Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostra where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arcobaleno Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first giorno of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now te will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots missile at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit da missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banana peel*
Derpy: Do te really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banana peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy te unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what te wrote down." detto Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, te wrote down, the letter N. te wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing più laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer detto this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." detto Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if te didn't say that word ever again." detto Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your preferito six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, da giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think te sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. te have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will te pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
più laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the cappuccio of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
successivo day, Princess Celestia was walking through her castello when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if te promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are te doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into random objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I detto I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, arcobaleno Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, arcobaleno Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Can't te see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are te going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arcobaleno Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
arcobaleno Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arcobaleno Dash looked inoltrare, avanti to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arcobaleno Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: detto arcobaleno Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Mind your own business te celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arcobaleno Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arcobaleno Dash? Have te been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of arcobaleno Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arcobaleno Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arcobaleno Dash, te are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one più letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There te are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if te don't ma******te in that video, I'll mostra everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have arcobaleno Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Hey, who are te calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: arcobaleno Dash, let's start with you.
arcobaleno Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arcobaleno Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arcobaleno Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: te know what? arcobaleno Dash, te take the board.
arcobaleno Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, te either have her do that to te somewhere private, o don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: te mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied da saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do te have for 400. Good choice." detto Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Giappone in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! Anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." detto Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are te a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of te is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do te take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Amore te too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare te say the color rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th bacheca somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in bacheca that says number 4* Would te look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
arcobaleno Dash: What letter did te get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well te wouldn't be laughing if te got a disrespectful letter like that.
arcobaleno Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arcobaleno Dash!
A light was shining on her, and angeli started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her recente marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and Film about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking te who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back sede, sedile singing, I wanna hold your five figura, fico Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the Amore of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* te didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: te couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are te going to stop being a coward?
arcobaleno Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy più roles in this mostra later on. As for the rest of the video, the successivo part will mostra the good times me, and my Friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first giorno of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now te will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots missile at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit da missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banana peel*
Derpy: Do te really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banana peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy te unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what te wrote down." detto Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, te wrote down, the letter N. te wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing più laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer detto this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." detto Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if te didn't say that word ever again." detto Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your preferito six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, da giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think te sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. te have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will te pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
più laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the cappuccio of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
successivo day, Princess Celestia was walking through her castello when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if te promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are te doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into random objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I detto I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, arcobaleno Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, arcobaleno Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Can't te see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are te going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
arcobaleno Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
arcobaleno Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: arcobaleno Dash looked inoltrare, avanti to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, arcobaleno Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: detto arcobaleno Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Mind your own business te celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, arcobaleno Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on arcobaleno Dash? Have te been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of arcobaleno Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And arcobaleno Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arcobaleno Dash, te are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one più letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There te are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if te don't ma******te in that video, I'll mostra everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have arcobaleno Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Hey, who are te calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: arcobaleno Dash, let's start with you.
arcobaleno Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arcobaleno Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arcobaleno Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: te know what? arcobaleno Dash, te take the board.
arcobaleno Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, te either have her do that to te somewhere private, o don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: te mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied da saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do te have for 400. Good choice." detto Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Giappone in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! Anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." detto Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are te a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of te is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do te take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Amore te too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare te say the color rosa is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th bacheca somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in bacheca that says number 4* Would te look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
arcobaleno Dash: What letter did te get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well te wouldn't be laughing if te got a disrespectful letter like that.
arcobaleno Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arcobaleno Dash!
A light was shining on her, and angeli started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her recente marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and Film about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking te who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back sede, sedile singing, I wanna hold your five figura, fico Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the Amore of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* te didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: te couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are te going to stop being a coward?
arcobaleno Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy più roles in this mostra later on. As for the rest of the video, the successivo part will mostra the good times me, and my Friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who te calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot da a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who te calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot da a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Michael
It a warm giorno in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her giorno in and out.I know te guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and te guys are going to hate me più saying this. If te think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when te think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know te guys hate me da now so I'm ending the articolo here.
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when te think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know te guys hate me da now so I'm ending the articolo here.
