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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are te sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To te maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? te guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what te say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. te going in o no-
Sweetie Belle: Ohh! All this talk of Red Rum. After this is over. Let's go buy some!
Scootaloo: Sounds like a pla-
Trixie: Guys! Can te please just go inside!
Crusaders: Okay. Okay..

Scootaloo: (to Sweetie Blle while going inside) Why have things been so weird lately?
Sweetie Belle: .... I Lost my virginity to a cucina blender last week.
Scootaloo: .......................... Yeah. Well.. Good luck with that.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Windwakerguy430 Ha. That was great. Love it

Seanthehedgehog The ending is hilarious.

BlondLionEzel LOL the ending! I

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Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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My Little pony

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Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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I WILL BE THE IRON PONY.

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Princess Luna and Celestia

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I Made This Fortune Teller Today

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ANOTHER Mini-Dump!

added by Tawnyjay

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Cold War Episode 2 "Hello Evil Me"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : te HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and te want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 10: Exile - part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2

Ha ha ha ha! te should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until te hear this successivo part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... te seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now te look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon te did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

“Do te have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer te a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are te sure, te don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the successivo part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... te know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here te go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got te a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant domanda mark, my friend....

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Under Pressure Part 14

posted by karinabrony

There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...

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Chapter 24

posted by Canada24

"How long do te suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. arcobaleno replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" arcobaleno asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" arcobaleno detto to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 10 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 1 Finale of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 10

Back From The Future

June 8, 1951

The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.

Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do...

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The Seven Up's Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the tronco of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the tronco of that car.
garage owner: What are te doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills box auto, garage owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: mostra business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...