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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Greatsword were sent to The Marshall Islands. They were being interrogated in Majuro.

Pierce: *In a hut with Greatsword, Captain Hamada, and Ditto*
Captain Hamada: What were te doing when we spotted you?
Greatsword: Getting water at the lake.
Captain Hamada: I do not believe you.
Pierce: Well didn't te see a bucket of water in our Jeep?!
Ditto: The captain will ask the questions. Not you.
Captain Hamada: What were te doing when we spotted you?
Pierce: Ugh this is a waste of time. We were getting water. Water! te know what that means in Japanese?
Captain Hamada: I am capable of translating English to Japanese, and vice versa.
Pierce: Then why don't te believe us?
Ditto: *Whips Pierce* No one is allowed to ask domande except for Captain Hamada.
Captain Hamada: I think we need to bring in the Colonel.
Ditto: A wise choice. Get him.
Captain Hamada: *Bows* Yes Major Subaru. *Walks away*
Ditto: te are now in trouble.

On Natale Island, Lieutenant Logan, and everypony else there was worried.

Joseph Perfect The 7th: This isn't like Greatsword. He should be back da now.
Lieutenant Logan: I wonder if they got in an accident, and crashed the Jeep.
Bartholomew: Good lord, that would be terrible.
Joseph: o perhaps the Japanese captured them.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: *Nods* That's the only possibility. There's no other explanation on why they haven't returned yet.
Lance: So how do we rescue them?
Lieutenant Logan: cerca every island occupied da the Japanese. We don't stop until we find those two. Do te have a radio?
Bartholomew: In the room to your left.
Lieutenant Logan: *Goes into the radio room, and turns it on*
Bartholomew: Are te getting reinforcements?
Lieutenant Logan: Reinforcements, più supplies, più vehicles, and they're all gonna meet us here. *Hears the operator, and talks to her* Hello, operator? Get me connected to the Line Islands. Palmyra. United States Army base 31224.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: If te get in contact with MacArthur, may I talk to him please?
Lieutenant Logan: te mean Douglas MacArthur?
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Yes.
Lieutenant Logan: I doubt he'll be on the other end of this thing... Colonel Palmer, yes. A British Sargent along with one of our Captains has been captured da the Japanese. My squad is on Natale Island with the British. Send us half tracks, and più ponies with guns. Thank te very much Colonel. *Turns off the radio*

Back in Majuro in the Marshall Islands, Pierce, and Greatsword met Fuku Hakumara, the colonel that Captain Hamada mentioned.

Colonel Hakumara: Captain Hamada says te are not answering his questions.
Pierce: That's a lie, I answered a domanda already, and he keeps repeating it.
Captain Hamada: Because te are lying!
Ditto: Captain Hamada saw te two in a Jeep.
Captain Hamada: What were te doing?!
Pierce: *Looks at Colonel Hakumara* Listen, all we did was get some water. Unfortunately, your captain is too stupid to understand.
Colonel Hakumara: Why were te getting water?
Greatsword: Me, and everypony else at my base was running low, and we had to get more.
Colonel Hakumara: How did Captain Hamada capture you?
Pierce: Made us crash into a lake.
Captain Hamada: te did that yourself.
Pierce: te threw a grenade at us-
Captain Hamada: Only because te threw it at me. Colonel Hakumara, how long will these two be here with us?
Colonel Hakumara: We keep them here until they die of starvation.
Ditto: Colonel, the Equestrians, and British will attack our army looking for them.
Colonel Hakumara: Let them attack, they're too weak to do anything. We have great defenses, and we'll crush our rivals with no struggle. Put them in my house, and lock them in there.

The Colonel's house was a medium sized building made out of bamboo, and wood. It only had two three rooms. Pierce was locked in one of them, and Greatsword was locked in the other one. The third room is Colonel Hakumara's bedroom.

Pierce: *Sits down, and leans on a wall*
Greatsword: *Whispers* Pierce, can te hear me?
Pierce: *Whispers back* Barely.
Greatsword: How do we get out of here?
Pierce: I don't know. We have to think of something.

2 B Continued
 Fuku Hakumara
Fuku Hakumara
Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are te drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are te gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND da SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking inoltrare, avanti when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her castello when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie detto excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE fieno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. te can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of colori for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. te stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because te called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got te covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the tronco of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if te don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens tronco door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, te got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. te have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream barca (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping da soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing tostapane cialde and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One giorno at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking da the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Cioccolato Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta mostra this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake puntellare, riva Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have te worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have te ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, te are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, o evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, o send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered da steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful giorno in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering più ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: te really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot te in the arm! Why aren't te bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who te calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot da a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having te help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for te to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot successivo week! Which means she must have these outfits da giorno after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... te Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H ciao applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are te drunk o something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* te really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her da thinking she was a ghost. arcobaleno Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are te dreaming about the time te thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope te don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure te don't get...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see te again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did te start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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