arcobaleno Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was più like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

arcobaleno Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arcobaleno Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arcobaleno Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: Why are te just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arcobaleno Dash: What did te do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arcobaleno Dash: Scoots, te okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arcobaleno Dash: te do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arcobaleno Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pony that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether te like it o not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, te got a point there. How about, we have te further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether te like it o not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, arcobaleno Dash was not happy with me.

arcobaleno Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
arcobaleno Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn te not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arcobaleno Dash: I think we should sposta back to the nube, nuvola house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End