: Well now you'll have a good start just like him. *Gets greasy rag, and puts grease on the rails*
Stylo: *Watching Hawkeye put grease on the rails, and laughs*
Hawkeye: *Stops putting grease on the rails* Okay, you're all set.
Griffon: *Blows whistle twice, and puhses throttle*
Hawkeye: *Watching the wheels slip*
Griffon: *Pulls throttle, and pushes it again* Something is wrong here. Why isn't my train moving?

An inspector arrived with Pete to check on the griffon, and see how he was doing.

Inspector: Seems like he's trying to get his engine to pull a train too heavy.
Pete: *Sees buckets marked grease* I don't know about that.
Griffon: *Pushes the throttle, and his train still doesn't move. He puts the brakes on, and gets out of the train* What's happening?
Hawkeye: The train is too heavy.
Griffon: Don't lie to me, that grease doesn't do anything at all!
Inspector: Excuse me.
Griffon: *Looks at inspector* What do te want?
Inspector: I am a railway inspector, and your boss told me about having a griffon working on the railroad.
Griffon: And?
Pete: It hasn't gone good at all.
Inspector: What are te doing driving a train on greasy rails?
Griffon: *Points at Hawkeye* Him! He told me to put grease on the tracks for better traction.
Hawkeye: No. I told te it would give te less traction.
Inspector: I see. *Grabs griffon* I believe it's time to get your out of here.
Griffon: No! Let me go! *Struggles to get to Hawkeye* I'll get te for this!
Stephanie: *Arrives* How was it?
Hawkeye: Good.
Pete: What was that all about?
Hawkeye: We tricked someone who was più superior then us.
Pete: Oh, I see. te do realize now that we're short on engineers now.
Hawkeye: Yeah, and te detto now twice.
Stephanie: Maybe I could have a job here.
Pete: I'll talk to your boss, and see if he'll let te transfer from the Santa Ne to this railroad.

successivo morning was Stephanie's farewell party. Ryan, and Nikki came from the Southern Pacific to visit. The party was outside da the trainyard.

Song: link

Ponies: *Dancing*
Band Ponies: *On stage* Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby, Rock & Roll is here to stay. It will never die. It was meant to be that way, though I don't know why. I don't care what people say, Rock & Roll is here to stay.
Band Ponies: We don't care what people say, Rock & Roll is here to stay.
Singer: Rock & Roll will always be, I dig it to the end. It'll go down in history, just te watch my friends. Rock & Roll will always be, it'll go down in history.
Band Ponies: Rock & Roll will always be. It'll go down in history. Everybody rock. Everybody rock! Everybody rock. Everybody rock. Coooome on, everybody rock.
Everybody Rock & Roll. Everybody Rock & Roll. Everybody Rock & Roll. Everybody Rock & Roll. Cooome on. Everybody Rock, and roll.
Singer: Rock & Roll is here to stay. It will never die. It was meant to be that way, though I don't know why. I don't care what people say, Rock & Roll is here to stay. Rock & Roll will always be, I dig it to the end. It'll go down in history, just te watch my friends. Rock & Roll will always be, it'll go down in history. If te don't like Rock & Roll, think what you've been missin'. But if te like to bop, and stroll, come on down, and listen. Let's all start to have ball. Everybody Rock & Roll.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.

Pete was seen running from the station.

Hawkeye: Where have te been?
Pete: *Goes on stage, and talks into microphone* Yesterday, Stephanie made a request to transfer from the Santa Ne Railway to the Union Pacific. Her boss sent back a telegram, saying he approves the transfer.
Ponies: Yaay!!!!
Pete: And now another song for the special news!

Song: link

While the song was playing, Stephanie went over to Jeffery.

Stephanie: I'm really excited that I get to work on your railroad.
Jeff: Good for te Steph. May I ask te something?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Jeff: Percy detto te have a crush on me. Is that true?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Jeff: Well then. Here's what I have to say about it.. *Kisses Stephanie*
Hawkeye: *To Metal Gloss: We oughta do that.
Orion: Okay.
Hawkeye: No wait, Orion-
Orion: *Kisses Hawkeye*
Metal Gloss: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: No! I wanted Metal Gloss to baciare me.
Orion: Okay. *Kisses Hawkeye again*
Hawkeye: *Backs away from Orion, and runs away*
Metal Gloss: *Laughs*

The End

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Jeff, and Hawkeye get in an argument
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, te know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that te quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never detto anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess te should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: te should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. te could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for te to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minuti later. “Wow, how did te manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, arcobaleno Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: te must of been counting your blessings Chimney. te made bail.


Patrol board member: Do te believe, in your best judgment, that te have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like te can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, te let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out te two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, te have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. te could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice giorno in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: te sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are te girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause te only been here a week, and te keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good giorno at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* te know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, da looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask te a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that te wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, o something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello te two, what can I help te with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, te decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arcobaleno Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do te know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want te to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go da the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a pesce as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity detto slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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