Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arcobaleno Dash, and we were going to sposta into a very nice house da a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

arcobaleno Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
arcobaleno Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
arcobaleno Dash: *Closes trunk* What te really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on superiore, in alto of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
arcobaleno Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into arcobaleno Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: te know what else would be great?
arcobaleno Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for te to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

arcobaleno Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

arcobaleno Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass arcobaleno Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
arcobaleno Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, arcobaleno Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew arcobaleno Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the superiore, in alto of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

arcobaleno Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
arcobaleno Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & arcobaleno Dash: AWESOME!!!
arcobaleno Dash: I Amore this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
arcobaleno Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
arcobaleno Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the strada, via from your house. te can come over anytime te want, but remember, te must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
arcobaleno Dash: Let me tell te after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing arcobaleno Dash. It slowly passes da which makes her nervous*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* te alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so te can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

2 B Continued